View Full Version : But naked DUI!

09-16-2009, 5:18 PM
Sleazy Rider!
heres the news link:

pretty funny how he had no idea why he was naked.

09-16-2009, 5:46 PM
shit happens when you party naked.

09-16-2009, 7:40 PM
get your sleaze in the breeze, Helicopter Run 09', or some shit. that guy was licking toads....
or did Travasesino call it, and his trend is now sweeping across the nation.

09-16-2009, 9:10 PM
"He admitted he was drinking but he had no explanation for why he was nude."

Ive had that conversation with my Ol Lady a time or two... those are almost the exact words she was using to explain it all to her mom.... :)

Good times... huh?

That'll be the tagline in the Cawker Gazette, on a sleepy Sunday morning next summer. Right under the headline... OUTLAW MOTORCYCLISTS INVADE CAWKER CITY!

How'd you like to be sleeping that one off?

09-16-2009, 10:39 PM
So, should this go in the Jap forum since he was on a Kawi or the Junk Pile like Billy Lane?

Thanks for bringing it up, but JP it is...

09-16-2009, 11:13 PM
thats rough

09-16-2009, 11:40 PM
"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"

Sorry, had to.

09-17-2009, 2:30 AM
Heard this over the radio in class today. Dude is awesome.

09-17-2009, 10:09 AM
We supposedly had a rider here in maryland that was riding "free" at night (not sure if he was three sheets or not) on a sportbike, wheelies, stoppies, all the good stuff .. hit a towtruck in the fastlane shoulder. May be a wives tale but i heard it through a couple grapevines.

09-17-2009, 11:20 AM
dude had four previous duis and and had lost his license for 10 years in '91. somebody get this guy a fucking twelve step program already. lucky for him hes in the paper for drunk nude riding instead of killing a fellow biker like mr. lane. hate these idiots.
growing up i had a friend that was driving drunk and killed 3 of my other friends and his girlfriend and lived only to become more of a drunk. now don't get me wrong i get fucked up and do fucked up shit all the time,but i have zero tolerance for these kind of morons who get behind the wheel.