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    Default free pussy recipe

    I don't speak modern english but I did by accident find out how to get daytime pussy. All you got to do is post an ad on cl for a free to good home puppy. The sluts will start callin within 5 minutes. I'm a born again virgin but for you cunt hounds there you are.

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    I got all the pussy I can handle, what about the dog!

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    gettin rid of her in the morning,another caveman called

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    This shot taken in your backyard, man?
    Last edited by Hoghead; 05-04-2019 at 11:08 AM.

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    The three magic words that will get you laid every time........Lower your standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTher View Post
    The three magic words that will get you laid every time........Lower your standards.
    Life is a meat market. If your meat ain't selling you're asking too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoghead View Post
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    This shot taken in your backyard, man?
    Right idea but not in the backyard, further from the house the better

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    Life is a meat market. If your meat ain't selling you're asking too much.

    Like that blues song..... If I can't sell it, I'll keep sitting on it..... LOL

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    The heavier they are, the more appreciative they are for some attention, and they try harder too... and avoid daddies girls at all cost, unless it doesn't cost you anything more than one outing, and you don't have any long term relationship fantasies, and if you do, have a good long look at her mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTher View Post
    The three magic words that will get you laid every time........Lower your standards.
    Lower your standards and raise your percentage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klondikekid64 View Post
    The heavier they are, the more appreciative they are for some attention, and they try harder too... and avoid daddies girls at all cost, unless it doesn't cost you anything more than one outing, and you don't have any long term relationship fantasies, and if you do, have a good long look at her mom.
    Bullshit on the porkers, their just as fucked as the rest,me me me me

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    Quote Originally Posted by metalheart28 View Post
    Lower your standards and raise your percentage!

    Raise your standards, buy a mill, a lathe, a welder, a basket case,lock the doors and proceed to wedded bliss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubbard View Post
    Raise your standards, buy a mill, a lathe, a welder, a basket case,lock the doors and proceed to wedded bliss.
    That actually worked for me, and wedded bliss required separate shops because sharing one is like sharing a kitchen.

    When not spoken for, slay it all. I've never heard of a bad orgasm though I didn't go as far as my bro whose nickname was Beastmaster.

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    The plumper humpers are our heroes. A colleague cracked -They wont get away just cause theyre ugly! Which is a heroic cocksman statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by datadavid View Post
    The plumper humpers are our heroes. A colleague cracked -They wont get away just cause theyre ugly! Which is a heroic cocksman statement.
    Someone's gotta do it.
    Lately, i've noticed not all fat broads are ugly tho'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubbard View Post
    Bullshit on the porkers, their just as fucked as the rest,me me me me
    Yes... They can have a big rake.

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