The only thing worse than waiting 10 days for a gun in California

...is waiting for a girl to get off her period. FUCK! I'm going outside for a cigarette

um, you know the blood makes it extra juicy and squishy. mo betta.

I don't see the problem here?

A little bloody lotion, adds to the motion!

C

Look on the bright side, she's not knocked up. Then just toss a towel (one of hers of course) down and go to town.

well just think, in ten days you can solve two problems with one bullet.

Hmmm this is going in a different direction then I thought it would be.

I was going to say the 20 to life that comes after.


Via the iThingy from the handicrapper while spankin'

that just means its blowjob week

Originally Posted by NakedRob

...is waiting for a girl to get off her period. FUCK! I'm going outside for a cigarette

nasty fucker ! how did you change your name to Naked Rob ?

best forum on the internetz. hands down. you fuckin dudes are the worst, and i love it ahahaha

I've never had that slow me down, but if you're the squeemish type, then as someone else mentioned: when one door closes, another door opens. In this case it's the back door.

Originally Posted by Jesse13

nasty fucker ! how did you change your name to Naked Rob ?

I got drunk and messaged Bill as a joke. Im keepin it

Originally Posted by NakedRob

I got drunk and messaged Bill as a joke. Im keepin it

Haha!

Originally Posted by jluck27

Red Wings!!!

+1

Originally Posted by NakedRob

...is waiting for a girl to get off her period. FUCK! I'm going outside for a cigarette

If those are the 2 worst parts of your life, there are plenty of people in the world that would like to swap with you.

Originally Posted by Kickstarts

If those are the 2 worst parts of your life, there are plenty of people in the world that would like to swap with you.

Aye, when I read the title I thought: getting robbed, shot, mugged, etc... while waiting.
I agree with an earlier poster that said at least you know she isn't preggers. Knock it out, wipe your pecker off with her curtains.

Hahaha. You guys are gross.

Knock it out, wipe your pecker off with her curtains.

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Now that's classy!

LOL Fuck it, dude...EARN those Red Wings patch!!

Corpses don't have periods. You could kill her and keep her in a refrigerator.