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How do I get this rash off my nuts?

I wear a size Large in some shirts but an XL in others. Sometimes I wear a size 10.5 in shoes and then other times a 9.5 fits just as good. Why can't every fucking clothing company have the same size shit??? WHAAAT THEEEE FUUUUCK???!??!?!?

Originally Posted by imaloser

How do I get this rash off my nuts?

A stick!!!

The cat's head smashed into my boot three times today.......Hasn't moved in a while......stupid cat

After eating a gigantic plate of homemade nachos last night, my butt wont stop making a fist.

27 pages of procrastination. FUCK, i got shit to do.

yesterday i jayed off early in the day. then in the early afternoon my chick came home horny.

but i was in the garage working on a bike, so i blew her off.

then i boned her on the couch last night when my hornyness recovered from my jay off.

She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?

Originally Posted by rickboyd

She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?

I gotcha. Get to work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmRTjLRMfU

Man I left my two year old on the toilet for ONE MINUTE alone.....................there is poop everywhere.

i should be in the shop....

I could kill a motherfucker for a corndog right now.

Originally Posted by clp

i should be in the shop....

Switchin tanks in the shop right now. Either this beer is awesome or I better open a window.

Originally Posted by rickboyd

She hasn't moved since I posted...poked her with a stick but she didn't move........I wonder if the wife will notice?

i once had a cat die while giving birth on my bed in the middle of the night. it was pretty sad. my daughter was only a few months old so i had that whole, giving life is a wonderful thing going on.

So I catch hell when the ol lady gets home and while she's bustin my chops I look down and the fuckin cat is sittin there cleanin herself.....stupid cat.....I really hate that cat.......

GET OFF MY LAWN!

After a day of going cross eyed, typing and editing my story for the writing contest, it feels good to be back in the Junk Pile, where I belong.

still shitting liquid

I don't care what anybody says. I make some bad ass exhausts!!

Meatloaf with an abscess