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    Quote Originally Posted by bohica2xo View Post
    Ya know, Larry's Villa just isn't the same shitty place it was when they had a jukebox the girls had to put money in and there was a sign on the door that was about 2'x5' that said "Attention: any patrons caught selling illegal substances to employees of Larry's Villa will be 86'ed and metro will be notified." New owners now (Larry died a few years back and the place hasn't been the same since.) New owners are capitalizing on the long standing reputation as "Gorilla Villa." First time I went in there was on a poker run, and they had one of the old vend-o-mat sandwich machines.

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    Dangerous Curves in Wheeling WV - true gem of a shit hole. We had a gathering there a few years back, a 100+ of us in and out of that place......they had to call in strippers. Some looked 12.....some looked 50.....all were nasty. One had a huge scar....stab wound. Jukebox in the corner, they took collections before stripping to feed the box. Girls said on an average night theyd make maybe 50 bucks. We got fucked up there for almost 4 days.....good shit.

    When we rolled in all the locals got up and left.....we came and went as we pleased and they let us take pictures, our girls dance on the stage and just lounge there.....bet they made more money in 4 days then they did in 4 months.

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    davincis in bradenton florida. triple bypass open heart surgery scars c sections from belly buttons to buttholes, first time i went there this girl was winkin her asshole at me and a guy leaned over and said she accidently shit on someone last week. but if you go in there doin the manatee county mating call (shakin a bottle of perscription pills) youll get your dick sucked harder than a hoover sucks dirt. and its ran by some dirty egyptians that act like jamie kennedy from malibus most wanted.

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    Awesome thread.

    I travel a ton for work and 2 places stick out.

    Savannah, GA. Cant remember the name but its in a knar part of town and its in a couple of office trailers. We walked in and the music stopped as we were the most normal looking dudes in this shithole if you can believe that. Every stripper had track marks and c-section scars. We were swarmed from the start, not for lap dances but private dances back at the hotel room, it was like a lost puppy looking for a new owner. Some broad wrapped her legs around my head and it smelled like a rotten tuna melt and I got whiplash pulling my head outta there so fast. So awesome we went back the next day.

    Miami, FL some place I think called Porkys. Went in there and its not that bad inside for a strip club. Had a bunch of drinks, almost to the point of black out hammered next thing I know my buddy sitting next to me is spraying me with some preggo chics breast milk. Cost him $5. All in my mouth and all over my clothes. Gross. I woke up the next morning in the same clothes, shoes on, my breath taste like I ate cereal right before bed and my clothes smelled like rotten milk. Definitely one to tell the grandkids.

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    Not in my area anymore, but I am surprised I haven't seen the names The Cave, La Mirage, The Driftwood, Southern Comfort, or Cherries... If you've ever been to any of these... you know the Suck, the Armpit of the world...Jacksonville, N.C.

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    I stopped goin to em when they started gettin called "gentlemens clubs'.....I worked at a titty bar late70s, early 80s......it was mob run....was a great place.....these new places sucks....I went once....$7 fer a coors light ????...sheeee-it....back when in them places, I had pornstar Hyapatia Lee sittin on my lap stickin her nipple in my mouth, lol.....I used to drive the girls to and from....dems were da days....

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    you fucks are scaring me..........

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    Dave......they just aint anymore, whet they used to be....dig ?....$7/beer fer a tease.....and in Jersey, they aint even allowed to go topless....but I know "places"....

    .......and dont EVER call me a "fuck"....you dont wanna do that....

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    Ha! I met Hyapatia Lee in the mid 90s at one of the sleaziest porn shops in San Antonio, where I lived at the time.

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    I just read this whole thread. Fuck this is funny shit, I know what my retirement ride around the country is gonna include! Here in Bakersfield there is one I haven't even gone in called Teasers Pleasers, it's across the street from a truck stop, but down the street from the CHP office. I haven't been in because I've seen the girls in the parking lot, I'd rather jack off to free internet porn!
    The Deja Vu here used to have a sign that said Thousands of beautiful girls.....and 3 ugly ones. One night I was with some friends and they all wanted to go to the Deja Vu. I was rather bored by the ugliness of the strippers so I asked the bouncer, "If you only have 3 ugly girls, how come every time I come in here the ugly ones are on stage?" I instantly got "banned for life" by the bouncer and asked to leave, (guess their badass bouncers can't handle more than one biker at a time). Turned out the chick dancing was his girlfriend! We still laugh about that night, but the sign has changed so it no longer says they have 3 ugly ones!

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    Friend of mine who is a feature performer (she staples shit to herself, and other off the wall side show shit) just posted a series of tweets while on the road preparing to go on stage at Danny's Cabaret in Jackson, MS. Had to post this here, as one of her posts commented that "A stripper just squirted my ass with her titty milk." Sounds like the kind of place that belongs on this thread. Anyone in Jackson, MS care to confirm or deny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillSCB View Post
    "A stripper just squirted my ass with her titty milk." Sounds like the kind of place that belongs on this thread. Anyone in Jackson, MS care to confirm or deny?
    It could only be better if she followed up by licking it off.

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    In CA you have to choose between panties, and alcohol.
    watching dancers without booze and your a perv
    with an icey cold beer or a glass of rye? now thats just american

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsteveo View Post
    Ha! I met Hyapatia Lee in the mid 90s at one of the sleaziest porn shops in San Antonio, where I lived at the time.
    You lived in a porn shop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsteveo View Post
    Ha! I met Hyapatia Lee in the mid 90s at one of the sleaziest porn shops in San Antonio, where I lived at the time.
    Tell me she was hot in real life!

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    Sad truth fellas' as a US Army Ranger, all our girlfriends were skank strippers.

    My first girl was Trisha, and everyone in the unit had boned this bitch (30+ guys)- it was called "Taking out the trash". She was actually very nice, and said I was a stud (I came in like 2 minutes, even drunk) I still have a soft spot for Trish, she made everybody feel like a man. Great way to lose your virginity.

    My second girlfriend (a stripper of course) went by her stage name "Stormy"- she was a hot skinny brunette with super stinky feet.

    My third skank girl was Japanese with extreme daddy issues. She had this ring that she always said that her loving father gave her. It was some Paki liquor store shit that cost 5 bucks, and she purchased for herself obviously. When you are young, all you want is the clam, but looking back, it's sad.

    Etc. etc.- 11.5 years of this madness.

    Anyway, back to the thread, all our clubs were shitty, but there was a club called "Ceciles" in Vancouver, BC that had the hottest chicks known to man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by usmc50lx View Post
    Not in my area anymore, but I am surprised I haven't seen the names The Cave, La Mirage, The Driftwood, Southern Comfort, or Cherries... If you've ever been to any of these... you know the Suck, the Armpit of the world...Jacksonville, N.C.
    What about shipwreck? (aka the wreck) we used to love that one. We were NCOs and since they served at the wreck none of our young Marines could get in and annoy us. The usual story, jukebox, cans of beer, pool tables took up half of the place. Just us and the local bikers "Home Sweet Home". That was a few decades ago so it's probably long gone, if it was in CA instead of NC it'd be a medical weed pharmacy.

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