I've been in only been in two but I think the one that I have flashbacks of is when I shot a guy in the gut after he stabbed me in the leg when he was aiming for my chest but I blocked his arm & pulled my gun!! All over a game of fuckin pool and I suck at pool, fucking jackwaggons!!!
First would've been my heart attack in kindergarten. Second would be when I was climbing a fence drunk, slipped and the spike on top of the fence went through the crotch of my pants and barely grazed my balls.
First would've been my heart attack in kindergarten. Second would be when I was climbing a fence drunk, slipped and the spike on top of the fence went through the crotch of my pants and barely grazed my balls.
First would've been my heart attack in kindergarten. Second would be when I was climbing a fence drunk, slipped and the spike on top of the fence went through the crotch of my pants and barely grazed my balls.
Let see. Atc accident when I was 13, multiple fractures in my skull, wrist broken in 3 places and shattered foot, walked home a block and died in the hospital. Came back after being gone over 7 minutes.
in 2005 or so got hit by a car and sent across a parking lot in San Bernardino. Got up and chased the driver. Went and laid back down until the paramedics arrived. Didn't feel anything painful except road rash so they cleaned me up and let me go home. Realized I left my car keys in my friends car, so had to break in to my own place. Couldn't get up out of the chair I fell asleep in the next day and had to have my mom take me to the hospital. Turns out I had a fractured jaw (Down the center of the front of my lower jaw), both rotator cuffs torn, and two slipped discs in my back. Recovered after 6 weeks.
Been shot at a few times and had my shoulders dislocated while hooking up a van during a repo.
But the craziest was back in '01 when I reported to my Probation Office. Just got done seeing my PO, walked out of the office to have a smoke and was surrounded by SWAT and Bomb Squad. Turns out there was a bomb threat reported and the package was right next to the Probation Office. Fuck me running, I have never stood more frozen in place in my life.
I was 4, my dad had just split from my mom and we were seeing a family friend to see where he was so I could visit (my choice, had to track HIM down) went to pet the dog (German Shepard) and he lunged and bit my face across my eye.
Dont remember much other then waking up with a doc holding what looked like needle nose pliers and a scalpel and freaking the fuck out.
From what Im told had plastic surgery and had been asking for my dad.
Found out years later he was with his (New wife) his mistress at the time out on "Vacation"
still aint no Sean Connery but chicks seem to like me
damn spade i had about the same thing happen to me. i was probably 5/6 had a chow rip half of my face off. like it was hanging by a thin piece of skin. other than some crazy BMX wrecks and spraining every part of my body i have been fairly lucky.
,Yesterday while at work.We where on a mountain in Giles county Va.At 730 in eve the boss while trying to get one last 1ton stone on Truck (already had 12 tons on truck, he moves truck from "Safe Parking"(sideways on steep mountain sides)he moves truck, to no brains parking(straight up the mountain side),,this was a 30 degree incline!!!ok no prob til he bumped truck with bocat ,,,well this LOADED truck takes off down mountain side by Itself (air brakes let go )ok not to bad when it wedges itself to a stop 60 feet away ,,(1) I was in truck 5 seconds before that happend,two if truck went down mountain side farther it wouldve went thru house at bottom of field.not too hairy, until you realize ,,you couldv,e taken a nantucket sleigh ride in summer,and been smashed like a bug in a heart beat,,,
Naw man, after that shit I had some tests done and there was a thin membrane around my aorta, and it would constrict the blood flow when my heart rate rose.
Naw man, after that shit I had some tests done and there was a thin membrane around my aorta, and it would constrict the blood flow when my heart rate rose.
Got necrotizing fasciitis in my knee, almost lost my leg. I had to have the surgery done without anesthetic and the surgeon wouldn't let me watch. Sounds weird but I have to be able to see whats going on or I wig out. Got hurt during a training exercise and the fuckers didn't flush the wound good enough. Fucking shit survived 2 courses of antibiotics and went from all healed to your leg is rotting off in less then 48 hours and this was like a month after the accident that the shit tried to eat me alive Had to spend a week on an IV antibiotic cocktail in the hospital, and 30 days on oral antibiotics afterward.
Got necrotizing fasciitis in my knee, almost lost my leg. I had to have the surgery done without anesthetic and the surgeon wouldn't let me watch. Sounds weird but I have to be able to see whats going on or I wig out. Got hurt during a training exercise and the fuckers didn't flush the wound good enough. Fucking shit survived 2 courses of antibiotics and went from all healed to your leg is rotting off in less then 48 hours and this was like a month after the accident that the shit tried to eat me alive Had to spend a week on an IV antibiotic cocktail in the hospital, and 30 days on oral antibiotics afterward.
Yeah scary shit, i forgot to mention I was overseas at the time and if that shit happened a week earlier or a week later I would have been too far away from a medical facility that could give me proper medical treatment and I'd literally be Peg-leg Pete.
Having a dude try to carjack us in vegas while I was stuck in traffic, and the resulting response.
The other was having a semi truck tire come completely undone right next to me travelling from Vegas to Tucson. I still remember the "twang" noise and shit flying right past my face - was a ridiculously close call.
Oh yeah. One time while setting up a mill-turn machine, the chuck opened out of nowhere and the 1.5" diameter barstock almost shoved my hand into an 1" drill.
Mugged at gun point (gun to forehead) in broad day light for $10 and a pager I told the mutherfucker "PULL THA TRIGGER NIGGER !" thankfully the assailant decided to pistol whip me to make his get away instead of shooting me !
Ran over by 3 wheeler on a gravel road,due to ill adjusted helmet/rock in the road. I was pulled through back right tire 3-4x @ aprx 30-40 MPH. My entire back was hamburger meat, very lucky I didn't sustain any major internal injuries, or broken bones. Drove myself back to the house some 6-7 miles away afterwords. Still have a scar from that shit 25 yrs later.
I found a dead body in an old abandon hydro electric power plant we used to fuck around in as kids, Ther is much uncertainty when you've got 30 cops laser sights on your head and chest.
My bro got drunk one night several yrs back & decided to shoot his .45 in the backyard( he claims the tree was talking shit to him),we live in the city but there is a large graveyard behind the houses, well SWAT shows up and is trying to evacuate the houses next door,(one of which is where I happened to be living) they were talking about using flash bangs, & tear gas and storming his place, and shit. I convinced them to just let me go over and talk to him,to get him to come out and talk to them. it would have not been pretty if they would have tried to storm his house. Not pretty for anyone involved.
Long story short ; got jumped by 3 dudes with baseball bats in the local Wendy's parking lot. Then one of them tried to run me over with his pickup truck. I took the bat from one of them and opened his skull up. The other two pussies saw their boy getting thrashed and took off.
working with a guy that was tweaking he had a 14" deck saw aka hot saw so the fucker is in front of me cutting some deck when he blows the blade off the saw and it hits me in the face cutting me from just under my nose to my ear and all the way in to my jaw bone and into my sinus BUT wait it gets better this knocks me back and down 13' on too my back braking 2 vertebrata's
And to top it all off 2 weeks later the company goes belly up
So far in my life I haven't broken any bones or had any stitches. I've probably needed stitches but thats what super glue is for. I know I've had several times in my life where I've realized I almost died, but was never hurt so I immediately forgot about it.
The only time I thought my life was over was the last time I got in a fight...sort of. A dude was pissing in the floor giving me sid vicious faces. He wouldn't stop long enough for me to get to him with my hands so I threw a beer bottle at him. He got kicked out and walked back to the door 2-3 minutes later. He was covered in blood head to toe and you could see blood spurting out of his head hitting the glass. I just knew he was going to bleed out and I was going away.Turned out it wasn't as bad as it looked. He lost two pints of blood, had a concussion, and got 30 stitches.
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Originally Posted by Lucky69
sounds like we're all a motley crue!!!
Sounds more like we're all IN Motley Crue
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