Originally Posted by Kickstarts
If those are the 2 worst parts of your life, there are plenty of people in the world that would like to swap with you.
Aye, when I read the title I thought: getting robbed, shot, mugged, etc... while waiting.
I agree with an earlier poster that said at least you know she isn't preggers. Knock it out, wipe your pecker off with her curtains.