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BlackCloudSalvage
02-17-2016, 9:52 AM
They're fast from the past. LOOKOUT!!! these dudes are known for modding their bikes, making noise, causing disturbances, driving recklessly, weaving in traffic, not wearing protective headwear, running red lights, speeding, and being a pain in the butt. They gather in the hundreds and drive slowly though suburbs, blocking traffic and waving imperial Japanese flags while creating an unbelievable uproar with their illegally modified mufflers. They start fights and terrorize people with wooden swords, metal pipes, and baseball bats. LOOKOUT!!! Those clothes are not for show. These guys are REAL NINJA-CLOWNS ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!! They are said to appear in your mirror out of nowhere and then they multiply very rapidly. LOOKOUT!!!!!!! They can be very overwhelming. If you find yourself in this situation, stay calm and swim parallel to the shore. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RACE THESE DUDES under any circumstances. They will smoke your XL1200 with a 1982 "Somethin-or-other" with a 10' sissy bar. LOOKOUT!!!! They are on our streets. LOOKOUT!!! LOOKOUT!!!!

shitsnack
02-17-2016, 9:58 AM
Sounds pretty fucking cool to me.

Revelator
02-17-2016, 10:05 AM
Too bad they aint flyin the Rebel flags, fucking sissys

BeastMode
02-17-2016, 10:53 AM
Sounds like a bunch of fags to me.

Westboundbiker
02-17-2016, 12:15 PM
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RACE THESE DUDES under any circumstances. They will smoke your XL1200 with a 1982 "Somethin-or-other" with a 10' sissy bar. LOOKOUT!!!! They are on our streets. LOOKOUT!!! LOOKOUT!!!!

Sounds like you're actually surprised a Harley is losing to jap bike. Harleys may have the badass sound and image, performance machines they are not.
(Yeah, I realize there are guys who soup them up, and they become damn fast bikes. But my little GS450 will keep up in a straight line with a stock bike for a while, and will smoke em in the corners)

Either way, sound no better than the stunt bike assholes out on the west coast- both make the rest of us look bad.

FatChibs
02-17-2016, 2:57 PM
this sounds awesome

farmall
02-17-2016, 3:28 PM
Stale Craigslist copypasta is staler than the crumbling patina on my ancient veinous pendulous wrinkly mottled nutsack. (But don't picture that.)

boomboomthump
02-18-2016, 10:24 AM
We can't have a Bosozoku thread without this...


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BlackCloudSalvage
02-19-2016, 12:30 AM
Stale Craigslist copypasta is staler than the crumbling patina on my ancient veinous pendulous wrinkly mottled nutsack. (But don't picture that.). That's my Craigslist post Big Hoss!

BlackCloudSalvage
02-19-2016, 12:45 AM
Sounds like a bunch of fags to me.. Good one BRO!!!!

farmall
02-19-2016, 5:58 PM
If you are the original author of that meme, well done! It's made its way all over.

BlackCloudSalvage
02-19-2016, 11:49 PM
If you are the original author of that meme, well done! It's made its way all over.
Oh. My phone wont let me see what u posted. I figured you were talking about my CL post of the same thing on Charleston area Craigslist. Its identical to what i posted here. I can't take credit for any memes.