I didn't really read the sticky about this...
Here's my "spec sheet"
Owner name, location: el Shanebo---Orlando, FLA
Bike name if it has one: the HEADACHE
Engine, year and make, model, modifications: 1994 HD Sportster 1200 totally stock
Frame: Stock, chopped off fender struts
Fork: Stock, shaved and powdercoated
Chassis mods: lifted suspension, handles like a school bus full of tourettes kids
Tire/wheel size and style: 16 stock mag rear with Carlisle tire, stock 19 mag front with Ching Ching tire, cheap is good until you eat shit.
Favorite thing about this bike: It will not die. I've burned it, crashed it, left it out in the rain, like a battered housewife it just keeps coming back for more. It says it loves me but it really loathes itself.
Next modification will be: who knows, probably a rigid frame...unless it sells. Cash rules everything around me.
Other mods, accessories, cool parts, etc: 2 into 1 pipe with a neat heat shield, Vetter headlight, Tiki head valve stem caps, twin cam air cleaner, deuce risers, glittery paint
Any building or riding story or info you'd like to include: I am so fucking tired of this bike. I feel like I have built 10 bikes but I only have one....somebody buy this thing.
Thanks to: (you may include links to websites here) Thanks to the mother fucking HATE FACTORY and all its associates, if you read this, you know who you are.
Not as funny as "Black Jesus" but whatever...