one night stands?

Originally Posted by MadRiverMoCo

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Wow...
I'm filing that under "Things I wouldn't put on the Internet..."

Edit: Reread and I totally agree. Shit like that, well, holy fuck man.

Originally Posted by pirate2876

Man I really want to add to this, but I would hate to ruin my reputation as one of the Bacon Crew.

Instead, I'll just see if anyone has ever been to Sea Mountain. If so, then you know any stories from there are insane and may include multiple one night stands in one night.

What? Do you fuck dudes at Sea Mountain?

That's not really Bacon style, but you're kind of grandfathered in.

Originally Posted by 2011FXDWG

My buddy was on watch and woke up to this

ha what?

so i was texting this girl i met thru a mutual friend and one night she thought it would be a good idea for me to come meet up with her. tall skinny lil thing perky tits and a lil bubble butt so i obliged and drove 30 miles across the state line to alabama at 130 in the morning
park my truck on the shoulder of the road outside her house.
she walks out in some pjs and hops in my 91 single cab nissan (5speed) ha and says 'wow its hot in here' and starts undressing. i was like AWWWYEEEA
so she starts gagging herself on my meat sward(dick) and i was like 'this prime time'
so we start fuckin and she says 'no this is prime time'
a few minutes later i pull out and said 'its the main event!' and began painting her face white.
then she got out gave me $5 in assorted change for gas and walked home

Originally Posted by poonslammer

so i was texting this girl i met thru a mutual friend and one night she thought it would be a good idea for me to come meet up with her. tall skinny lil thing perky tits and a lil bubble butt so i obliged and drove 30 miles across the state line to alabama at 130 in the morning
park my truck on the shoulder of the road outside her house.
she walks out in some pjs and hops in my 91 single cab nissan (5speed) ha and says 'wow its hot in here' and starts undressing. i was like AWWWYEEEA
so she starts gagging herself on my meat sward(dick) and i was like 'this prime time'
so we start fuckin and she says 'no this is prime time'
a few minutes later i pull out and said 'its the main event!' and began painting her face white.
then she got out gave me $5 in assorted change for gas and walked home

Don't you love when that happens? Sounds like a blast, I need to meet this bitch!

and thanks for clarifying what you meant by "meat sward"

Had to rid the dirty from my post

um...
I wasn't going to comment further but I guess I will - everything after the knife is done under "duress"

anything agreed to under duress is not consensual (speak nothing of the spit lube sodomy...)

I would seriously delete that post...

And Hooligan, I'd be the nice guy and delete your quote of it...

Originally Posted by CRFyou

What? Do you fuck dudes at Sea Mountain?

That's not really Bacon style, but you're kind of grandfathered in.

The total opposite my man. I'll tell you about it next time I see you.

Originally Posted by pirate2876

The total opposite my man. I'll tell you about it next time I see you.

You let the dudes fuck you?!?!

Barf out, Ray!

It's intercrural dude, intercrural!!!

Originally Posted by whiskeyhangover

Sorry to hear about the clinging beta-male loser.
What are some of the drawbacks you've heard about living out on the lake?

Wife and I were vacationing out there and were thinking someday getting some property one of these days.

Lake of the Ozarks isn't so bad if you have a boat and a house with a dock. It's actually a ton of fun in the summer time. I lived in a house for a while with a dock and had a waverunner, that summer was a blast, going wakeboarding all the time and hanging with friends. However, the winters are brutal. You will die of boredom. I suggest if you plan on moving there just get a vacation home.

I also was the only heavily tattooed girl at the Lake at the time. Things could have changed by now. So I couldn't go anywhere without rednecks asking me about my tattoos, or Adults grabbing their children and pulling them away from me. As if I was going to sneeze a fucking tattoo on them.

It's a really pretty area, it just wasn't for me. I'm a city girl through and through. But that doesn't mean others can't enjoy it. I had a hard time finding jobs there because of how tattooed I was. Then I was offered a job at a local Tattoo shop so I didn't have to worry about it anymore.

Originally Posted by MadRiverMoCo

It's intercrural dude, intercrural!!!

Oh man... Ray needs to get the fuck on with that shit.

I bet his dick smells like a sack full of assholes.

Originally Posted by MadRiverMoCo

It's intercrural dude, intercrural!!!

Dafuq did I just read?

Originally Posted by MadRiverMoCo

um...
I wasn't going to comment further but I guess I will - everything after the knife is done under "duress"

anything agreed to under duress is not consensual (speak nothing of the spit lube sodomy...)

I would seriously delete that post...

And Hooligan, I'd be the nice guy and delete your quote of it...

If knifeplay and sodomy weren't an option, I don't think sex would be worth having.

Originally Posted by xsjoel

If knifeplay and sodomy weren't an option, I don't think sex would be worth having.

He's got you there, MadRiver.

This is no vanilla recruit.

There is the truest definition of awesome ever

I am awed, jaw to the floor awed...

Originally Posted by CRFyou

Oh man... Ray needs to get the fuck on with that shit.

I bet his dick smells like a sack full of assholes.

Sheesh, for once on this site Branden is accusing someone else of gay acts, instead of proclaiming his love for them. It's ok baby, your still my bottom bitch.

Actually the place I spoke of earlier is a sight to behold. Imagine going to a club with 150-200 people all couples(man/women, or man/women/women) or single chicks. All naked, about 8 out of 10 of the girls being smoking fucking hot, and a lot of those hot ladies being very forward...No shit man, it shouldn't exist.

Originally Posted by MadRiverMoCo

It's intercrural dude, intercrural!!!

I think thats called a Dutch rudder no?

Originally Posted by xsjoel

If knifeplay and sodomy weren't an option, I don't think sex would be worth having.

Thats the best facebook status I have ever seen.