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CRFyou
07-16-2010, 9:44 AM
Here, by popular demand for my chopper brothers!

now these chicks were either psycho to the max, or lame to the max. either way, they're here to the max!

i do have some more, but this thread has growth potential with other contributors.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/CRFyou/IM000016.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/CRFyou/IM000015.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/CRFyou/imagejpeg_3.jpg

number1son
07-16-2010, 1:28 PM
Your ex g.f. was married to some one?

beanhead78
07-16-2010, 1:30 PM
i always love seeing naked chicks with cross necklaces. like "im a whore but i still have christian values"

KrOwN
07-16-2010, 3:01 PM
Your ex g.f. was married to some one?



hahahahahah nice catch

EnglandStGarage
07-16-2010, 4:08 PM
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME. might have to bust out the ol external hard drive for this.

CRFyou
07-16-2010, 6:23 PM
Your ex g.f. was married to some one?

dude, hahaha. i never look at ring fingers. she def did not want to be with me long term. at the time of the photo, i lived with her. big mistake by the way.

if she was living a double life, she hid it well.

CRFyou
07-16-2010, 6:24 PM
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME. might have to bust out the ol external hard drive for this.

yes, yes you do.

KrOwN
07-16-2010, 7:41 PM
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-2/fat-chick.jpg

number1son
07-16-2010, 7:53 PM
Do you still have her number , she's hot!

Frankenfab
07-16-2010, 8:13 PM
Well there's your problem, you weren't intending to date a dude... were you?

revmike
07-16-2010, 8:15 PM
I'm hungry now

motodevo
07-17-2010, 6:13 AM
really? i just lost my appetite

fozz
07-17-2010, 2:48 PM
I was gonna go drinking an hopefully catch some snatch , now i think id better stay sober ,dont wanna wakev up next to her twin

beanhead78
07-18-2010, 10:18 PM
you know what they say about mini bikes?

garbage
07-19-2010, 1:10 PM
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?

garbage
07-19-2010, 1:11 PM
Depends!

MitchMotors
07-19-2010, 1:22 PM
What does 80 year old pussy taste like?

Maybe like chicken? See, everything you haven't tasted yourself yet is told to taste like chicken somehow...

StoneHead
07-19-2010, 6:20 PM
OH Shit!!
That bitch from the evil dead lives, so to speak.
I'll Swallow your soul!!!!

beanhead78
07-19-2010, 10:50 PM
meh, fuck it. i might get banned for this but oh well.
why, how old is she?

CRFyou
07-19-2010, 11:05 PM
why, how old is she?

i don't think it's the age. i think it's his penis he's worried about.

while i can say i'm not a fan of penis, there were some ex g/f n00d5.

fozz
07-19-2010, 11:20 PM
what penis ,

beanhead78
07-19-2010, 11:25 PM
wish they had cell phones and digital cameras back when i had ex's. but i do got some good vhs tapes.

billdozer
07-19-2010, 11:36 PM
A couple of those got deleted. There is such a thing as too far, even on chop cult.

beanhead78
07-19-2010, 11:41 PM
pussy. hey, can you send me the ones that got deleted? that old lady was hot

junkyard2
07-20-2010, 5:47 PM
ha

Torch
07-20-2010, 6:22 PM
A couple of those got deleted. There is such a thing as too far, even on chop cult.

oh way to go Dragon... I mean Bill

killjoy408
07-20-2010, 11:50 PM
what penis ,

is this about my small penis?

killjoy408
07-21-2010, 12:11 AM
A couple of those got deleted. There is such a thing as too far, even on chop cult.

I PG-13'ed it up for ya.....Sorta.

beanhead78
07-21-2010, 12:21 AM
why would you put vasaline on your sunglasses? i dont think she should be eating it either. the third pic is the correct way to use lotion.

CRFyou
07-21-2010, 12:33 AM
I PG-13'ed it up for ya.....Sorta.

hahahha. you should have used something cooler. like the virgin mary.

fresh out of the photoshop.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/CRFyou/IMG_0451.jpg

killjoy408
07-21-2010, 12:59 AM
hahahha. you should have used something cooler. like the virgin mary.

fresh out of the photoshop.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/CRFyou/IMG_0451.jpg

you sir are hellbound

killjoy408
07-21-2010, 1:03 AM
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TemeculaTerry
07-21-2010, 7:02 AM
hahahha. you should have used something cooler. like the virgin mary.

fresh out of the photoshop.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/CRFyou/IMG_0451.jpg

That's so wrong in so many ways...
BTW - that is a pic of Guatalupe not the Mary!

CRFyou
07-21-2010, 8:38 AM
That's so wrong in so many ways...
BTW - that is a pic of Guatalupe not the Mary!

i wondered about that.

but since i now know that it's La Virgin de Guadalupe. i'm thinking it's less offensive. since the story goes that a hispanic gentleman made that shit up fairly recently (1531 AD)

killtheking
07-21-2010, 9:33 AM
holy shit! thats fuckin funny!!

Hooligan80
07-21-2010, 5:38 PM
I PG-13'ed it up for ya.....Sorta.

Can I get her number?! What??!?!?! I'm just saying.....Haha

drumballer
07-21-2010, 5:57 PM
Dude I want on the list for the better ones of the first chick! That's my speed!

EnglandStGarage
07-21-2010, 7:04 PM
WOO HOO! fuck it.
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p450/jpowermoto/christ18.jpg
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p450/jpowermoto/P7020017.jpg

Parrot76
07-22-2010, 10:21 AM
A+ thread. would read again

drumballer
07-22-2010, 12:06 PM
WOO HOO! fuck it.
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p450/jpowermoto/christ18.jpg
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p450/jpowermoto/P7020017.jpg

OH LAWDY!!!! That's NICE!!!

Hooligan80
07-22-2010, 5:40 PM
OH LAWDY!!!! That's NICE!!!

I need her number too...Just saying... We could make a video around these "ladies" and make some cash people. Come on,you know you still believe in some good ol' fashioned capitalism!!!

EnglandStGarage
07-22-2010, 9:44 PM
I need her number too...Just saying... We could make a video around these "ladies"

those are 2 different girls and im 2 steps ahead of ya.

Soames
07-22-2010, 10:20 PM
a couple of those got deleted. There is such a thing as too far, even on chop cult.

lmfao

Hooligan80
07-23-2010, 6:54 PM
those are 2 different girls and im 2 steps ahead of ya.

Can still get their numbers at least? Haha

willythepirate
08-04-2010, 1:40 AM
more of the chick on the bike!!!!!

Hooligan80
09-02-2010, 1:52 PM
Here's one of my ex's..

http://www.spookyblog.com/_post/0711/barelyevil_zoe_pool.jpg

Sick1200
09-02-2010, 3:07 PM
Here's one of my ex's..

http://www.spookyblog.com/_post/0711/barelyevil_zoe_pool.jpg

I see nothing.....is this some kind of joke?

Hooligan80
09-02-2010, 5:11 PM
I see nothing.....is this some kind of joke?

Nope,you may need to turn your safe search control off.

Sick1200
09-09-2010, 9:52 PM
Nope,you may need to turn your safe search control off.

I can see it now, it helps when you aren't at work hahaha.............she looks a little crazy.

Hooligan80
09-10-2010, 6:47 AM
I can see it now, it helps when you aren't at work hahaha.............she looks a little crazy.

A little is an understatement.

Skyhigh88
04-10-2011, 2:21 PM
hahahha. you should have used something cooler. like the virgin mary.

fresh out of the photoshop.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d99/CRFyou/IMG_0451.jpg

awesome photoshop

volcomskater77
07-26-2011, 12:59 PM
how did this die? i would post some of mine, but shes underage for pics. 17, close, mut not close enough.:killerjob: 4ft 11 with DD's. :killerjob: youll all just have to wait:clap for you:

poonslammer
07-26-2011, 1:27 PM
how did this die? i would post some of mine, but shes underage for pics. 17, close, mut not close enough.:killerjob: 4ft 11 with DD's. :killerjob: youll all just have to wait:clap for you:

WE WOULDNT HAVE KNOWN TIL YOU SAID ANYTHING :banghead:

CRFyou
07-26-2011, 1:32 PM
how did this die? i would post some of mine, but shes underage for pics. 17, close, mut not close enough.:killerjob: 4ft 11 with DD's. :killerjob: youll all just have to wait:clap for you:

i'm sure she's turning 18 tomorrow, right?

right?!

ShovelEd
07-26-2011, 1:35 PM
One chick lets you take pics of your little dick shootin a load on her face then disses you so you put it up on here. Dude really, your a loser. I hope her new dude sees this shit and fucks you up. Ive been pissed at ex girlfriends before but this shit takes the cake.

Carman34L
07-26-2011, 2:25 PM
Here is the Ex-Wife

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/scottdhansen/EXGFS/DSC04330.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/scottdhansen/EXGFS/DSC04672.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/scottdhansen/EXGFS/DSC04676.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/scottdhansen/EXGFS/DSC04678.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/scottdhansen/EXGFS/DSC04329.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk63/scottdhansen/EXGFS/DSC04679.jpg

Salty
07-26-2011, 6:32 PM
One chick lets you take pics of your little dick shootin a load on her face then disses you so you put it up on here. Dude really, your a loser. I hope her new dude sees this shit and fucks you up. Ive been pissed at ex girlfriends before but this shit takes the cake.

wow. way to be a downer.....

831
07-27-2011, 4:49 PM
wow. way to be a downer.....

No shit man.:asshat:

REV
07-27-2011, 8:38 PM
some people here just dont like pussy. odd.

CRFyou
07-27-2011, 10:27 PM
Great job with the ex wife Carman!

selectedgrub
07-31-2011, 2:20 AM
I would of told her to tuck it in before taking photos, tidy it up a bit.
Enough beef curtain there to give her a blow job.

831
10-08-2011, 6:28 PM
wtf happen to this thread. man where a my whores at.:confused:

volcomskater77
10-08-2011, 7:41 PM
depends, where are the pictures of your ex's:confused::D

lol ill get you guys some 18 yr pussy if i can muster it. shouldnt be too hard.

4ft 11 DD (now FF) girl is out, now im on the prowl.:cool:

REV
10-08-2011, 7:48 PM
youll be our best friend...

Hooligan80
10-10-2011, 2:22 AM
One chick lets you take pics of your little dick shootin a load on her face then disses you so you put it up on here. Dude really, your a loser. I hope her new dude sees this shit and fucks you up. Ive been pissed at ex girlfriends before but this shit takes the cake.

Your name should be changed to SpecialEd

sociallydistorted
10-10-2011, 8:23 AM
If you motherfuckers get this thread shut down because of your pussy ass bitching, before I get a chance to see VolcomSkater77's pictures I will personally hunt you down and eat your soul.

CRFyou
10-10-2011, 9:09 AM
If you motherfuckers get this thread shut down because of your pussy ass bitching, before I get a chance to see VolcomSkater77's pictures I will personally hunt you down and eat your soul.

X2.

So far, every thread rooted in this noble cause has been shut down. Except this one.

What the hell?!

Don't kill the last of the Mohicans.

volcomskater77
10-10-2011, 7:15 PM
i gotta start hittin the parties around here, then textin. then ill hook it up. any requirements? like i gotta take them? or can it be ones that ive sent? im not posting FF girl, shes under age:mad:
ill make it happen with girls that are of age.

dont work guys ill hook yall up:cheersmate:

ShovelEd
10-11-2011, 3:55 PM
Your name should be changed to SpecialEd

Ive already heard that one.

Hooligan80
10-12-2011, 12:59 AM
Ive already heard that one.

Well then, must be a reason for it

starwolf
10-12-2011, 9:19 PM
If I had any n00d5 5hot5 of any ex'5 I'd 5o po5t them here, but 5ince I do not I will take my mile & move on to the next thread.

felon
02-15-2012, 9:22 AM
if only i could post pics from my iphone on here. i got ex pics for dayzzzzzz.

nvcowboy
02-15-2012, 10:24 AM
if only i could post pics from my iphone on here. i got ex pics for dayzzzzzz.

Get the photobucket app for you iphone. Upload the pic to your account, open the image, and click on the little i in the lower right hand corner of the pic. That's where you'll find the link to copy to paste the pic in chopcult. Just did it all on my iphone, it is stupid easy!

pirate2876
02-15-2012, 12:26 PM
I got some fucking fantastic pics of my girlfriend, but I really don't need to have the wife finding out I have a girlfriend. Can you jerks keep a secret?

CRFyou
02-15-2012, 12:38 PM
I got some fucking fantastic pics of my girlfriend, but I really don't need to have the wife finding out I have a girlfriend. Can you jerks keep a secret?

You know we can, dude!

Dig
02-15-2012, 1:02 PM
no picture!

badmojo
02-15-2012, 1:17 PM
Pussy!!

pirate2876
02-15-2012, 1:19 PM
think i got erased. It was up when I looked and now its gone...trying to fix.

Don't taze me bro.

pirate2876
02-15-2012, 2:02 PM
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k282/pirate2876/boobies/th_PART_1328747720416-1.jpg

src1981
02-15-2012, 2:13 PM
nice!

Skyhigh88
02-15-2012, 2:42 PM
Very nice ( borat voice)

pirate2876
02-15-2012, 4:02 PM
May post more later. This was hard to do at work

billdozer
02-15-2012, 4:50 PM
Alright, there are a lot of places where you can post revenge pics of naked x girlfriends on this big old internet but Chop Cult, even the Junk Pile ain't one of 'em. I'm not going to argue about whether it's a good idea to post nude pics of people without their consent.