Go fist yourself

You shut your mouth when youre talking to me.

Not really an insult but ive been saying that lately.

"Can you take the dick outta your mouth, cuz I can't understand you."

man,,, you smell like something crawled up your ass,, and died,

,, to a man ",shes so ugly I wouldn,t screw her with your dick" while pointing at appropiate female

i say goddamn motherfucker alot when im pissed. if somebody tell me they're goin somewhere, i tell em to tear out like a herd of turtles. i also call people assbadger, fucknut, titdick and all kinds of other bullshit i've made up lol.

Told some Lance coolie to go fuck start a fart when he started hassling one of my junior guys, but that's nothing compared to what his SNCO is going to do to him when he gets back to the shop. Don't fuck with the guy that runs medical coverage for the Corporal's course. I'm not saying I'm a bastard but when you try and fuck with one of mine and I know the guys that run the course you're trying to get clearance for last minute and they owe me a fuck ton of favors for last minute coverages I've made happen you're gonna pay the piper.

goddamnmotherfuckingcocksuckingsonofabitch

Originally Posted by ThePete

Told some Lance coolie to go fuck start a fart when he started hassling one of my junior guys, but that's nothing compared to what his SNCO is going to do to him when he gets back to the shop. Don't fuck with the guy that runs medical coverage for the Corporal's course. I'm not saying I'm a bastard but when you try and fuck with one of mine and I know the guys that run the course you're trying to get clearance for last minute and they owe me a fuck ton of favors for last minute coverages I've made happen you're gonna pay the piper.

Note to self:

Don't join military and be a jerk to ThePete.

fucktard, assmaster, assgasket, fairyfart, eat a dick, C U next time, C u next Tuesday, BOSS (big ol sacka shit) for fuck sake, what the fuck, fucking cock suckers, fucking Obamanation, fucking bobbleheaded motherfucker, vagaterian, fucking penis wrinkle, moves like old people fuck-slow and jerky, fuckstain, motherfucker, ass goblin, Margret Morgan has a deep ass, iraqian-ethiopian butt fucker. I use fuck alot-that is my favorite word.

I wouldn,t shit you ,you,re my vavorite turd!

Fuck your mother.


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Your mom and dad quit butt-fucking after they had you.

insults from the movies>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYX...eature=related

Originally Posted by dazegoneby

insults from the movies>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYX...eature=related

you watch too much youtube lol

easy miles

Just another classic from my dad.....

"You'd still be a virgin if you weren't fucked in the head"

Not really an insult so much as a warning.

Fuck not, lest ye be fucked.

One of my favorites is
,"If it aint broke, quit ridin like a pussy"
or
when someone says," Have a good one" i reply ,"I got a good one, just need to use it more"

one from my dad- you'd be better off grabbing a bobcat by the balls as to fuck with me. a warning, not an insult.

"Thats like tryin' to put a wet noodle in a wildcats ass"