Okay, two things...
One, we landed a sick new sponsor! Terry is donating some Beer Booter stuff. I know you girls like mimosas and shit, but you need to set your DVRs to record the 'Real Housewives of Orange County' and come on this ride and drink beer. Your stupid wine spritzer show will be there when you get back.
Two. I thought I was being clever, and my fake production company on the first flyer was already a super legit, established thing with belly flop competitions and everything!
So I made up another fake name that better not be taken, because calling stuff Level 12 is my thing.
THERE WILL BE BACON!