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Sat and read through this entire thread, and wow. I can't believe that there are so many places across the country that make "Chica's Bonitas" here in Vegas look highbrow. That is the worst I have been to here in Vegas. Went on a Friday at midnight with two friends (all three of us the whitest motherfuckers you ever met, and on bikes on top of it.) I normally have a couple of "sharp objects" in my pockets that I left in the saddlebags, expecting to get wanded or patted down. My one buddy when telling this story, mentions that when we pulled up that he noticed that the entire parking lot was full of trucks with ladder racks full of lawn tools. Well, we went in and got patted down and wanded. They asked what was in one pocket of my cargo pants, and I pulled out a plastic disposable ball point pen. I was told "we can't let you in with that, it could be used as a stabbing instrument." I turned it over to the desk, and went in to find them selling buckets of beer in glass bottles. What the fuck???? I was raised in a trailer park in North Dakota, I'll take a beer bottle over a ball point pen any day. Anyway, we went in and sat down. There was one girl there who didn't outweigh me (I'm 6'01" and 250 lbs) and the total extent of her grasp of the english language was "do you speak spanish." But like I said, a lot of these places make this place sound high class.
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YES! These are my kind of places. Anyone can look at naked hot chicks, but it takes a REAL man to dig chicks like these. HAHA.Comment
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Imperial Lounge...carded by Grandma, served by Mom, dances by daughter...plus the preggo and the midget! Or the wonderful former weekly stop...Rhonda's... Girls had to play their songs on the jukebox and hustle for tips and music money...good place to play some shuffle board or pool and powder your nose.Comment
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Ya know, Larry's Villa just isn't the same shitty place it was when they had a jukebox the girls had to put money in and there was a sign on the door that was about 2'x5' that said "Attention: any patrons caught selling illegal substances to employees of Larry's Villa will be 86'ed and metro will be notified." New owners now (Larry died a few years back and the place hasn't been the same since.) New owners are capitalizing on the long standing reputation as "Gorilla Villa." First time I went in there was on a poker run, and they had one of the old vend-o-mat sandwich machines.Comment
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Dangerous Curves in Wheeling WV - true gem of a shit hole. We had a gathering there a few years back, a 100+ of us in and out of that place......they had to call in strippers. Some looked 12.....some looked 50.....all were nasty. One had a huge scar....stab wound. Jukebox in the corner, they took collections before stripping to feed the box. Girls said on an average night theyd make maybe 50 bucks. We got fucked up there for almost 4 days.....good shit.
When we rolled in all the locals got up and left.....we came and went as we pleased and they let us take pictures, our girls dance on the stage and just lounge there.....bet they made more money in 4 days then they did in 4 months.Comment
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davincis in bradenton florida. triple bypass open heart surgery scars c sections from belly buttons to buttholes, first time i went there this girl was winkin her asshole at me and a guy leaned over and said she accidently shit on someone last week. but if you go in there doin the manatee county mating call (shakin a bottle of perscription pills) youll get your dick sucked harder than a hoover sucks dirt. and its ran by some dirty egyptians that act like jamie kennedy from malibus most wanted.Comment
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Awesome thread.
I travel a ton for work and 2 places stick out.
Savannah, GA. Cant remember the name but its in a knar part of town and its in a couple of office trailers. We walked in and the music stopped as we were the most normal looking dudes in this shithole if you can believe that. Every stripper had track marks and c-section scars. We were swarmed from the start, not for lap dances but private dances back at the hotel room, it was like a lost puppy looking for a new owner. Some broad wrapped her legs around my head and it smelled like a rotten tuna melt and I got whiplash pulling my head outta there so fast. So awesome we went back the next day.
Miami, FL some place I think called Porkys. Went in there and its not that bad inside for a strip club. Had a bunch of drinks, almost to the point of black out hammered next thing I know my buddy sitting next to me is spraying me with some preggo chics breast milk. Cost him $5. All in my mouth and all over my clothes. Gross. I woke up the next morning in the same clothes, shoes on, my breath taste like I ate cereal right before bed and my clothes smelled like rotten milk. Definitely one to tell the grandkids.Comment
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Not in my area anymore, but I am surprised I haven't seen the names The Cave, La Mirage, The Driftwood, Southern Comfort, or Cherries... If you've ever been to any of these... you know the Suck, the Armpit of the world...Jacksonville, N.C.Comment
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I stopped goin to em when they started gettin called "gentlemens clubs'.....I worked at a titty bar late70s, early 80s......it was mob run....was a great place.....these new places sucks....I went once....$7 fer a coors light ????...sheeee-it....back when in them places, I had pornstar Hyapatia Lee sittin on my lap stickin her nipple in my mouth, lol.....I used to drive the girls to and from....dems were da days....Comment
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you fucks are scaring me..........Comment
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Dave......they just aint anymore, whet they used to be....dig ?....$7/beer fer a tease.....and in Jersey, they aint even allowed to go topless....but I know "places"....
.......and dont EVER call me a "fuck"....you dont wanna do that....Comment
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Ha! I met Hyapatia Lee in the mid 90s at one of the sleaziest porn shops in San Antonio, where I lived at the time.Comment
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