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oldschoolsoldier
09-07-2009, 12:18 AM
Okay here is my question. I carry my glock on my belt no matter what/where. Well a buddy of mine stated that he would want to have his"weapon" hidden on his bike. Like the pic below.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg124/glockanator/5d82_12.jpg

I then told my dad about the conversation and he told me that back in the late 70's early 80's that some of the HA use to put 12 GA shotgun shotgun shells wired to a switch in there handlebars so they could shoot whoever came up next to them or have a knife welded to the underside of the gas cap or oil cap.

Does anyone have anyother pics of "hidden weapons"?

RockinRyan
09-07-2009, 12:31 AM
I've always heard stories about the shotgun bars, but I've never seen or heard of anything that actually proves it existed. I'd be curious to see if anyone here has any pics of this also.

Gepetto
09-07-2009, 1:03 AM
Why do you "need" to carry your glock at all times?

opposed
09-07-2009, 1:13 AM
I'm not sure that it counts, but I've got the" super secret spyhunter oilslick" option on my Honda chop. Keeps anyone from following me. I used to only have the right side, but now my kickstarter seal on the left is leaking......Awesome.....Dual oilslicks!

kingdeadbeat
09-07-2009, 1:15 AM
If dudes are hiding weapons on their bikes, I don't think its the WISEST thing to go telling every mother fucker on a website that they are doing so....have some courtesy dude.........are you "The Fuzz" or somethin???? lmao ttl lmfao bff jk!!!

dalebfast
09-07-2009, 6:23 AM
Yeah, I got a hand grenade under the gas tank. It looks and acts like a motor, but one wrong move and...BLAMMO!!!

currysurr
09-07-2009, 7:18 AM
Yeah, I got a hand grenade under the gas tank. It looks and acts like a motor, but one wrong move and...BLAMMO!!!

win.

CaveMann
09-07-2009, 7:40 AM
Yeah, I got a hand grenade under the gas tank. It looks and acts like a motor, but one wrong move and...BLAMMO!!!

Damn I thought I was the only one who had that. lol

bangkokchopper
09-07-2009, 8:06 AM
well my secret weapon is my ol lady...when she starts....her tongue will slice anyone in two

FortySixAnd2
09-07-2009, 8:26 AM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj52/jaydizzlepix/posters/30oz.jpg

Tyler
09-07-2009, 9:32 AM
My hands are registered as deadly weapons..

In Ohio you can get a concealed carry permit, then you just carry when riding in a holster. Has to be in a holster when operating a vehicle, on the street you can stick it in your pocket or whatever.

Tyler

Konaboy1972
09-07-2009, 10:52 AM
Why do you "need" to carry your glock at all times?

Dude, if you have to ask that than forget it. Some places in this world a permit to carry, or even better yet open carry, are a necessary thing.

Gepetto
09-07-2009, 11:04 AM
Dude, if you have to ask that than forget it. Some places in this world a permit to carry, or even better yet open carry, are a necessary thing.

I just think it's funny that he need to carry his glock while riding his Honda Shadow! True signs of a bad ass.

Magickman
09-07-2009, 11:09 AM
Can we merge this thread with the "I broke down today" ?

RUB Doctor on a bagger (with tools): "I should stop for that guy broke down on the side of the road."

RUB Doctors internal voice: "Remember that thread you read on ChopCult? Screw that, ride on by..."

travasesino
09-07-2009, 11:16 AM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg124/glockanator/5d82_12.jpg



i don't care if it's a 12" blade attatched to your oilcap - YOU'RE NOT GONNA LOOK HARD IN FLIP-FLOPS!!!!!!!!

travasesino
09-07-2009, 11:19 AM
I just think it's funny that he need to carry his glock while riding his Honda Shadow! True signs of a bad ass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice!!!!!!!!!

KT
09-07-2009, 11:24 AM
My hands are registered as deadly weapons..

In Ohio you can get a concealed carry permit, then you just carry when riding in a holster. Has to be in a holster when operating a vehicle, on the street you can stick it in your pocket or whatever.

Tyler

HAHAHAH I was talking with a buddy in portsmouth the other day he was joking about putting a rifle shealth on his bike like they did in the old west ...could you imagine a 30-30 lever action sticking up on the side of a bike LOL that sure says go ahead and run fucker I will still get ya....

But yea any given sunday go take the $50 course and you have the right to lock and load and carry at all times....

rus
09-07-2009, 12:19 PM
my boss was telling me stories about the 12guage shell in the bars. explained exactly how they'd do it, no wires and switches, real simple set up. knowing a little bit about his history, i dont doubt its real at all.

swellguy
09-07-2009, 1:47 PM
Dude, if you have to ask that than forget it. Some places in this world a permit to carry, or even better yet open carry, are a necessary thing.Ain't nobody gonna mess with me and my fatboy:

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm86/swellguy_album/BSkWrzwB2kKGrHgoH-DcEkJw1bDiBKD6YoC.jpg

Don't need no stinkin' permits!

BlueCollarMoto
09-07-2009, 2:28 PM
Not for my bike but I was wanting to put a pneumatic paint ball system behind the grill on my Jeep. Cant stand driving on four wheels and not getting to split lanes anymore but sometimes its necessary. Gotta make the slow pokes move somehow.

oildevil13
09-07-2009, 2:43 PM
Does anyone have "hidden weapons"?

Yes.

Can you see pics?

Noooo.

Explain?

Noooo.

Konaboy1972
09-07-2009, 6:09 PM
I just think it's funny that he need to carry his glock while riding his Honda Shadow! True signs of a bad ass.

My bad dude, I thought you were serious.

imtheslime
09-07-2009, 6:42 PM
Captive bolt pistol would be slick... just get me in trouble though.

ChoppyGee
09-07-2009, 7:02 PM
nothing that fancy. Always a Butterfly knife stuffed in the old Hi-tops and when i've got the bed roll bungeed to the bars i stick an old school billy club from the suplus store in the middle...gotta get a new one I chucked it at this dumbass in a Limo who almost killed me today.

justin666
09-07-2009, 7:15 PM
nothing that fancy. Always a Butterfly knife stuffed in the old Hi-tops and when i've got the bed roll bungeed to the bars i stick an old school billy club from the suplus store in the middle...gotta get a new one I chucked it at this dumbass in a Limo who almost killed me today.

chase, i wanna hear this story....

erikweste
09-07-2009, 7:19 PM
Ain't nobody gonna mess with me and my fatboy:

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm86/swellguy_album/BSkWrzwB2kKGrHgoH-DcEkJw1bDiBKD6YoC.jpg

Don't need no stinkin' permits!

c'mon man... really??

justin666
09-07-2009, 7:20 PM
c'mon man... really??

hahahaha +1

onigoroshi
09-07-2009, 7:30 PM
back in my punk days we found out the hard way that cops consider steel toe boots a deadly weapon if you use them in a fight. doesn't matter how innocuous the thing you're carrying is, if you use it LIKE a weapon then it IS a weapon, at least in the eyes of the law. it also doesn't matter who started it.

swellguy
09-07-2009, 9:02 PM
c'mon man... really??No. I found this thing on eBay awhile back and it got a lot of buzz in JJ's ugly bike thread. Talk of guns and grenades just reminded me of it.

ChoppyGee
09-07-2009, 9:16 PM
chase, i wanna hear this story....
I was on a rural road that Connects Utah and Wyoming and it's usually desolate but seeing how its labor day it was packed other people were stupid so I was passing them one at a time and as I was in the middle of the pack there was this shiney Lincoln Limo that was passing ten and twelve cars at a time cruiseing down the wrong side of the road until a car came and then it would swerve back into the proper lane at the last second narrowly missing the oncoming car and the ones he was squeezing between I watched him do this in my rear view mirror for about twenty miles and then he was coming up on me fast and so was an oncoming car and he did his little dance right in front of me. I locked shit up almost hit him and almost got rear ended and he proceeded in the wrong lane. and I followed kicking the limo and tell him to roll down his fucking window and face me like a man (there's a reason why its called limo tint ) the drivers cab was even too dark to see in. then I got in front of him and was trying to pull out the billy and I think he thought i was pulling a pistol because he put it down and started pulling away and i lunched that club and put a good ding in his. door got his plates real quick pulled over and called him in. ..don't know if they ever got him pulled over.

justin666
09-07-2009, 9:19 PM
so sketchy dude


youre a champion chase

ChoppyGee
09-07-2009, 9:27 PM
eh, I should have kept my cool but I wasn't in a good mood as is haha.

justin666
09-07-2009, 9:29 PM
its okay buddy. i made some lady in a fancy Bmer cry on saturday. she ran me into on coming traffic. so when we stopped at a light i pulled up next to her and let her have it. I dont think she had a very good saturday...

cHiCoD
09-07-2009, 9:39 PM
most of this thread is stupid.
if your gonna carry,carry.

not a good idea to tell the world (especially on the internet) what you have and where it is located...even if someone does have a permit.

i look at carrying and having to pull it out for use,the most extreme last resort in a very extreme situation...
or hunting for your next meal.

just my opinion.

erikweste
09-07-2009, 9:40 PM
No. I found this thing on eBay awhile back and it got a lot of buzz in JJ's ugly bike thread. Talk of guns and grenades just reminded me of it.

oh, thank God.

:)

ChoppyGee
09-07-2009, 9:43 PM
Guns don't kill people



Wyomi'n folk do

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/i_am_a_tv_junkie_a_blog_f/images/2007/05/11/dick_cheney.jpg

http://bigheaddc.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dick-cheney.PNG

WayneBallard
09-07-2009, 11:02 PM
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EnglandStGarage
09-07-2009, 11:27 PM
2 things. first i usually just carry a pocket full of sand and if someone fucks with me i just throw it in their eyes and yell "Pocket Sand!" then i usually sweep the leg or go for a spinning back fist if im feeling sassy.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/snkegrl/Misc/Bloodsport.gif

since pocket sand is completely useless at high speeds, you could carry a couple of 1/2" steel ball bearings leftover from replacing wheel bearings in your car. do the over the shoulder toss and kiss the radiator/windshield goodbye. enjoy!

BryanEOD
09-08-2009, 1:25 AM
2 things. first i usually just carry a pocket full of sand and if someone fucks with me i just throw it in their eyes and yell "Pocket Sand!" then i usually sweep the leg or go for a spinning back fist if im feeling sassy.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3/snkegrl/Misc/Bloodsport.gif

since pocket sand is completely useless at high speeds, you could carry a couple of 1/2" steel ball bearings leftover from replacing wheel bearings in your car. do the over the shoulder toss and kiss the radiator/windshield goodbye. enjoy!
Bahahaha fucking funny shit right there.... Bloodsport is only the best movie ever made!

oildevil13
09-08-2009, 1:40 AM
My favorite weapon is Phenolthaline. A couple drops in a beer... only a couple.... TWO maybe three... will deliver a case of the screaming cheetah shits. Serious Baboon ass, and render the victim unable to continue being a douchebag for the rest of the run. Used it on my brother in law and put him in the hospital once, ok... twice.. He was a prick. Commonly available on Drilling rigs, but can potentially kill. Vis-ene eye shit will do the same thing not as dangerous.

and yes this thread is stupid.
Getting a reputation as a badass is easy.
Keeping it is a lot harder.

I ride with a SMALL club of partners, and we wear patches. I always thought ... biker club, dope, strippers, fights, stash spots, stashed weapons, bad ass nododys gonna fuck with me..... Live the life. Love my Bros... but you can keep the tough guy act. Not that I like getting fucked with... at all, but Im happy to be myself anymore, and Ive decided I want to be a sissy. I like my wife and kids, beer, my bikes, and the occasional (usually days ending with Y) open road get away. Oh yeah and my chihuahua - Hector

Will trade '57 Frisco style Pan in orig frame built for me by my deceased uncle who WAS a genuine bad ass patch earning/wearing club breathing biker way back when... options include well used inner primary stash spot, sawed off side by side 12ga under leather dash w/ quick release, still have a joint of unidentified pedigree rattling around in the rear downtube... PCP was popular back then, I wont smoke it, braided whips quick snapped to the hand grips for handy access, both with lead babbit braided into handles and last 4 inches, Monkeys fist on the sissybar, J release icepick jockey shift knob, and all the secret codes to initiate Global Thermal Nuclear War from ANY payphone in the Castro District of SF tucked behind the registration, hidden under the battery.

FOR
a late 50s early 60s Vespa sidecar rig with Faggy coat.. size 44, or a Hello Kitty collection of comparable value. Heirloom Dolls, vintage knitting kneedles, The little powdered wigs they wore in England back in the day, gift certificate to Bed, Bath , Beyond valued at no less than $40,000. Some diamond bling for - for Hector, hes allergic to anything less than 18K

Its easier being a puss, and if you're riding the bike... the best weapon you have stashed is in your right hand. Throttle on back home where its safe. The rest of us will watch your beer tilll you get back, and enjoy the party.

oildevil13
09-08-2009, 2:19 AM
Just read the above rant and realized I should've quit drinking hours ago. Ill leave it up there... somebody'll get a laugh. YES I AM A DOUCHEBAG!

THANK YOU!
goodnight

Kokuma
09-08-2009, 9:35 AM
I had an idea once about making handlebars out of nunchucks, but neither would be functional.

opposed
09-08-2009, 11:39 AM
olidevil, you really need to get a breathalizer on your computer!!!

JoeNots
09-08-2009, 12:28 PM
Not for my bike but I was wanting to put a pneumatic paint ball system behind the grill on my Jeep. Cant stand driving on four wheels and not getting to split lanes anymore but sometimes its necessary. Gotta make the slow pokes move somehow.

paintball would be perfect, maybe add a loud speaker. i hate when i have to drive my truck, splitting lanes has messed me up i think.

i think i want to figure out a spike strip thing for my bike or maybe a piece or steel in my glove for slamming my fist down on a mirror or hood. i'll never do it.

oildevil13
09-08-2009, 12:33 PM
olidevil, you really need to get a breathalizer on your computer!!!

agreed.

seventhirteen
09-08-2009, 2:50 PM
I was on a rural road that Connects Utah and Wyoming and it's usually desolate but seeing how its labor day it was packed other people were stupid so I was passing them one at a time and as I was in the middle of the pack there was this shiney Lincoln Limo that was passing ten and twelve cars at a time cruiseing down the wrong side of the road until a car came and then it would swerve back into the proper lane at the last second narrowly missing the oncoming car and the ones he was squeezing between I watched him do this in my rear view mirror for about twenty miles and then he was coming up on me fast and so was an oncoming car and he did his little dance right in front of me. I locked shit up almost hit him and almost got rear ended and he proceeded in the wrong lane. and I followed kicking the limo and tell him to roll down his fucking window and face me like a man (there's a reason why its called limo tint ) the drivers cab was even too dark to see in. then I got in front of him and was trying to pull out the billy and I think he thought i was pulling a pistol because he put it down and started pulling away and i lunched that club and put a good ding in his. door got his plates real quick pulled over and called him in. ..don't know if they ever got him pulled over.

if your going to act like an outlaw, you can't call the cops, that's the rules......seriously, what were you thinking "hello officer, someone cut me off so i started kicking their car and threw a billy club at him and he never stopped" you are lucky you didn't get arrested

JoeNots
09-08-2009, 4:25 PM
if your going to act like an outlaw, you can't call the cops, that's the rules......seriously, what were you thinking "hello officer, someone cut me off so i started kicking their car and threw a billy club at him and he never stopped" you are lucky you didn't get arrested

i agree. you either be the bad guy or the good guy, not both. unless you're the cop! haha

kingdeadbeat
09-08-2009, 8:10 PM
i agree. you either be the bad guy or the good guy, not both. unless you're the cop! haha

He just read that shit from the new "Sons" script anyway...or that happened in his dream and he woke up stuck to his sheets because of his shit pants!!!

Halwade
09-08-2009, 8:30 PM
... and I followed kicking the limo and tell him to roll down his fucking window and face me like a man (there's a reason why its called limo tint ) the drivers cab was even too dark to see in. then I got in front of him and was trying to pull out the billy and I think he thought i was pulling a pistol because he put it down and started pulling away and i lunched that club and put a good ding in his. door got his plates real quick pulled over and called him in. ..don't know if they ever got him pulled over.

Hey Choppy, you earned that miles bump by being smart...

don't blow it by starting fights with limos!

McGoo

ChoppyGee
09-08-2009, 9:34 PM
I agree guys, Like I said I wish I hadn't lost my cool but when someone has no regard for the lives of others It kinda sets we off which is also pretty hypocritcal because what I did wasn't much better I don't have an excuse thats just how shit happened. I suppose I figured since nothing I did seemed to make a difference I guess I figured the cops would have a little more authority doesn't seem like they did a damn thing anyways.


P.S. I don't recommend kicking anything on your bike, it kinda fucks with the gyroscopic effect that keeps you upright.

ChoppyGee
09-08-2009, 9:40 PM
He just read that shit from the new "Sons" script anyway...or that happened in his dream and he woke up stuck to his sheets because of his shit pants!!!

Yup, cause I try this hard to look badass
http://www.chopcult.com/uploads_user/1000/293/0_7945_zoom.jpg


I'll be the first person to tell you I'm not cool, level headed or logical under pressure. I also don't feel the need to try to make myself look like a hard ass....what about you?

oildevil13
09-08-2009, 9:51 PM
Had a guy in Fresno almost sideswipe me getting onto a freeway one time. Flipped him the bird and kept truckin. He chased me up to about 90 with him two inches from my rear fender, it felt like, and that lasted a mile or so.He was pissed. I finally got mad (read: stupid) and grabbed the next lane and locked my bike up to let him pass. When I caught up to him again he was hanging out the window cussing, and I was cussing back at him. Then he acted like he was going to swerve into me I kicked his door as hard as I could... dented the shit out of it. Went from the slow lane, cause we were sharing it by that point, off into the median about 4 lanes over. That was a surprise.... hadnt quite thought that manuver through I guess. I was sharing that with the big concrete divider. We couldnt have been going too fast we were too busy arguing, and when I hit the gravel I slowed down a bit more before I dumped it. Bike got towed, I got towed, and the dick in the little blazer got away clean. Little bit of road rash, and some community service. Had to paint the bike again.

shop102
09-08-2009, 10:03 PM
that bikes not real........is it

oldschoolsoldier
09-08-2009, 10:08 PM
Okay let me clarify. I am not trying to be a hard ass sons of anarchy wanna be. I carry a gun because there are to many fucking pschopaths out there that go in to a school and kill 50 people for shits and giggles......

The reason I started this thread is to see how creative people have gotten to hide weapons on there bike in case in come down to that.

For those that actually had something to say thanks I appericate it.

Anyway hope everyone rides safe.

PS.....No I am not the "FUZZ"....

ChoppyGee
09-08-2009, 10:16 PM
anyone roll'n Roman chariot style with some Knarly ass spikes on their axles? haha

WayneBallard
09-08-2009, 10:38 PM
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god i love this song................

AliBobber
09-08-2009, 11:57 PM
ha this was a good read...

Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson gives this thread a plus one!

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/ziovan/jewishcopy.jpg

evel1
09-09-2009, 7:53 AM
Yup, cause I try this hard to look badass
http://www.chopcult.com/uploads_user/1000/293/0_7945_zoom.jpg


I'll be the first person to tell you I'm not cool, level headed or logical under pressure. I also don't feel the need to try to make myself look like a hard ass....what about you?
ha ha ,classic!

JoeNots
09-09-2009, 1:13 PM
He just read that shit from the new "Sons" script anyway...or that happened in his dream and he woke up stuck to his sheets because of his shit pants!!!

me? not sure i follow. but "Sons" is a pretty entertaining show.

ChoppyGee
09-09-2009, 1:27 PM
god i love this song................wow doesn't Jamie Kennedy know that wannabe gangster shit isn't funny no matter what you change your name to

mad750
09-09-2009, 1:42 PM
I ride with some ugly motherfuckers so I guess that's enough to scare off any offenders.

cHiCoD
09-09-2009, 2:20 PM
Okay let me clarify. I am not trying to be a hard ass sons of anarchy wanna be. I carry a gun because there are to many fucking pschopaths out there that go in to a school and kill 50 people for shits and giggles......

The reason I started this thread is to see how creative people have gotten to hide weapons on there bike in case in come down to that.

For those that actually had something to say thanks I appericate it.

Anyway hope everyone rides safe.

PS.....No I am not the "FUZZ"....

i agree about the "crazys" out there.

my reply was not directed toward you personally.
i'm paranoid and have no idea as to who is on this board.
you just never know.

so my answer is: "i have never owned a gun,knife,brass knuckles,billy club,black jack,roll of quarters,roll of pennies,ice pick,assault rifle,extension cord,grenade,etc.
weapons are BAD BAD BAD"

Twinkies
09-09-2009, 2:37 PM
wow doesn't Jamie Kennedy know that wannabe gangster shit isn't funny no matter what you change your name to

Jon Lajoie has more talent in his left nostril crust than Jamie Kennedy!

This thread is well on its way to the junk pile... but anways.. I use Sabre Defense's
pepper spray "pen". You can train with it pretty easy, I keep the cap aligned with the head of the sprayer so I can pop off the cap, and bring it up and aimed without even looking at it from my shirt pocket or my jeans. Call me a girl, but I dont get off on fighting and prefer to avoid it if possible. All the MMA wannabe's in the world arent gonna be able to do shit with a mouthful of this stuff... it sprays pretty good up to 6ft.

"Oh, really, you think Im an asshole? Let me write down your complaint....."
*SPRAY*

I also keep some "crowd control" spray in the tool bag depending on my destination.

ChoppyGee
09-09-2009, 2:44 PM
what the fuck is crowd control spray? a fir extinguisher full off mace?

Twinkies
09-09-2009, 2:48 PM
what the fuck is crowd control spray? a fir extinguisher full off mace?

pretty much... watch a couple episodes of cops, youll probably see one.
The Nitro Circus crew got hosed by one in one of their episodes too...
think it was at Burro Canyon for some kind of LE training.

framus
09-09-2009, 3:32 PM
what the fuck is crowd control spray? a fir extinguisher full off mace?

Or just running a bit too rich.

WayneBallard
09-09-2009, 4:09 PM
wow doesn't Jamie Kennedy know that wannabe gangster shit isn't funny no matter what you change your name to

It's not Jamie Kennedy.......lol

kingdeadbeat
09-09-2009, 6:08 PM
"I'll be the first person to tell you I'm not cool, level headed or logical under pressure. I also don't feel the need to try to make myself look like a hard ass....what about you?"

Good job Choppy "G" I remember my first beer. My mom said I looked totally ripped in that picture, and you are just way jealous....Speaking of trying to look like a hard ass, I can tell by your default that you were going for the whole "Dark Custom Poster Child" ...instead of "Hard Ass"
-Flanel...check
-Buddy Holly glasses...check
-"Old Skool" (yet dot approved helmet)...check
- 9" rockabilly cuffed jeans...check
-FACTORY CUSTOM bike.....check
...at 2,200 posts already, I wouldn't doubt YOU work for the MoCo....go ahead, look up that acronym...since your little 19 year old ass is new to the scene and only knows what S.A.M.C.R.O. and your little free brochure has taught you...fuckin poser. stick to the forums man, try not to throw tantrums while riding, just to get a few biker stories under your belt...you might get someone that'll pull over next time and beat your little 98Lbs. ass on the side of the road.Nice helmet, i hope "The Great Gazoo" can control his temper for now on, or else your riding career is gonna be a short one.

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WayneBallard
09-09-2009, 6:15 PM
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justin666
09-09-2009, 6:17 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31808561/Michael+Jackson+Jackson_popcorn.gif

hahahaha yeah wayneballard

ChoppyGee
09-09-2009, 6:44 PM
hahah nice photoshop i'm printing it out to put on my wall at work.

I don't have 2200 posts, I have that many miles

"Gee" Is for my last name My real name is Chase and i've gone by "Chase Gee" since forever because no one can pronounce my name its not for "Gangster"


I won't apologize for my bike, I got sick of fixing up old jap bikes and I wanted to buy off the show room floor and so I did, my sportster is the only one on the market that I liked (besides a thruxton, couldn't find one in the area) I love it, I paid for it with my own fucking money and because of that, I'm stuck in a town I hate in a job I hate and unable to go to college because I'm riding all that money I saved. Its ok I love every second of it. Its stock because every spare dime I have is going to two other bikes a car and trying to move back to where I'm from. If being broke and behind on bills and miserable for my love of motorcycles doesn't get me into your cool club of badass hardcore motherfuckers, I'm fine with that sounds like a drag anyhow.

I live in rural Wyoming and I'm a mechanic I got through alot of clothes and I wear what I wear because its cheap to replace and its the only thing available within a hundred mile radius If I'm posing, its posing involutarily as a rancher.

I've had my ass handed to me roadside because I like to give the one finger solute to many many people

All Retro helmets were DOT back in the day , I'm ok with it and frankly I think its silly to wear a lid that isn't going to do shit if you need it to just because it doesn't make my head look big. I'm not in it for the fashion. I want to live to rebuild and ride again if i go down.

I'm done with thisnow and, i'm pretty ashamed of myself for arguing and explaining myself on a forum, for choppers none the less. think what you want, call me what you want but at the end of the day You're the one that picked an internet fight with a teenaged "Dark Custom Poster Child Poser with a temper".

P.S. I don't even know what S.A.M.C.R.O. Is.....should I?

onigoroshi
09-09-2009, 6:50 PM
"Gee" Is for my last name My real name is Chase and i've gone by "Chase Gee" since forever because no one can pronounce my name its not for "Gangster"


we have a guy at work whose last name is gee. we call him Spot. Gee Spot get it? heheh

i get the impression you are new at internets. it's like a series of tubes. rule #1 don't tell people your real name rule #2 don't waste your time on a pissing contest.

kingdeadbeat
09-09-2009, 6:53 PM
Im sowwy too, me no like fighting on duh webby...wets be fwends now...

Heres a better version....don't worry, I photoshop myself with Ice-Ts wife Coco all the time, so don't take it too personal....I'm just the geek who has too much time on his hands!!!

<a href="http://s177.photobucket.com/albums/w212/kingdeadbeat/?action=view&current=5609.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w212/kingdeadbeat/5609.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

ChoppyGee
09-09-2009, 6:54 PM
well its an abbreivation isn't it. not my real name. you're right about the second one though, I apologize to anyone has read all this shit.

as for the Spot...if you could change your own nickname i woudl totally go by that.


and now i'm fuck'n curious....at the risk of sounding even more like a dumbfuck whats S.A.M.C.R.O?

djmfnk
09-09-2009, 6:58 PM
it has been said that fighting on message boards as like running a race in the special olympics. win or lose you are still retarded.

kingdeadbeat
09-09-2009, 7:04 PM
well its an abbreivation isn't it. not my real name. you're right about the second one though, I apologize to anyone has read all this shit.

as for the Spot...if you could change your own nickname i woudl totally go by that.


and now i'm fuck'n curious....at the risk of sounding even more like a dumbfuck whats S.A.M.C.R.O?

Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Originals... and no, I don't watch it...Ride safe kid.

WayneBallard
09-09-2009, 7:04 PM
it has been said that fighting on message boards as like running a race in the special olympics. win or lose you are still retarded.

Exactly.

ChoppyGee
09-09-2009, 7:07 PM
Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Originals... and no, I don't watch it...Ride safe kid.

oh hahah, yeh I work from 6pm to 2 am i've never been able to catch it. Thanks you too

also thanks for the words of wisedom djmfnk hahah

swellguy
09-09-2009, 8:24 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31808561/Michael+Jackson+Jackson_popcorn.gifThis would never work on JJ.

seventhirteen
09-10-2009, 8:32 AM
This would never work on JJ.

Thank God this board doesn't have the lame attitudes found on th JJ..........

lvvato
09-10-2009, 1:28 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31808561/michael+jackson+jackson_popcorn.gif

classic!

GreaserMike
09-10-2009, 1:38 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31808561/Michael+Jackson+Jackson_popcorn.gif

This just made my day! It gets funnier every time I look at it.

Well done, Mr. Ballard!

Gepetto
09-10-2009, 11:29 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31808561/Michael+Jackson+Jackson_popcorn.gif

I just wanted to quote this one more time!

cHiCoD
09-10-2009, 11:48 PM
okay,you all got your "myspace" t-shirt points.



jesus,
let it die.

go ahead and start bitching at me.
it will give me something to look forward too,when i wake up with a hangover tomorrow.

Halwade
09-11-2009, 12:03 AM
Sorry guys, I left this thread in the main forum as long as I could, but nobody could dig it out of the ditch it crashed into around page 2.

As for my answer to the original question about where I hide my weapons:

two guns (one in each shirt sleeve) and 6 inches of hard wood in my pants

OK, maybe 4 inches...

Who's counting?

boogieman
09-11-2009, 11:22 AM
Ain't nobody gonna mess with me and my fatboy:

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm86/swellguy_album/BSkWrzwB2kKGrHgoH-DcEkJw1bDiBKD6YoC.jpg

Don't need no stinkin' permits!

OH MAN thats some funny chit!

djmfnk
09-11-2009, 5:49 PM
Sorry guys, I left this thread in the main forum as long as I could, but nobody could dig it out of the ditch it crashed into around page 2.

As for my answer to the original question about where I hide my weapons:

two guns (one in each shirt sleeve) and 6 inches of hard wood in my pants

OK, maybe 4 inches...

Who's counting?



now thats funny

lobstermobster
09-11-2009, 9:58 PM
i ride with as many roman candles as i can carry. sometimes it gets pretty crazy in downtown traffic.

Roads2Ruin
10-06-2009, 8:49 AM
This is how I roll... Dual sawed offs and a bandlier of grenades

Toecutterp
10-10-2009, 6:34 PM
I carry my cell phone so i can tell on the bad guys and let the cops give them big meenie tickets. HAHAHAHAHA How many of you bad ass gun carriers have pulled your gun to get out of a fight with a guy thats going to kick your ass and steal your woman. The last thing i think about when i go for bike rides is better get my gun/ knife/ chain/ brass knuckles pool Que. ect. I like guns i own guns, but i don't want to bring my gun on bike rides so i can pull it on some on that cuts me off and then end up in jail for intimidation with a deadly weapon or get shot by someone that will pull a gun and use it. How many of you internet types would do that. I know you will answer fuck yah i'd shoot the fucker in the balls. Bullshit. I ride because it's fun and relaxing. Last time i check when you need to carry a weapon it isn't very relaxing. Isn't this an awesome thread Dragon can't close it

oildevil13
10-10-2009, 9:43 PM
I carry my cell phone so i can tell on the bad guys and let the cops give them big meenie tickets. HAHAHAHAHA How many of you bad ass gun carriers have pulled your gun to get out of a fight with a guy thats going to kick your ass and steal your woman. The last thing i think about when i go for bike rides is better get my gun/ knife/ chain/ brass knuckles pool Que. ect. I like guns i own guns, but i don't want to bring my gun on bike rides so i can pull it on some on that cuts me off and then end up in jail for intimidation with a deadly weapon or get shot by someone that will pull a gun and use it. How many of you internet types would do that. I know you will answer fuck yah i'd shoot the fucker in the balls. Bullshit. I ride because it's fun and relaxing. Last time i check when you need to carry a weapon it isn't very relaxing. Isn't this an awesome thread Dragon can't close it

:)

alfonso
10-11-2009, 12:33 PM
And now for the UK stoners perspective on all this shooter malarkey...
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Toecutterp
10-12-2009, 1:57 AM
I hide my Glock in my cylinders. No wait i traded my Glock Friday to the local gray beard shop owner for new pistons gaskets and cylinder bore. Now thats way cooler than carrying it on my belt or in my sock any day. The moment i made that trade i was way more of an American than any of you commies. Trading a gun for Harley parts and machine work priceless. (i owed him $550.00 plus tax) USA USA USA!!!!!

Kuda
10-13-2009, 1:06 PM
I can't find the picture (not a good Googler I guess), but back in the '20's there was a guy who rode a bike around the world with a video camera and a trick pistol quick draw-mounted between his gas tanks. Guy had balls of steel.

-Kuda (not for packin', but for going 'round the world before there were roads, gas stations, etc. around it...)
'49 panchop

Toecutterp
10-13-2009, 3:17 PM
Kuda, sorry couldn't hold back. 1920's video camera:)

alfonso
10-13-2009, 5:11 PM
Heh!

Kuda
10-14-2009, 2:04 PM
Kuda, sorry couldn't hold back. 1920's video camera:)

Why I outta... :-) OK, so you got me good enough that I looked again and found the book, but not the picture...

http://www.aerostich.com/sundry/books/travelogues/one-man-caravan.html

It was in the 1930's and he used a "motion picture camera," er...not a video camera. Sheesh. :-)

-Kuda
'49 panchop

alfonso
10-14-2009, 2:54 PM
Holy shit :) That's nuts. You weren't lyin!
Look at his protective knee-length motorbike socks...

djmfnk
09-09-2010, 5:26 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_G9P9b6-dHSs/TIli1UukFbI/AAAAAAAAAzg/yOJDlUkBIcA/s1600/photo+1-749290.JPG

StoneHead
09-10-2010, 7:33 AM
I carry my cell phone so i can tell on the bad guys and let the cops give them big meenie tickets. HAHAHAHAHA How many of you bad ass gun carriers have pulled your gun to get out of a fight with a guy thats going to kick your ass and steal your woman. The last thing i think about when i go for bike rides is better get my gun/ knife/ chain/ brass knuckles pool Que. ect. I like guns i own guns, but i don't want to bring my gun on bike rides so i can pull it on some on that cuts me off and then end up in jail for intimidation with a deadly weapon or get shot by someone that will pull a gun and use it. How many of you internet types would do that. I know you will answer fuck yah i'd shoot the fucker in the balls. Bullshit. I ride because it's fun and relaxing. Last time i check when you need to carry a weapon it isn't very relaxing. Isn't this an awesome thread Dragon can't close it


Hahahahahahaha!!!!

JerseyAl
09-10-2010, 9:46 AM
Ain't nobody gonna mess with me and my fatboy:

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm86/swellguy_album/BSkWrzwB2kKGrHgoH-DcEkJw1bDiBKD6YoC.jpg

Don't need no stinkin' permits!

If Spyhunter rode a motorcycle.....now i have "Peter Gunn's theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcflCzZlLcQ)" stuck in my head........Now you do too heh

CRFyou
09-10-2010, 10:41 AM
Why I outta... :-) OK, so you got me good enough that I looked again and found the book, but not the picture...

http://www.aerostich.com/sundry/books/travelogues/one-man-caravan.html

It was in the 1930's and he used a "motion picture camera," er...not a video camera. Sheesh. :-)

-Kuda
'49 panchop

fuck the book. i want to see the video he made.

Coldies
09-14-2010, 10:53 AM
I just wanted to quote this one more time!

This clip has me rolling on the fucking floor. So creepy. Its lika a car crash, cant help but look at it. Im glad I read through all the bullshit to find this Gem of a pic.

Coldies
09-14-2010, 10:55 AM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31808561/Michael+Jackson+Jackson_popcorn.gif

.

McFonzarelli
10-05-2010, 1:45 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/31808561/Michael+Jackson+Jackson_popcorn.gif

This has made reading this post worth it.

Merk
10-06-2010, 7:44 AM
If Spyhunter rode a motorcycle.....now i have "Peter Gunn's theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcflCzZlLcQ)" stuck in my head........Now you do too heh

FYI: You can own em too! Actually I think if I just cut away the housing from my Honda ACE it kinda looked like that inside....

Edit: Damn... tried to include the pic... messed that up... new to this internets stuff I guess....

Cripes! I fail all ways from Sunday! here's the link http://www.tailgunnerexhaust.com/models.php

LiPcHiTs65
10-06-2010, 8:16 AM
GO to ( SkullmanOnline.com ) and check out there oil tank dipstick dagger

McFonzarelli
10-07-2010, 3:46 AM
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MegaDON666
10-07-2010, 1:36 PM
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Best line

"Pain dont hurt"

LOL

jrotten1369
10-07-2010, 2:15 PM
It does sound like a bullshit thread but I was almost murdered by 3 guys many years ago. I was left for dead in a ditch. A drunk walking by heard me groan and got help. While I was laid up in the hospital I made a promise to myself . That will NEVER happen again. I am always prepared to defend myself at all times. I have also paid a price for this attitude. But, if at any time I feel like the shit is going down, I strike with as much violence as possible. I apologize for nothing. Later

SMChewy
10-07-2010, 4:16 PM
Wow, who dug this outta the vault. When I used to be in the car audio industry in AZ, and make all kinds of secret compartments for customers. First rule, DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL! Second, pony up the dough fucker. I would charge out the ass for custom enclosures, fiberglass holsters in secret areas, ect. It has been done, and will be done, pretty much all of it. But as said, you better be willing to use it if you have it, or you'll be dead. Sounds easy huh? Ya right. You ever killed anyone? My buddy got mugged in Mexico by 2 guys and fought a knife away from the guys and stabbed one of them right in the chest, and was pretty sure he killed the guy. All in self defense, and he was still fucked up in the head for a long time after that. He even went and got the federalies and they told him to just hurry up and get his "white ass" across the border again. No thanks. The tough guy, 1% roll? No thanks, my Dad played that game. You know where he wound up? He died in Florence Federal Pen. the day before my 12th birthday. Something I don't wanna put my kids through (if I ever have any). If your gonna carry, it's a risk every time you pack. Just my 2 cents.



P.S. Also while reading this I read Brian's post. We are about one month away from my brother coming back from Afghanistan, and it blacks my heart to know Brian isn't ever comin back. Keep this in mind when you wanna carry your gun. Will you be coming home? RIP Brian!

livefast173
10-08-2010, 12:22 AM
milehigh who is your brother with? we're about a month out from leaving too. im with the 173rd airborne brigade,

anyway, back on topic. I carry, not only when riding but whenever im in the states and legally allowed to do so. I keep the mindset that because some people choose to carry that they are responsible to protect themselves and others who DONT carry. But everytime you unholster your weapon it has to be with full confidence in taking another mans life. If you dont have what it takes to do that youre probably just going to end up in a chalk outline.

McFonzarelli
10-08-2010, 1:50 AM
I understand why people carry. I understand the "have it when you need it" mentality. A buddy of mine packs heat, and has at least two knives on him at all times...
I have a knife I keep on my hip all the time, but it's pretty dull and it real uses include a flathead screwdriver, a bottle opener, and the garage key haha.

cooter
10-08-2010, 1:58 AM
i keep my wepon in my pants ,:cheersmate: an shes gotta be hot befor i use it on her

SMChewy
10-08-2010, 9:32 PM
milehigh who is your brother with? we're about a month out from leaving too. im with the 173rd airborne brigade,

anyway, back on topic. I carry, not only when riding but whenever im in the states and legally allowed to do so. I keep the mindset that because some people choose to carry that they are responsible to protect themselves and others who DONT carry. But everytime you unholster your weapon it has to be with full confidence in taking another mans life. If you dont have what it takes to do that youre probably just going to end up in a chalk outline.

He is with 3rd Infantry Division outta Savannah is all I remember. Rock Of The Marne, can't forget that one. I do not remember his brigade to be honest with you. If your in Bagram, he is Srgt. J or Srgt Jolly is what his troops call him since even we can't say our last name right.

livefast173
10-09-2010, 12:41 PM
He is with 3rd Infantry Division outta Savannah is all I remember. Rock Of The Marne, can't forget that one. I do not remember his brigade to be honest with you. If your in Bagram, he is Srgt. J or Srgt Jolly is what his troops call him since even we can't say our last name right.

Well, im not very far from bagram, but im far enough that I never see it. But I went there when I got blown up! but only for a couple days.


I hope he's doin alright and makes it back safe! I've got...shit, i dunno around a month or so and im back in italy and then 3 more and im back stateside to get started on my damn project.

Can't wait!

Although I am going to miss killing these assholes. And all the other fun shit. But not the bullshit thats for sure.

SMChewy
10-09-2010, 4:34 PM
Well, im not very far from bagram, but im far enough that I never see it. But I went there when I got blown up! but only for a couple days.


I hope he's doin alright and makes it back safe! I've got...shit, i dunno around a month or so and im back in italy and then 3 more and im back stateside to get started on my damn project.

Can't wait!

Although I am going to miss killing these assholes. And all the other fun shit. But not the bullshit thats for sure.

Blown up?!? Holy shit..... man that is scary. Glad you made it through. Thank you for what all you guys do. Once you are back stateside you let me know anything you need, and I will try my best to help you out. Take care bro.

livefast173
10-09-2010, 10:37 PM
Blown up?!? Holy shit..... man that is scary. Glad you made it through. Thank you for what all you guys do. Once you are back stateside you let me know anything you need, and I will try my best to help you out. Take care bro.

Well, I know it sounds scary but it was kinda interesting. Have you ever heard someone huff canned air? Thats what everyones voice sounded like because of the fire extinguisher shit going off in our faces. We were in one of the new fancy "IED proof" trucks and it punched right through. We were all wicked lucky it was about 2 feet from taking off a couple dudes heads. But yeah! Atleast I got felt up by hot nurses when I got off the medevac bird!

Only adrenaline makes your cock mad small, so when they were cutting my pants off I was trying to chub it up and look somewhat human!


But thanks bro, ill be back in the SoDak in February and i got some friends to visit down in CO so we'll have to link up then. Trying to fit a lot of riding in before fall so I can decide if i'm going to school or not. I just gotta bust my ass to finish my shovel project before summer comes!

KeyserSoze
10-13-2010, 3:18 PM
anyone roll'n Roman chariot style with some Knarly ass spikes on their axles? haha

Here you go, I've got spikes on my "Tow Pig"