What's ruffling your feathers today?

[Down]

Thought we might need a place to vent, this is it.
What ruffles your feathers today? What has you all angry with the world? Who pissed in your cereal? Share it with the Cult!

I'll go first.
Yesterday I had 1/3 bikes running, now I have 0 and we're getting warm weather. Fuck this.

[Tattooo]

Nope having a great day........

[Dragstews]

Nope having a great day........

Yup ... Me Too ..
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But in interest of keeping this thread going in the detection that it was intended for, we have this .......

[farmall]

Yesterday I had 1/3 bikes running, now I have 0 and we're getting warm weather. Fuck this.

You clearly don't have enough motorcycles.

[Tattooo]

You clearly don't have enough motorcycles.

Yep, I'm at 50% running..........

[Down]

You clearly don't have enough motorcycles.

So you're saying I should get more mosicles to even the odds? I like the idea. Lemme pitch it to the wife real quick!

[datadavid]

So you're saying I should get more mosicles to even the odds? I like the idea. Lemme pitch it to the wife real quick!

Wives dont like when their little bitches sneak up on them with clever ideas. You have been warned!

[Down]

Wives dont like when their little bitches sneak up on them with clever ideas. You have been warned!

You're a little late.. Everything hurts.

[datadavid]

You're a little late.. Everything hurts.

I know how it feels.

[Hubbard]

You're a little late.. Everything hurts.

Poooor Baaaby

[Hoghead]

Poooor Baaaby

Ha, ha! Expect no mercy in the Junkpile...

[farmall]

So you're saying I should get more mosicles to even the odds? I like the idea. Lemme pitch it to the wife real quick!

You can always upgrade, or convert to Islam and have multiple wives. My wife (RIP) brought home, rebuilt and painted another Shovel to go with the one she bought new. Zero intervention or assistance required on my part. but separate shops are the key to domestic bliss. I also avoided the kitchen as a matter of survival.

Tell yours bikes are a benign addiction and broken ones keep you at home wrenching instead of out getting in trouble. When men aren't mechanically occupied the little head takes over from the big one!

[Down]

You can always upgrade, or convert to Islam and have multiple wives. My wife (RIP) brought home, rebuilt and painted another Shovel to go with the one she bought new. Zero intervention or assistance required on my part. but separate shops are the key to domestic bliss. I also avoided the kitchen as a matter of survival.

Tell yours bikes are a benign addiction and broken ones keep you at home wrenching instead of out getting in trouble. When men aren't mechanically occupied the little head takes over from the big one!

That's why she's happy it's broken down. I don't wrench at home. I share a garage with my pops 25 miles from home. Wife has her carpentry workshop on the same property and gets a free ride every time I need to go wrench on a bike. Hmm.. Come to think of it.. Did she destroy my bike just to get a free ride? Women, man.. They're cleverer than us!

[Hubbard]

Or you ask your doctor if there has been anything invented to help your balls grow back.

[farmall]

Or you ask your doctor if there has been anything invented to help your balls grow back.

Just have her carve some wooden replacements to match the size you (or she) want. Nothing like a family woodworking project. Have some wood patterns:

https://www.endocrine.org/store/medical-instruments-and-models/orchidometer

Alternate pattern options:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC61053/

Chop Cult has all the answers.