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EnglandStGarage
04-21-2010, 4:07 PM
one for the junk pile. got this email from a friend. taken from the Rebel 8 website. thought it was pretty funny.

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p450/jpowermoto/fix-3.jpg

Coco
04-21-2010, 4:14 PM
Awesome.

Fixed gear bikes have no place except for on a velodrome. I like brakes on my road bike because I like my teeth.

JRussell
04-21-2010, 4:32 PM
You'll be able to replace the fixed gear bike with choppers real soon, if not already.

Parrot76
04-21-2010, 4:33 PM
You'll be able to replace the fixed gear bike with choppers real soon, if not already.

cafe racers

hallkb
04-21-2010, 5:01 PM
cafe racers

they prob aren't smart enough to keep their cafe's or the choppers running. Plus if they ride them similar to how they ride their track bikes, they will be dead.

ditto
04-21-2010, 5:03 PM
straight legged ass sex - imma try that with my girl tonight (as if i have any say when sexcapades are go) 'as if' mofo.

but i gotta say yer queer bros dont know what kinda bikes they have - its clearly obvious in the first scene that bike has a rear derailleur!!

hallkb
04-21-2010, 5:08 PM
straight legged ass sex - imma try that with my girl tonight (as if i have any say when sexcapades are go) 'as if' mofo.

but i gotta say yer queer bros dont know what kinda bikes they have - its clearly obvious in the first scene that bike has a rear derailleur!!

i think that might be a spoke card, since they totally jumped on the bike messenger bandwagon

EnglandStGarage
04-21-2010, 5:09 PM
i dunno about where you guys live but in retarded orange county theyre are TONS of little 13-17 year old kids riding ultra expensive fluorescent colored fixed gear bikes EVERYWHERE. what ever happened to buying a skateboard or a bmx, building a super sketchy ramp out of some bricks and leftover ply wood and actually getting hurt? the coolest trick you can do on a fixie is balance at a stop light in girl jeans? GHEY!!
and whats with the capri pants. most chicks dont even look good in those.

my friend has a vinyl cutter and we made some stickers the other day "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" lemme know if you guys want any.

wickedblockhead
04-21-2010, 5:13 PM
wtf are you guys talking about?

hallkb
04-21-2010, 5:17 PM
video of hipster's and track bikes http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5684963/


edit. oops cyclocross . still same kinda dumbness

ditto
04-21-2010, 5:17 PM
fuckin spoke card - OBVIOUS doy!!!

so wait, doin wheelies on my dayglo fixxie with capris and spoke cards isnt cool?

well fuck me straight legged ass sex style - shit yea ill take a sticker

reverendpk9
04-21-2010, 5:21 PM
www.latfh.com nuff said.

NHMike
04-21-2010, 5:37 PM
Fuck, that Hipster site is hilarious.

Check this, I pulled it from there. Easily the GAYEST fucking thing I've ever seen.

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EnglandStGarage
04-21-2010, 5:37 PM
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Nubby
04-21-2010, 5:37 PM
I'm too fat to be a hipster. My belly doesn't look good floppin over girly jeans...I'm all gut and no ass to hold them pants up. So, being a hipster isn't any concern to me. I cant stand hipsters, but living out here in the sticks means I don't see them very often unless I venture down to Athens, Ga or Atlanta.

Oh, by the way, that picture isn't accurate since neither one of those hipsters is rocking the urban assault bag / messenger bag / man purse.

EnglandStGarage
04-21-2010, 5:40 PM
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Corusco
04-21-2010, 5:43 PM
LATFH gets my vote.

There is a crew of hipsters around here that ride on their kikker hardknocks with their homeboys on beat-to-shit scooters to the coffee place to drink tea. Chops, bobs, and "old skool" are already being appropriated in their own way.

ridemore16
04-21-2010, 5:45 PM
i dunno about where you guys live but in retarded orange county theyre are TONS of little 13-17 year old kids riding ultra expensive fluorescent colored fixed gear bikes EVERYWHERE. what ever happened to buying a skateboard or a bmx, building a super sketchy ramp out of some bricks and leftover ply wood and actually getting hurt? the coolest trick you can do on a fixie is balance at a stop light in girl jeans? GHEY!!
and whats with the capri pants. most chicks dont even look good in those.

my friend has a vinyl cutter and we made some stickers the other day "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" lemme know if you guys want any.

I'd love to snag some of those stickers...fixies have made their way to the Southeast. I was in Athens, GA today for work and the UGA campus is full of capri pants, messenger bags and brand new surly fixies!!! It usually takes a while for fads to make it from West to East but fixed gear bikes made it here quickly!!!

ridemore16
04-21-2010, 5:47 PM
I'm too fat to be a hipster. My belly doesn't look good floppin over girly jeans...I'm all gut and no ass to hold them pants up. So, being a hipster isn't any concern to me. I cant stand hipsters, but living out here in the sticks means I don't see them very often unless I venture down to Athens, Ga or Atlanta.

Oh, by the way, that picture isn't accurate since neither one of those hipsters is rocking the urban assault bag / messenger bag / man purse.

Wow, Nubby, I didn't even get to your post before I responded. Athens/Atlanta must be swarming with Hipsters...kinda like Children of the Corn!!

Nubby
04-21-2010, 6:00 PM
Well, Athens has always been an Indie kid snob fest. You know, home of REM and Of Montreal and all that shit.

NITRO
04-21-2010, 6:07 PM
http://pampelmoose.com/mimg/mopeds.jpg
What... this isn't cool? hah

themaninblack
04-21-2010, 6:09 PM
By fixie do they literally mean fixed gear, as in, no freewheel?

By the way I thought I would add that I love the midwest cause I have never seen anyone dressed like that.

KT
04-21-2010, 6:14 PM
WOW I had no idea WTH you guys was talking about and I only about half know now from your examples but yea that's not good ....I don't go to the big cities I be country bumpkin living in what was it that telemarketer guy called it "Podunk redneckville" I think he called it .....

Guess cowboy boots, bent bill stihl hats and 4x4s are looking pretty good right about now...Man cant believe that one

ridemore16
04-21-2010, 6:22 PM
By fixie do they literally mean fixed gear, as in, no freewheel?

By the way I thought I would add that I love the midwest cause I have never seen anyone dressed like that.

the hardcore emo's ride true fixed gear...also no brakes. If you run a front brake on a fixie you've only got one toe in the pool. Somebody said it earlier, the only place for a fixie is on a velodrome. Try slowing down from 35 mph with nothing but your quads. It will rip your legs off. Of course, the hipster only need ride to the nearest Starbucks (so not very far in most cases)!!!

hallkb
04-21-2010, 6:58 PM
http://pampelmoose.com/mimg/mopeds.jpg
What... this isn't cool? hah

mopeds are the new fruit scoots. (razor scooter)

That would be a rad sticker as well

stevanjohnson
04-21-2010, 6:58 PM
john cardiel rides a fixed gear.

xoldblueeyesisdeadx
04-21-2010, 7:04 PM
i dunno about where you guys live but in retarded orange county theyre are TONS of little 13-17 year old kids riding ultra expensive fluorescent colored fixed gear bikes EVERYWHERE. what ever happened to buying a skateboard or a bmx, building a super sketchy ramp out of some bricks and leftover ply wood and actually getting hurt? the coolest trick you can do on a fixie is balance at a stop light in girl jeans? GHEY!!
and whats with the capri pants. most chicks dont even look good in those.

my friend has a vinyl cutter and we made some stickers the other day "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" lemme know if you guys want any.

i want some of those.. will be great in philly

reverendpk9
04-21-2010, 7:10 PM
I work next to the college of william and mary (2nd oldest in the nation 7 presidents attended including thomas jefferson, as well as john stewart from the daily show) I figured it was just them being wierd since they did just elect a post op tranny as a homecoming queen. Guess I was wrong.

hallkb
04-21-2010, 7:12 PM
I work next to the college of william and mary (2nd oldest in the nation 7 presidents attended including thomas jefferson, as well as john stewart from the daily show) I figured it was just them being wierd since they did just elect a post op tranny as a homecoming queen. Guess I was wrong.

go to richmond it is worse. i went to vcu.

TemeculaTerry
04-21-2010, 8:20 PM
Fuck, that Hipster site is hilarious.

Check this, I pulled it from there. Easily the GAYEST fucking thing I've ever seen.

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This just made me fucking mad!

Nubby
04-21-2010, 8:31 PM
This just made me fucking mad!

So, I watched it to see why it would make you mad and now I want to kick some hipster in the nuts.

billdozer
04-21-2010, 8:45 PM
The only thing more ironic is grown men talking out about it on the internet.

I have to agree the whole kit is gay but I saw a kid bomb through a downhill yellow light intersection last week and he was pretty much an outlaw, that shit was scary fast.

You ever stop to think they're the ones freaking out the squares? Nah, me neither.

TemeculaTerry
04-21-2010, 8:52 PM
Outlaw or just a stupid ass, pick either or...
that video still just pisses me off -

reverendpk9
04-21-2010, 9:19 PM
Yeah vcu is bad. My ex guitarist is playing with strike anywhere and I made a mistake of going to vsee a show. Never going to richmond again unless it is to see barfight play.

marylandrider
04-21-2010, 9:30 PM
Bike polo is going to be the next hippest hipster thing. And since when are mustaches hip?!?

Parrot76
04-21-2010, 10:16 PM
rowdy moped club

http://unholysmokers.110mb.com/

dublinmatty
04-22-2010, 7:40 PM
go to richmond it is worse. i went to vcu.

ex went to VCU back 89-92; used to roadtrip up there all the time to Twisters, Goin Bananas etc for some killer shows
I went to jr high and high school with Slymenstra Hymen from Gwar

dublinmatty
04-22-2010, 7:43 PM
oh yeah definitely want some of the "rollerblade" stickers

Hell here in SoCal they have the "critical mass" last friday of every month so all the hipsters get their "messenger" gear on and fuck the traffic up downtown by disobeying every traffic law

the cops even escort them every month....

could you imagine if motorcyclists did that every month to "get bikers rights" and to make people more aware to look out for motorcyclists on the road?

oldmansporty63
04-22-2010, 8:03 PM
So, I watched it to see why it would make you mad and now I want to kick some hipster in the nuts.

ditto

NeoDutch
04-23-2010, 12:40 AM
Sign me up.

http://www.thefixfixfix.com/fix/wp-content/gallery/kylee-kross-rides-again/img_5265.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/3982263976_85d0d5989f_o.jpg

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http://www.milanofixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nora-polo.jpg

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw56csqTQO1qzjhqxo1_500.jpg

NHMike
04-23-2010, 5:53 AM
So, I watched it to see why it would make you mad and now I want to kick some hipster in the nuts.

My daughter is 14, almost 15 and is kind of a Hipster but too young to really get it when I call her one, hahaha. Anyhow, she wants to start a band (I was in bands for years, Oh, the glimmer of my eye, hahaha). So, I showed her that video and said exactly this " Honey, I love you very much, but, if the band you want to start sounds anything like this, you will get slapped across the mouth". Forunately she likes the heavier stuff, so I'm hoping to see her on stage screaming like, what's her name, from Walls of Jericho!!!

rockaphilly
04-23-2010, 6:44 AM
I'm moving from Brooklyn where their mecca is (Williamsburg) and moving to Dallas....I am just HOPING that there aren't any, or anren't as many of these 'tards in Dallas.

NHMike
04-23-2010, 10:44 AM
rowdy moped club

http://unholysmokers.110mb.com/

Ya...The UNholy HOG Smokers.



gay.

MadRiverMoCo
04-23-2010, 1:07 PM
I'm moving from Brooklyn where their mecca is (Williamsburg) and moving to Dallas....I am just HOPING that there aren't any, or anren't as many of these 'tards in Dallas.

Oh, you are so fucked - Highland Park + Deep Ellum = Too Much Fuckardation to deal with (and I love Deep Ellum but it sucks right now) - there is an actual economy in Dallas so be preparded for people who are actually happy, have money to spend and plans to expand - it's a little shocking for those of us who've been firmly esconced in the Northeast

Now there are some of the brightest lights in America in Dallas - this guy stopped building hotrods in 1968 because he thought they were getting too hipsterish - buy him a drink and get him talking and Dallas, as a city, will change before your eyes: Reggie Graham (http://chambersarchitects.com/blog/89-misc/393-renovation-of-magnolia-petroleum-co-at-2130-commerce-street-in-dallas.html)

Parrot76
04-23-2010, 1:07 PM
Ya...The UNholy HOG Smokers.



gay.

haha. its the next step up from fixed-gear bike punx

TatdGasser
04-23-2010, 1:38 PM
My daughter is 14, almost 15 and is kind of a Hipster but too young to really get it when I call her one, hahaha. Anyhow, she wants to start a band (I was in bands for years, Oh, the glimmer of my eye, hahaha). So, I showed her that video and said exactly this " Honey, I love you very much, but, if the band you want to start sounds anything like this, you will get slapped across the mouth". Forunately she likes the heavier stuff, so I'm hoping to see her on stage screaming like, what's her name, from Walls of Jericho!!!

She should start a death metal band called Deathmetal For Cutie just to lure them in. Then blow out their sensitive sissy ears with face melting metal. Then vomit on them. Yea.

SMChewy
04-23-2010, 2:09 PM
My daughter is 14, almost 15 and is kind of a Hipster but too young to really get it when I call her one, hahaha. Anyhow, she wants to start a band (I was in bands for years, Oh, the glimmer of my eye, hahaha). So, I showed her that video and said exactly this " Honey, I love you very much, but, if the band you want to start sounds anything like this, you will get slapped across the mouth". Forunately she likes the heavier stuff, so I'm hoping to see her on stage screaming like, what's her name, from Walls of Jericho!!!


Go buy her some "Light This City". I know from the name sounds like a Hipster band, but they are actually old school thrash from the bay area. And a girl lead singer. They freakin rock!

DaveyRiot
04-23-2010, 3:02 PM
i dunno about where you guys live but in retarded orange county theyre are tons of little 13-17 year old kids riding ultra expensive fluorescent colored fixed gear bikes everywhere. What ever happened to buying a skateboard or a bmx, building a super sketchy ramp out of some bricks and leftover ply wood and actually getting hurt? The coolest trick you can do on a fixie is balance at a stop light in girl jeans? Ghey!!
And whats with the capri pants. Most chicks dont even look good in those.

My friend has a vinyl cutter and we made some stickers the other day "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" lemme know if you guys want any.

i'm in!!!!

beanhead78
04-23-2010, 6:45 PM
i'm in!!!!

me too, but around here the only bikes i see are 18 inch girls bikes ridden by 30 year old crackheads and the kids are to scared to come outside and ride rollerblades. so i dont think anyone would get the joke.

tobiism
04-23-2010, 6:47 PM
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?






Its a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...

beanhead78
04-23-2010, 6:50 PM
hey tobiism i sold you some covered shocks some time ago. howd they work out

Scottienoooo
04-23-2010, 7:00 PM
i dunno about where you guys live but in retarded orange county theyre are TONS of little 13-17 year old kids riding ultra expensive fluorescent colored fixed gear bikes EVERYWHERE. what ever happened to buying a skateboard or a bmx, building a super sketchy ramp out of some bricks and leftover ply wood and actually getting hurt? the coolest trick you can do on a fixie is balance at a stop light in girl jeans? GHEY!!
and whats with the capri pants. most chicks dont even look good in those.

my friend has a vinyl cutter and we made some stickers the other day "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" lemme know if you guys want any.

ill take one! brillant!

curtisquatch
04-24-2010, 2:39 AM
it looks like i'm the only one on here that also rides a fixed gear. or at least willing to admit it. i even play bike polo. i have met some cool people doing playing polo and riding. a bunch of people who like to hang out drink beer and whatever else, nothing wrong with that. you can talk shit all you want it's not going to stop me from enjoying my fixed gear as much as riding my sportster.

there are some hilarious things in this discussion, too. the hipsters changing the lightbulb had me rolling on the floor.

curtisquatch
04-24-2010, 2:41 AM
and i'll take a sticker too. it will be ironic putting it on my fixed gear. isn't that what hipsters do? embrace anything ironic?

EnglandStGarage
04-24-2010, 10:30 AM
ill get on those stickers and put em in the classifieds. your not the only one curtisaquatch my roommate and fellow cc'er rides a fixie and we just like to break his balls. i hope nobody here takes it too seriously. i got that email from a fixed gear ridin hipster son of a bitch!

but ya, those stickers are gold and ill make some more in the next couple of days.

TemeculaTerry
04-24-2010, 10:48 AM
Nothings wrong with a fixie, I personally need a free wheel so I'm not into'em but being I raced bmx, road & velo I get it and happen to like almost anything on to wheels.
The only thing I don't like is that video that was posted, pissed my shit off - lol

really, what's more ghey, a hipster riding a fixed gear bike or a dude that thinks he is not a hipster because he wears a kidney belt in order to ride his cool chopper - loltz

curtisquatch
04-24-2010, 12:14 PM
i'm definitely not taking it too seriously. i have had my fair share of run ins with hipsters, and definitely know the frustrations and source of humor. i have started a phrase too. instead of "no homo" (from whatever hip hop dude) i like to say "no hipster." i'm sure i don't need to explain. i would definitely get some of those stickers, i know a few people to get them for.

NeoDutch
04-25-2010, 12:07 AM
I have a fixie with a FLAKE paintjob. Suck that Biatches.

FlashMotorWorks
04-25-2010, 12:09 PM
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?






Its a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...

Holy shit. Ill have to remember that.

doubt
04-25-2010, 1:13 PM
sitting ont he computor and typing the word "ghey" makes you worse of a loser at least these fags are outside

FABIAN
04-26-2010, 12:18 AM
Sign me up.

http://www.thefixfixfix.com/fix/wp-content/gallery/kylee-kross-rides-again/img_5265.jpg

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Since you put it that way...sign me up too

curtisquatch
04-26-2010, 10:27 AM
the fixfixfix (http://www.thefixfixfix.com/fix/)t site is HOT. if you're looking for a funny site, i would check out: http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

djturnz
04-27-2010, 7:41 PM
So these are basically trials bikes, with Starbucs kids riding them? Wonder if they know Hans?

ditto
04-27-2010, 7:56 PM
So these are basically trials bikes, with Starbucs kids riding them? Wonder if they know Hans?

holy shit is Hans Rey still around? He was like 500 years old when I was just gettin pubes - haha

and yea. this whole time i thought you fags were talking about fixed gears and then i stumble on Fabians post - where the fuck are these sluts spinnin at?

i got dibz on that flannel wearing girl when she 'comes of age' ah shit i just said comes of age

assholeduane
04-28-2010, 8:12 AM
WOW I had no idea WTH you guys was talking about and I only about half know now from your examples but yea that's not good ....I don't go to the big cities I be country bumpkin living in what was it that telemarketer guy called it "Podunk redneckville" I think he called it .....

Guess cowboy boots, bent bill stihl hats and 4x4s are looking pretty good right about now...Man cant believe that one


I live close to downtown Austin and see those fuckers everywhere. I on the other hand wear camo hats, drive a 4x4, and wear cowboy or work boots everyday. proper style is not restricted to location...hahaha

shrum
04-28-2010, 11:15 AM
http://pampelmoose.com/mimg/mopeds.jpg
What... this isn't cool? hah


Sweet La Guns shirt!

Coco
04-28-2010, 1:00 PM
my friend has a vinyl cutter and we made some stickers the other day "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" lemme know if you guys want any.

You bet I want one.

Coco
04-28-2010, 1:12 PM
the hardcore emo's ride true fixed gear...also no brakes. If you run a front brake on a fixie you've only got one toe in the pool. Somebody said it earlier, the only place for a fixie is on a velodrome. Try slowing down from 35 mph with nothing but your quads. It will rip your legs off. Of course, the hipster only need ride to the nearest Starbucks (so not very far in most cases)!!!

I mentioned the velodrome. But yeah, fixed gear bikes or track bikes, do belong on a track or velodrome as that is their intended purpose. Now there is 28 inchers, but I still call it a 700c wheel. I like anything on two wheels but changing the name of something to suit a current trnd is silly. Call it a fucking track bike because that is what it is. Now we'll be seeing BMX bikes being called free wheelers.

ridemore16
04-28-2010, 1:23 PM
I mentioned the velodrome. But yeah, fixed gear bikes or track bikes, do belong on a track or velodrome as that is their intended purpose. Now there is 28 inchers, but I still call it a 700c wheel. I like anything on two wheels but changing the name of something to suit a current trnd is silly. Call it a fucking track bike because that is what it is. Now we'll be seeing BMX being called free wheeling.

hahahaha, haven't heard 28 inchers yet...that's ghey!!!! I can hardly deal with the 29er mountain bikes, but they sure ride damn good. I bet most of these hipsters riding "fixies" couldn't tell you what a velodrome is. I've personally only ridden on one in Atlanta. They are not as common as bmx tracks!!!

Coco
04-28-2010, 3:53 PM
hahahaha, haven't heard 28 inchers yet...that's ghey!!!! I can hardly deal with the 29er mountain bikes, but they sure ride damn good. I bet most of these hipsters riding "fixies" couldn't tell you what a velodrome is. I've personally only ridden on one in Atlanta. They are not as common as bmx tracks!!!


Oops....I meant 29'er. Same size as a road bike wheel which has been called a 700c for ever. Hipsters are always trying to reinvent the (bicycle) wheel.

I've never been on a velodrome and would love to some day. Hitting those banked walls at mach 3 would be pretty cool. I've been watching some track racing on TV lately and it is pretty insane these days. I think that is why I like watching short track speed skating also.

nerdsports
04-28-2010, 10:19 PM
Flame away gentlemen!! I'm guilty of riding a brakeless fixed gear.

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz142/n3rdsp0rts/IMG00771-20100428-2356.jpg

Coco
04-29-2010, 2:09 PM
Flame away gentlemen!! I'm guilty of riding a brakeless fixed gear.

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/zz142/n3rdsp0rts/IMG00771-20100428-2356.jpg


No flaming. That's a good looking cycle. Those original style Flite seats still are the most comfy saddle out there.

You seem like a cyclist that loves bicycles, not a kid trying to fit in with the latest trend.

geekdublD
04-29-2010, 6:59 PM
Well, Athens has always been an Indie kid snob fest. You know, home of REM and Of Montreal and all that shit.

and bubba sparxx, don't forget bubba sparxx.

dublinmatty
04-29-2010, 9:30 PM
and bubba sparxx, don't forget bubba sparxx.

B-52s, Love Tractor

NeoDutch
04-29-2010, 10:15 PM
II like anything on two wheels but changing the name of something to suit a current trnd is silly. Call it a fucking track bike because that is what it is.

Love to hear your opinion on the vexacious subject of "bobbers". Most "fixies" will never see a track, and the majority of them are crappy ten speeds saved from a life of laying neglected in suburban back yards.

Back in the 70's most bikes in Oz were 28 inch, 24 inch and 20 inch. I doubt if you could find the tyres to keep a 28 incher going today. I had a oddball 26 incher and I haven't had a bike since that would roll as freely as that old clunker. A couple of degree's decline and you were in feet up heaven. 10 speeds started gaining proliferation in the mid 70's and these were all 27 inch. Never saw any other 26 until mountain bikes started turning up.

Coco
04-30-2010, 2:08 PM
Love to hear your opinion on the vexacious subject of "bobbers". Most "fixies" will never see a track, and the majority of them are crappy ten speeds saved from a life of laying neglected in suburban back yards.

Back in the 70's most bikes in Oz were 28 inch, 24 inch and 20 inch. I doubt if you could find the tyres to keep a 28 incher going today. I had a oddball 26 incher and I haven't had a bike since that would roll as freely as that old clunker. A couple of degree's decline and you were in feet up heaven. 10 speeds started gaining proliferation in the mid 70's and these were all 27 inch. Never saw any other 26 until mountain bikes started turning up.

I was a bicycle wrench for many, many years so I'm an old schooler when it comes to bicycles and stick to the older and proper terminology. I'm stubborn like that. Don't get me going on chop vs. bob vs custom ect ect. I just use the term motorcycle and play it safe to avoid debate.

I have an old 26" too. It is actually 26 1/8" or something along those lines and tires are hard to find. There are some cheapo Chinese tires available but the quality is shite. I got my old 26" for free and that old 1-speed clunker with a coaster brake has never let me down. I love wailing by the guys in the spandex riding downhill mountain bikes here in the city when I go for a speedy cruise through the park.

curtisquatch
04-30-2010, 2:43 PM
my fixed gear was a rusty old ten speed schwinn that was rusting on some rednecks property. the wheels were shot and there was no rescuing the sprocket or chainring but the frame was just my size and it was one of the chicago built schwinns. a little bit of rust remover, new seat, new sets of wheels and chainring set, with a fixed cog and i was good to go. mine is also a flip flop hub so i can free wheel when i get lazy or puss out before going down a steep grade.

killjoy408
04-30-2010, 6:46 PM
You'll be able to replace the fixed gear bike with choppers real soon, if not already.

dear god, please no! kutty noteboom should change his company to "hipster killers" to keep the trendynistas at bay. We got to gay this shit up even more.

ATTN HIPSTERS: If you are not down with tongue kissing your fellow riders like how the Hells Angels used to do will result in serious consequences! Know your roots motherfuckers! And make sure to buy your Chop Cult Rainbow Pony Patch and wear it proudly. Any Hipster caught riding a chopper w/o wearing their colors or tongue kissing another man will be subject to serious bodily harm, most likely their anus region by a big black man paid for the occasion.

http://jetingenue.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/1660_680.jpg

EnglandStGarage
05-01-2010, 10:05 PM
way to turn up the awkwardness there.

killjoy408
05-02-2010, 10:57 AM
freak out the squares

kingdeadbeat
05-11-2010, 7:06 PM
freak out the squares


Freak out the squares? Half you newbs on 883's, xs650s, any brit bobber choppers, AND fixies are squares!!!

RIPshitRIOT
05-12-2010, 12:44 AM
Freak out the squares? Half you newbs on 883's, xs650s, any brit bobber choppers, AND fixies are squares!!!

You're so fucking cool.

ridemore16
05-12-2010, 6:24 AM
seriously...every now and then this guy makes a post trying to get a rise out of people. I guess he figured he'd try to piss off everyone NOT riding a Harley BT. Kinda goes against the fabric of this site...

Maybe one day I can move to SoCal (again) and get a shovel, denim vest and hope to be half as cool as this guy!

skoggy
05-13-2010, 12:16 AM
[QUOTE=stevanjohnson;56840]john cardiel rides a fixed gear.[/QUOTE

How can you compare one of the best all time skaters to a tight jean faggot, shitty glasses wearin goof? Man I wish it was legal to hunt useless people.

kingdeadbeat
05-13-2010, 1:17 AM
You're so fucking cool.


I just looked through your photo album, I'm sorry I made fun of you and your friends. Yes, I think I'm cool because I make fun of other people, and I'm gay because I wear a cut denim jacket.

I'm just insecure about myself. I'm morbidly obese and have bad acne, I just "touch up" a lot of the photos I post of myself to hide it.


P.S. You are 23 and live in San Diego, You also posted a picture in your album of yourself with a cig in your mouth by a "Vintage glitter helmet"

kingdeadbeat
05-13-2010, 1:30 AM
seriously...every now and then this guy makes a post trying to get a rise out of people. I guess he figured he'd try to piss off everyone NOT riding a Harley BT. Kinda goes against the fabric of this site...

Maybe one day I can move to SoCal (again) and get a shovel, denim vest and hope to be half as cool as this guy!


Haha, you caught me, yes I do try to get a rise out of EVERYONE...metric, American, young hipsters and old flaccid gray beards....it doesn't matter, I try to find the guys who are insecure about their bad-assness...and its usually the new rider on what is usually deemed a "beginner bike" or "girls bike" or "Less of a bike (metric brand)" that gets offended the quickest. I actually LIKE sporties, own
"A Less of a bike" (softail evo, NOT hard tail shovel) and recently purchased a metric. So when I hate on any bike or style, it's usually to see who gets offended first. I am a denim vest wearing 20-something from So-Cal....So yeah, I kinda trend hop too, BUT, I've been in this bike scene for the past ten years....so,shoot me.


If you met me, we'd probably be friends, but via the interweb, I'm sure you want to punch me in the face, I guess we could use some emoticons around here to lighten up the tension. (insert flirty face)

ridemore16
05-13-2010, 5:47 AM
Well played my friend!

KIRKtheJERK
05-13-2010, 7:52 AM
Thanks for the laugh, King. I didn't know about this til' I saw it on your blog...

jwhite
05-13-2010, 9:43 AM
Haha, you caught me, yes I do try to get a rise out of EVERYONE...metric, American, young hipsters and old flaccid gray beards....it doesn't matter, I try to find the guys who are insecure about their bad-assness...and its usually the new rider on what is usually deemed a "beginner bike" or "girls bike" or "Less of a bike (metric brand)" that gets offended the quickest. I actually LIKE sporties, own
"A Less of a bike" (softail evo, NOT hard tail shovel) and recently purchased a metric. So when I hate on any bike or style, it's usually to see who gets offended first. I am a denim vest wearing 20-something from So-Cal....So yeah, I kinda trend hop too, BUT, I've been in this bike scene for the past ten years....so,shoot me.


If you met me, we'd probably be friends, but via the interweb, I'm sure you want to punch me in the face, I guess we could use some emoticons around here to lighten up the tension. (insert flirty face)


I like your vest. ;-)

djturnz
05-13-2010, 9:58 AM
Haha, you caught me, yes I do try to get a rise out of EVERYONE...metric, American, young hipsters and old flaccid gray beards....it doesn't matter, I try to find the guys who are insecure about their bad-assness...and its usually the new rider on what is usually deemed a "beginner bike" or "girls bike" or "Less of a bike (metric brand)" that gets offended the quickest. I actually LIKE sporties, own
"A Less of a bike" (softail evo, NOT hard tail shovel) and recently purchased a metric. So when I hate on any bike or style, it's usually to see who gets offended first. I am a denim vest wearing 20-something from So-Cal....So yeah, I kinda trend hop too, BUT, I've been in this bike scene for the past ten years....so,shoot me.


If you met me, we'd probably be friends, but via the interweb, I'm sure you want to punch me in the face, I guess we could use some emoticons around here to lighten up the tension. (insert flirty face)

This post kicks ass. I thought you were being a dick, but this post is funny as hell.
I like your flirty face, wanna date?

kingdeadbeat
05-13-2010, 4:55 PM
Thanks for the kudos guys, I have a fucked up sense of humor, and I'm glad fellas like you can appreciate it, Finally I've acquired a little acceptance in this fucked up world....thanks to the chop cult, sometimes I get to release my inner comedian, hardy fuckin har!!!



I feel so loved!!! (insert heart eyed face)


Oh, yeah, check my last post on my blog to see my views on bikes labeled, "JERK"...in case i update that bitch.Thanks for taking a look at my Blog KirktheJerk, spread the gospel if you can, and shoot me a comment if you like or hate anything on the Blog....I always dig hearing peoples opinions and shit.





http://kingdeadbeat.blogspot.com/

curtisquatch
05-13-2010, 4:58 PM
i knew it couldn't be too long before everyone kissed and made up. now we can all go and share a giant ice cream sundae.

kingdeadbeat
05-13-2010, 5:02 PM
i knew it couldn't be too long before everyone kissed and made up. now we can all go and share a giant ice cream sundae.


Only if we ride our fixed gears to the nearest pub for a heaping mug of Pabst piss water, while discussing Freegan/green lifestyle, after attending an underground film fest about cats.

curtisquatch
05-13-2010, 5:17 PM
hahaha

RIPshitRIOT
05-13-2010, 8:50 PM
I just looked through your photo album, I'm sorry I made fun of you and your friends. Yes, I think I'm cool because I make fun of other people, and I'm gay because I wear a cut denim jacket.

I'm just insecure about myself. I'm morbidly obese and have bad acne, I just "touch up" a lot of the photos I post of myself to hide it.


P.S. You are 23 and live in San Diego, You also posted a picture in your album of yourself with a cig in your mouth by a "Vintage glitter helmet"

Made fun of me and my friends? Nah, my friends ride sportbikes. I thought we were trying to find the best thing to say to get a rise out of somebody. Damn good thing I wasn't wearing my blue, purple, and yellow flannel while I was smoking next to that helmet or Harley'd be buying cool right from my hipster ass.

kingdeadbeat
05-13-2010, 10:09 PM
Made fun of me and my friends? Nah, my friends ride sportbikes. I thought we were trying to find the best thing to say to get a rise out of somebody. Damn good thing I wasn't wearing my blue, purple, and yellow flannel while I was smoking next to that helmet or Harley'd be buying cool right from my hipster ass.

Haha, I wouldn't mind if Harley wrote me a check to give them fashion tips, I'd end up telling them hammer pants with 3/4 helmets (while smoking) was cool, BAM Harley catalog next season!!!!

And I got my fair share of flannels and vintage helmets too man, when I make fun of you, I'm making fun of myself. I'd ride half the bikes I make fun of, and I sport all the fashion I hate on!!!

RIPshitRIOT
05-13-2010, 10:39 PM
Grunge and flannel already came back, so these bad boys are next up on the hot-shit block:

http://clothingtutor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/criminal-damage-ollie-jeans.jpg

I'll take mine in black and orange, thank you.

djturnz
05-14-2010, 5:20 AM
I once saw a kid stuff a whole skateboard into the back pocket of his JENCO jeans in a store because the lady told him he couldn't have his board in the store.

I'm not sure how easy it was to get out, considering it took him and two friends to get it in.

MadRiverMoCo
05-14-2010, 11:40 AM
Only if we ride our fixed gears to the nearest pub for a heaping mug of Pabst piss water, while discussing Freegan/green lifestyle, after attending an underground film fest about cats.

Why you gotta go and fuck with pabst? I can handle a lot of shit but this agression will not stand.

CRFyou
05-14-2010, 12:09 PM
Why you gotta go and fuck with pabst? I can handle a lot of shit but this agression will not stand.

i usually don't make fun of what the biker scene is today or whatever. but PBR is pretty trendy. and i rock vans AND flannels. but PBR is a fashion accessory for sure.

hugodv01
05-14-2010, 12:29 PM
If you met me, we'd probably be friends, but via the interweb, I'm sure you want to punch me in the face, I guess we could use some emoticons around here to lighten up the tension. (insert flirty face)

I met KDB, I was going to punch him in the face but he is like 7 foot tall and looks aggro. I forgot my nunchucks that day so Instead i stole his fender mouting technique.

StoneHead
05-14-2010, 1:01 PM
Man you butt monkeys are makin my broke down, gray bearded, incontinent ass feel old....

And wtf is wrong with JNCO's, flannels, denim vests and... uh..... shit, sometimers is catchin up.

What was I talkin about?

Fuggit......

As you were.

MadRiverMoCo
05-14-2010, 1:20 PM
If I got drunk on it when I was 8, can it really be trendy?

killjoy408
05-14-2010, 8:14 PM
Freak out the squares? Half you newbs on 883's, xs650s, any brit bobber choppers, AND fixies are squares!!!

wow, almost 3 pages of interweb bad assness (so punk rock in my book) and apologies and bro hugs before I noticed people started posting on this thread again.

you missed my point dude. hells angels tongue kissing is what "freaks out the squares". i wasnt saying hipsters did.

but king is sooo hardcore. with his denim vest and his 1000 stickers on his helmet. glad you are not insecure about your bad assness that you don't have to scream it to the world or anything. ironic mindray on. ZAP!

justinspace
05-14-2010, 8:30 PM
pbr was brewed in peoria many moons ago. many of my family and friends and teachers for that matter have been employees of pbr. that company has been around for many many years and im not sure where ths trendiness came from but it is good beer. i think it stands right up there with budweiser for an american brew. good beer yes. trendy? wtf is that....ive been drinkin pbr since i wasnt old enuf.....trendy beer drinking,,,thats just plain stupid..

kingdeadbeat
05-15-2010, 2:09 AM
wow, almost 3 pages of interweb bad assness (so punk rock in my book) and apologies and bro hugs before I noticed people started posting on this thread again.

you missed my point dude. hells angels tongue kissing is what "freaks out the squares". i wasnt saying hipsters did.

but king is sooo hardcore. with his denim vest and his 1000 stickers on his helmet. glad you are not insecure about your bad assness that you don't have to scream it to the world or anything. ironic mindray on. ZAP!


You ride a flyrite, and your mom freaks out the squares.



Please post a picture of yourself, or your bike, now that your done bringing me back down to ground zero, god I'm so gonna cut the shit outta myself and remove every sticker on my helmet, thanks jerk.

killjoy408
05-15-2010, 7:40 PM
You ride a flyrite, and your mom freaks out the squares.



Please post a picture of yourself, or your bike, now that your done bringing me back down to ground zero, god I'm so gonna cut the shit outta myself and remove every sticker on my helmet, thanks jerk.

mom jokes? really? what is this? 3rd grade?

here's a pic of me at a local moped fund raising BBQ with my favorite shirt.

http://altruapparel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/frankfurterdudeinaltru.jpg

a bunch of my fixie and moped homies were contemplating buying old harleys now and make it the "in" thing. FTW!!!

here's a vid of my hipster friend with his shovel built by love cycles!!! HIPSTER BIKERS RULE!!!!

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curtisquatch
05-15-2010, 8:18 PM
don't mess with the hipster mc, you don't know what has to be done to earn that patch.

NeoDutch
05-15-2010, 10:52 PM
It's Hipster to be Square,.

kingdeadbeat
05-16-2010, 1:04 AM
Your mom is in third grade.

NeoDutch
05-16-2010, 3:55 AM
Look At These Fuckin Hipsters (http://www.latfh.com/)

Unhappy Hipsters (http://unhappyhipsters.com/)

Parrot76
05-16-2010, 8:15 AM
http://austinfights.blogspot.com/

some hipsters fighting

ridemore16
05-16-2010, 8:18 AM
Look At These Fuckin Hipsters (http://www.latfh.com/)

Unhappy Hipsters (http://unhappyhipsters.com/)

thanks for starting my day off with a great laugh....love the driveway built around the tree!!!

66triumph
05-16-2010, 1:49 PM
Look At These Fuckin Hipsters (http://www.latfh.com/)

Unhappy Hipsters (http://unhappyhipsters.com/)

as much as I like it, I don't think I'll ever drink PBR again... ever...

-A.

CMA406
05-16-2010, 6:29 PM
as much as I like it, I don't think I'll ever drink PBR again... ever...

-A.

no shit, thats fucking sad. whatever old mill is cheaper here anyway....

killjoy408
05-17-2010, 12:24 AM
http://austinfights.blogspot.com/

some hipsters fighting

best shit ever....

today

Sighless
05-17-2010, 1:34 PM
Fuckin funny shit.

Steze
07-22-2010, 11:35 PM
i cant believe this thread died

Brent
07-28-2010, 12:34 AM
Dont let this thread die its hilarious!!

I ride fixed gear bikes, ive done 100+ mile rides on this bike, countless breast cancer awareness rides (explains the color's I have chosen, moms a breast cancer survivor). Ive been riding fixed gear bikes for about 4 years, been riding motorcycles since I was 10, and building old mini bikes and offroad trucks since I was 15, and did my first ground up chopper build 4 years ago.. but heres the thing..I ride a "fixie" I drink coffee and listen to Radiohead..Do I fall into the "hipster" category?

<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v283/brent666/?action=view&current=IMG_0329.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/brent666/IMG_0329.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Sick1200
07-28-2010, 9:03 AM
^^^
Yes, yes you do......oh wait, I drink coffee. Shit.

hellbilly1932
07-28-2010, 10:52 AM
The only thing more ironic is grown men talking out about it on the internet.

I have to agree the whole kit is gay but I saw a kid bomb through a downhill yellow light intersection last week and he was pretty much an outlaw, that shit was scary fast.

You ever stop to think they're the ones freaking out the squares? Nah, me neither.

Bill one of those fuckers almost T-boned my truck the other day pulling that shit at a soild red light, I was 4th in line going through that light on a green and here comes this fixie fuck hauling ass through the light on the red side I had to stop dead to keep from killing the fucker. And you better believe if the impact didn't fuck him up I sure would have. If you ride on the street obey the fucking signals, I have to!

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/Hellbilly1932/1959%20Ford%20F-100/DSCN6496.jpg

Oh and PBR is trendy now because in bars where they wouldn't be caught dead serving it a few years ago, they now have it in bottles, cans, tallboy cans and on tap, for like $5 a glass! Fuck that, I'll have Newcastle please, I like beer that doesn't taste like water (insert whatever smiley that says "don't get your panties in a wad" here)

badmojo
07-28-2010, 11:36 AM
[QUOTE=NeoDutch;62643]Look At These Fuckin Hipsters (http://www.latfh.com/)

Unhappy Hipsters (http://unhappyhipsters.com/)[/QUOTE

What the fuck,New York has so much to answer for!!!

Sighless
07-28-2010, 11:51 AM
I will NEVER defend a hipster; BUT I will defend PBR. I've been drinking it for well over a decade, before it got trendy, back when I called white trash (OK I still do) I happen to like the way it taste; but then again I love Schlitz to, so...... So what I'm saying is FUCK HIPSTERS!

Oh yeah, WTF is Newcastle? and why does everyone love it so much? I haven't seen it here, either that or it's not on the cheap beer end of the cooler, there for I don't see it.

hellbilly1932
07-28-2010, 12:00 PM
I will NEVER defend a hipster; BUT I will defend PBR. I've been drinking it for well over a decade, before it got trendy, back when I called white trash (OK I still do) I happen to like the way it taste; but then again I love Schlitz to, so...... So what I'm saying is FUCK HIPSTERS!

Oh yeah, WTF is Newcastle? and why does everyone love it so much? I haven't seen it here, either that or it's not on the cheap beer end of the cooler, there for I don't see it.

I agree with that PBR has its place, and for me its garage beer, I can set one down and forget about it and not feel bad when I find it half full 2 weeks later under shop rag. And Schlitz is AWESOME, I have some in the fridge right now.


But lets not get off track here, Hipsters suck, there now we're back on topic...

Poppy
07-28-2010, 12:05 PM
Hipsters LOVE PBR but they drink it an ironic way. They also love Schlitz. They REALLY love irony. They call them Yard beers 'coz your supposed to be drinking them whilst relaxing in your front yard.
The whole point is to act like your not of the middle class bourgoise when in fact you are.

I rolled by the Dallas Outdoor Market last Sunday and didn't stop because I was trying not to puke at all the stick skinny American Apparel clad douchenozzles hanging out.

TemeculaTerry
07-28-2010, 6:23 PM
Bill one of those fuckers almost T-boned my truck the other day pulling that shit at a soild red light, I was 4th in line going through that light on a green and here comes this fixie fuck hauling ass through the light on the red side I had to stop dead to keep from killing the fucker. And you better believe if the impact didn't fuck him up I sure would have. If you ride on the street obey the fucking signals, I have to!

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/Hellbilly1932/1959%20Ford%20F-100/DSCN6496.jpg

Oh and PBR is trendy now because in bars where they wouldn't be caught dead serving it a few years ago, they now have it in bottles, cans, tallboy cans and on tap, for like $5 a glass! Fuck that, I'll have Newcastle please, I like beer that doesn't taste like water (insert whatever smiley that says "don't get your panties in a wad" here)

I heart Your truck dude!!!!!!!
I dont like Hipsters like I dont ike HD guys, Scensters, dudes that wear vans on motorcycles, sportbikers, wannabe moto dudes that live in Orange county (lol), Choppers, Sportsters with bolt ons and a badass riding it believing it to be a chopper, cafe racers with mids, brand new shit painted flat black, etc.... Its all the same, trying to live a certain lifestyle by fitting in poorly - nothings wrong with it, its just not for me.

hellbilly1932
07-28-2010, 7:26 PM
Thanks I heart it too, haha


And very true Terry.

Sick1200
07-29-2010, 3:19 PM
That truck is fucking sick dude, love it. I've got a '74 shortbed Ford that is about to get handled, just picked up a 390 to stuff in it......now just saving for a decent cam. And yes, hipsters suck.

fastlane61
07-29-2010, 3:47 PM
http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv206/fastlane61/untitled.jpg

redasphalt3
07-29-2010, 5:11 PM
Mick Jagger is a hipster. If the stones just started yesterday Jagger would be rolling a fix gear hahaha... Labels? who gives a fuck! don't dislike something because its different. If you saw me you would call me a hipster, but it is what it is i dig my jeans tight hair long. look at all the old biker photos, shit all those dudes where hipsters. Dickie shorts. now that's something i don't understand... are they shorts or pants? are you a cholo? biker ? PBR? its a fuckingdollar a pint at the bar down the street from my house... and it was allways a dollar at ferns.

redasphalt3
07-29-2010, 5:12 PM
when i first moved to long beach i tripped out on all the grown dudes rolling razor scooter... maybe fix gear bikes are the new razor scooters???

CRFyou
07-29-2010, 5:53 PM
That truck is fucking sick dude, love it. I've got a '74 shortbed Ford that is about to get handled, just picked up a 390 to stuff in it......now just saving for a decent cam. And yes, hipsters suck.

let me buy you a fucking beer!

rock that 390! ditch the stock intake manifold though, that thing weighs over a hundred pounds legit.

so sick of people using a SBC in their ford!

Sick1200
07-30-2010, 12:12 PM
let me buy you a fucking beer!

rock that 390! ditch the stock intake manifold though, that thing weighs over a hundred pounds legit.

so sick of people using a SBC in their ford!

I'm currently looking for an aluminum intake, pricey! My pops and I are going to be taking out the front axle and putting a straight axle in there. I wanna drop that bitch to about 6 inches off the ground. It's a 4x4 now, so the front end will be lighter once the straight axle is in and the 4x4 shit is gone.....about 3-400lbs lighter. Looking at a year project, but the old man is approaching his 70's, gotta do this shit before he's too old ha.

1JUNKMANWV
08-04-2010, 12:03 PM
Sign me up.

http://www.thefixfixfix.com/fix/wp-content/gallery/kylee-kross-rides-again/img_5265.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/3982263976_85d0d5989f_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3467/3964261042_172ffcf91a_b.jpg

http://www.milanofixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/nora-polo.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1Zb7K43b1D4/SwT2tiMsiiI/AAAAAAAAEQk/K6dmYKSirV4/s1600/CIMG2008.JPG

http://16.media.tumblr.com/HNnQ2KyXJqhay3adpKN69zlzo1_500.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2768/4426350634_0895b2dd0a_b.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw56csqTQO1qzjhqxo1_500.jpg

yes yes i want a fixie

Sighless
08-07-2010, 7:53 PM
I will NEVER defend a hipster; BUT I will defend PBR. I've been drinking it for well over a decade, before it got trendy, back when I called white trash (OK I still do) I happen to like the way it taste; but then again I love Schlitz to, so...... So what I'm saying is FUCK HIPSTERS!

Oh yeah, WTF is Newcastle? and why does everyone love it so much? I haven't seen it here, either that or it's not on the cheap beer end of the cooler, there for I don't see it.

Ok, I did it. I spent $10 on a 6 pack of newcastle. Not impressed. It's mediocre at best, I guess I'll stick to my cheap beer.
This interruption brought to you by beer, making me type for no apparent reason.

66triumph
08-07-2010, 8:34 PM
Ok, I did it. I spent $10 on a 6 pack of newcastle. Not impressed. It's mediocre at best, I guess I'll stick to my cheap beer.
This interruption brought to you by beer, making me type for no apparent reason.

that shit tastes like the fucking zoo smells... seriously, first thing I thought of after taking a swig, fucking hippo exhibit. nas-t.

-A.

Hooligan80
08-08-2010, 5:00 PM
http://the-opt.com/artwork/OPT-010-cultural-vampirism.gif

Hooligan80
08-08-2010, 5:02 PM
Bill one of those fuckers almost T-boned my truck the other day pulling that shit at a soild red light, I was 4th in line going through that light on a green and here comes this fixie fuck hauling ass through the light on the red side I had to stop dead to keep from killing the fucker. And you better believe if the impact didn't fuck him up I sure would have. If you ride on the street obey the fucking signals, I have to!

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/Hellbilly1932/1959%20Ford%20F-100/DSCN6496.jpg

Oh and PBR is trendy now because in bars where they wouldn't be caught dead serving it a few years ago, they now have it in bottles, cans, tallboy cans and on tap, for like $5 a glass! Fuck that, I'll have Newcastle please, I like beer that doesn't taste like water (insert whatever smiley that says "don't get your panties in a wad" here)

We sell our PBR for $1 a can

Sick1200
08-09-2010, 8:36 AM
Ok, I did it. I spent $10 on a 6 pack of newcastle. Not impressed. It's mediocre at best, I guess I'll stick to my cheap beer.
This interruption brought to you by beer, making me type for no apparent reason.

Newcastle is okay, if you're going to try some new stuff give Sierra Nevada Pale Ale a try. Explosion of flavor, but if you like your beer bland, then I would just stay away from it.

badmojo
08-09-2010, 9:59 AM
PBR is great,but Guinness is a fuckin' mans drink!!

hellbilly1932
08-09-2010, 10:21 AM
Newcastle is okay, if you're going to try some new stuff give Sierra Nevada Pale Ale a try. Explosion of flavor, but if you like your beer bland, then I would just stay away from it.

Or maybe a Stone Arrogant Bastard

theiguy
08-10-2010, 9:52 AM
i live in philly. you cant walk a block without running into at least 3 guys wearing girls jeans, talking about this new cool shit band they saw last night at making time or how many pbrs they had last night at some shit bar full of their carbon copies. you cant drive or ride on the roads without at least 10 bicycles running lights, cutting cars off, weaving into and out of traffic and cars/motorcycles have to yield to them! i went to school with a bunch of people who "hate" them, but listen to the same music, go to the same shows, go to the same bars wear the same clothes. they even have their own mecca, northern liberties.

on the flip side there are some pretty hot hipster girls, but theyre so fucking cool they wont even make eye contact with you unless youre rocking a tight pink shirt, stache, long perfectly messed-up hair and wayfarers.

svwannabe
08-10-2010, 12:20 PM
^^^^^^ yo no libs is the shit hahahaha, there are some decent resteraunts down there but yeah the people fucking crack me up... whenever we address no libs, we usually throw "spin kicking" if front of whatever we are going to do down there haha

Jared
08-10-2010, 4:13 PM
Or maybe a Stone Arrogant Bastard

"Only for the chosen few at the bar."

One of my top ten favorite beers.

Sick1200
08-13-2010, 3:51 PM
Or maybe a Stone Arrogant Bastard

That is a good beer, although I prefer Stone IPA to it........mmm mmmm good.

Sick1200
08-13-2010, 4:27 PM
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg77/STGUtah/ohboy.jpg

You know you want to be one of them.....hahahaha!

StoneHead
08-13-2010, 6:02 PM
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg77/STGUtah/ohboy.jpg

You know you want to be one of them.....hahahaha!

Looks like the next "In Stink"

Ember
08-13-2010, 6:56 PM
Those aren't hipsters. Now if they were wearing scarfs, womens clothes, or other BS, then yeah. I wear jeans and band tees, I'm not a hipster...

mattdubs
08-14-2010, 10:37 AM
i live in philly. you cant walk a block without running into at least 3 guys wearing girls jeans, talking about this new cool shit band they saw last night at making time or how many pbrs they had last night at some shit bar full of their carbon copies. you cant drive or ride on the roads without at least 10 bicycles running lights, cutting cars off, weaving into and out of traffic and cars/motorcycles have to yield to them! i went to school with a bunch of people who "hate" them, but listen to the same music, go to the same shows, go to the same bars wear the same clothes. they even have their own mecca, northern liberties.

on the flip side there are some pretty hot hipster girls, but theyre so fucking cool they wont even make eye contact with you unless youre rocking a tight pink shirt, stache, long perfectly messed-up hair and wayfarers.

I lived in n. liberties about 6 years ago and had to move out because the mass exodus of hipsters droven up the price and rent got too expensive.

EnglandStGarage
08-14-2010, 10:41 PM
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RyanVegas
08-21-2010, 2:16 AM
<a href="http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/subskateskid04/?action=view&current=l_805172ceecb1bd2b85c313c71d146eb2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/subskateskid04/l_805172ceecb1bd2b85c313c71d146eb2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Jared
08-21-2010, 8:51 AM
All hipsters are just really big ToTo fans.

Revelator
08-22-2010, 4:45 PM
Looks like the next "In Stink"

Good Call. But I dont think those guys are true hipsters......Dorks would be a
more accurate description.

Jumpstart
08-22-2010, 5:10 PM
While hilarious, this post is making me insecure. I'm shelving the Vans, flannels, truckers and Ray Bans until this whole mess blows over.

StoneHead
08-25-2010, 8:38 AM
While hilarious, this post is making me insecure. I'm shelving the Vans, flannels, truckers and Ray Bans until this whole mess blows over.

Good call.

Part of what sucks about getting old is watching the shit you did and wore come back in fad and see how ridiculous you were.




HELLBILLY 4 Life
CTFS

TemeculaTerry
08-25-2010, 9:58 AM
Good Call. But I dont think those guys are true hipsters......Dorks would be a
more accurate description.

Yeh I would have to agree - these dude are fucking lame assholes to say the least...

I gotz me some hipster friends, cool dudes, fun to hang with, super smart guys with a sense of humor - me like! Although some of the stuff they do I dont agree with much like the family gungle, but fuck, I am sure they feel the same about me - go for it if it makes you happy!

WarGhost
08-25-2010, 1:41 PM
http://www.danscomp.com/704482.php?cat=TSHIRTSSLUCK#

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/LordBodycount/Fixed.jpg

CRFyou
08-31-2010, 3:20 PM
if hitler had a chopper and was on the chop cult.

hipster hitler.

das ist gut, nein?

willythepirate
08-31-2010, 5:47 PM
wocka wocka wocka

Coco
09-03-2010, 11:00 AM
Is that ridiculous fixie fad still going? Fucking kill me or better yet, kill them. Maybe not having brakes they can kill themselves off slowly.

NHMike
09-03-2010, 11:28 AM
Damn, I swear I've cruised this subject at least 3 times. And after all of that, all I've got to say is this:

Mopeds are fucking GAY. I tell it to the fag who sits at the desk next to me, and rides it in when it's "nice" out.

Oh, and he looks EXTRA cool when he wears his fucking Mandals on it.

theiguy
09-03-2010, 11:30 AM
ive said "fucking scooters, kill yourself" so many times in front of my gf, whenever she sees one she looks at me and says it

pdougc
09-03-2010, 12:34 PM
PBR is great,but Guinness is a fuckin' mans drink!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWgSu7qRXEo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybz0265w6R4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWgSu7qRXEo&feature=related

FABIAN
09-03-2010, 5:58 PM
indeed

hoagie
09-04-2010, 11:58 PM
if hitler had a chopper and was on the chop cult.

hipster hitler.

das ist gut, nein?

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crass
09-08-2010, 7:24 AM
man.. I've never looked at the junk pile ever. this place is filled with inane bullshit threads! AWESOME

No one noticed the JUGGALO hatchet man on this "hipster's" left foot... so hilarious
http://i.imgur.com/bBkII.jpg

Bret
09-10-2010, 9:44 AM
Interesting article on this subject matter that hits close to home on the ChopCult.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/extreme-fear/201009/the-sad-science-hipsterism

My favorite quote:

"The upshot being that any people who legitimately enjoy all the trappings on hipsterhood -- the authors mention Pabst Blue Ribbon, Puma, and the trucker hat -- must psychologically distance themselves from the demographic group of which they are so clearly a part."

Search you're souls people.

NHMike
09-10-2010, 9:47 AM
man.. I've never looked at the junk pile ever. this place is filled with inane bullshit threads! AWESOME

No one noticed the JUGGALO hatchet man on this "hipster's" left foot... so hilarious
http://i.imgur.com/bBkII.jpg

I'd eat that bitches cunt for hours.

Oh, and I love PBR, does that make me a Hipster? Hahahaha

Bret
09-10-2010, 10:12 AM
Oh, and I love PBR, does that make me a Hipster? Hahahaha

LOL You are if you wear a trucker hat.

The irony is with this thread and the one about new Harley riders is that Chop Cult members will literally throw themselves on their swords to differentiate themselves from the people they despise and yet at the same time have something in common with. It's the disease of chronic uniqueness.

curtisquatch
09-10-2010, 10:53 AM
Dammit, I knew I was doing something wrong. I was doing all this to fit in and all along I should have been trying to distance myself from these things and now my brain is hurting from this seemingly strange paradox. I think I'm going to go shave my head and face bald now and drink a Tecate in a fetal position.

NHMike
09-10-2010, 11:05 AM
LOL You are if you wear a trucker hat.

The irony is with this thread and the one about new Harley riders is that Chop Cult members will literally throw themselves on their swords to differentiate themselves from the people they despise and yet at the same time have something in common with. It's the disease of chronic uniqueness.


Damnit, on occasion I actually do.

I'm such a loser.

<<Case in pont: Look at my picture. Fuck me.

Bret
09-10-2010, 11:22 AM
Damnit, on occasion I actually do.

I'm such a loser.

<<Case in pont: Look at my picture. Fuck me.

Don't you mean Loser Machine? Hello? Where did everyone go?

jwhite
09-10-2010, 11:48 AM
LOL You are if you wear a trucker hat.

The irony is with this thread and the one about new Harley riders is that Chop Cult members will literally throw themselves on their swords to differentiate themselves from the people they despise and yet at the same time have something in common with. It's the disease of chronic uniqueness.

As far as hats are concerned: I run those red fitted ballcaps, flat billed, Limp Bizkit style.
Yankees primarily, but every once in a while I'll mix it up with a random team from the Negro leagues. Always one step ahead of all you chopper sheep.

NHMike
09-10-2010, 1:07 PM
As far as hats are concerned: I run those red fitted ballcaps, flat billed, Limp Bizkit style.
Yankees primarily, but every once in a while I'll mix it up with a random team from the Negro leagues. Always one step ahead of all you chopper sheep.

Fucking Yankees. You should be rockin' a Red Sox hat for fucks sake. Hahahaha

redasphalt3
09-10-2010, 2:30 PM
[


Limp Bizkit style. WOW, i would not mention that band when refering to how you wear something.

1. the 90's sucked
2. Rap Rock was shit, and was a red headed bastard child of both music genre's
3.limb bizkit=vomit of music

rap rock is kind of like boy bands, it came ant went fast, and now we can look back and say holly fuck that music fucking sucked.

im not talking shit, just a little rant.

EnglandStGarage
09-14-2010, 11:52 PM
HIPSTER FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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SICKLEBOY
09-15-2010, 12:49 AM
I love all the cheap shots! lol
They really know how to overhand slap somebody in the back of the head when they're bent over protecting their cashmire lol

spooner
09-15-2010, 7:55 AM
Hilarious! Bitch slapin' throwdown.

Salty
09-16-2010, 5:37 PM
in SF there is a strong contingency of them riding chopped and bobbed mopeds!!! haha.

RyanVegas
09-16-2010, 6:29 PM
that fight was the best thing ever!!!! not ever hammer punches, it was like 1/2 open hand slaps.

badmojo
09-16-2010, 6:32 PM
[


Limp Bizkit style. WOW, i would not mention that band when refering to how you wear something.

1. the 90's sucked
2. Rap Rock was shit, and was a red headed bastard child of both music genre's
3.limb bizkit=vomit of music

rap rock is kind of like boy bands, it came ant went fast, and now we can look back and say holly fuck that music fucking sucked.

im not talking shit, just a little rant.
Rant away brother!!!!!!

park
09-16-2010, 7:46 PM
Check out the tall bikes, kind of kool at least they do some fab work on them. See them all over the atl.

Hooligan80
09-19-2010, 10:30 PM
A Psychology report on Hipsters,and it's a legit report..
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/extreme-fear/201009/the-sad-science-hipsterism

djmfnk
09-21-2010, 1:28 PM
http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hipster-Hitler-loves-juice-JC-APK.jpg

Coldies
09-21-2010, 4:15 PM
That was a great video of the hipster fight. Can you imagine seeing that in person? Fucking love it.

Diablo
09-21-2010, 5:10 PM
I just figured out what hipsters were from the vids and this joke had my laughing my ass off.

klem
09-22-2010, 5:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3LOKfQ3y2Q
I heard that bike dancing is the new black (not mean to offend afroafrican people)

Ogbobber
09-22-2010, 2:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3LOKfQ3y2Q
I heard that bike dancing is the new black (not mean to offend afroafrican people)

I'm sure that "new black" didn't offend them as much as "afroafrican people".

EnglandStGarage
09-23-2010, 11:37 AM
that african flatland freestyle was the shit!

now for a music video:

<iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HP2W0LqQwEE" frameborder="0"></iframe>

theiguy
09-23-2010, 11:46 AM
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McFonzarelli
09-29-2010, 12:29 PM
<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/4412380" width="400" height="288" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/4412380">Hipster takeover.</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user1679163">Jessica Lehrman</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

Poppy
09-29-2010, 1:48 PM
Easy way to remember:
Real Hipsters:
Kerouac
Ginsberg
Burroughs
Lou Reed
Sonny Barger
Indian Larry
Stan Getz

Fake hipsters:
Bands with stupid fucking haircuts
Bands that use analog synths coz it's cool
Anyone with fake glasses
Those douches on American Chopper
Roland Sands

SICKLEBOY
10-12-2010, 1:43 PM
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?”

“It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it.”

:cheersmate::clap for you::cheersmate:

blacktopbryce220
10-12-2010, 8:24 PM
i still have my bike. i actually got into because of the mash video, and seeing dudes that i looked up to as skateboarders (jovante turner, john cardiel, etc.). but yes now it is the domain of the hipster. (not to mention they stole PBR too, so fuck 'em.)

McFonzarelli
10-12-2010, 9:13 PM
Easy way to remember:
Real Hipsters:
Kerouac
Ginsberg
Burroughs
Lou Reed
Sonny Barger
Indian Larry
Stan Getz

Fake hipsters:
Bands with stupid fucking haircuts
Bands that use analog synths coz it's cool
Anyone with fake glasses
Those douches on American Chopper
Roland Sands




Poppys got it right.

joeythebrush
10-18-2010, 4:18 PM
i call them cool critters . they are everywhere these days , brin g back ddt !

wheels4
10-18-2010, 8:50 PM
damn, there is some funny shit in this thread...

EnglandStGarage
10-19-2010, 8:40 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

LiPcHiTs65
10-19-2010, 8:49 PM
:eek: !!yo yuppi puppie momma is a hipster!! :eek:

LiPcHiTs65
10-19-2010, 8:58 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. I should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

dam bro can i get one of the( fixed gears are the new rollerblades) sticker
i no a kid that is cool as fuck!! He is ranked #13 in the world on the gay blades, ya no rollerblades. Well any way he is going to the world finols in like 2 weeks, and he would so sport that shit just to get a rize out of his boys!! On top of that it would be cool for your shit would be on t.v

CRFyou
10-19-2010, 9:55 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

fucking good call man.

now we can bring back a favorite joke of mine, but in hipster form...


What's the hardest part about riding a fixie?

Telling your parents you're gay.


BOO YAH!

LiPcHiTs65
10-20-2010, 8:17 AM
fucking good call man.

now we can bring back a favorite joke of mine, but in hipster form...


What's the hardest part about riding a fixie?

Telling your parents you're gay.


BOO YAH!

:clap for you::clap for you:

CMA406
10-20-2010, 8:57 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

dude sign me up for the second sticker! i would definently rock that...

Jumpstart
10-20-2010, 9:17 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

^
Yes, details please.

SMChewy
10-20-2010, 9:31 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

I'll take one of each. You should also make one that will piss off every activist ever! I saw the shirt once but haven't seen anything like it in a while; "Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus". That ought to piss off some people. Ha ha :clap for you:

CRFyou
10-20-2010, 11:02 PM
http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/4948.jpg

Bret
10-21-2010, 7:28 AM
^ You beat me posting this one! ^

ridemore16
10-21-2010, 9:58 AM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

Let us know how to get the hook up on these stickers. I'm down for sure.

sintaxera
10-22-2010, 2:32 PM
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nick5
10-22-2010, 3:27 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.



I want one of each!

madmax
11-18-2010, 7:18 PM
lets all just burn one down and get along. I ride a little girls bike : ] but i took it all apart to appear as a big boys bike hahaha!

milehigh
11-20-2010, 1:35 PM
Tons of hillarious stuff here. I happen to ride a track bike, both on the track and in the street. Have for 7 years. They're fun as hell. Also have a rippen moped, drink PBR (and every other beer out there), and ride motorcycles. I might be a hipster but hell. Partytime.

RyanVegas
11-21-2010, 1:29 AM
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

rooster52478
11-28-2010, 3:10 PM
My buddy sent me this link. Fits a couple places so it's in the bro vs. guido thread too.

http://springfield.craigslist.org/clo/2082786369.html

KidRockGTX
11-28-2010, 11:31 PM
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

That was a interesting read.

JahSun
11-29-2010, 12:06 AM
all I know is that hipster bitches are sexy

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/12798-new_american_apparel_ad.jpg

ghostshadow
11-29-2010, 2:51 AM
I hate hipsters as much as everyone else, but damn, I gotta say though. That picture of kylee kross is smoking hot.

For the ones that don't know, kylee kross is in Burning Angel - her solo stuff is phew, good stuff... don't mean to derail this thread... http://www.burningangel.com/girls/kyleeangel/

Nee ways!

ARBY
11-29-2010, 10:17 PM
Hipsters? What is this hipster stuff. Not another subculture of disaffected youth I hope.

Thank goodness I'm safe in my garage. Maybe I should get out more. Nah. "Mother should I build a wall?"

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BobbErik
11-30-2010, 2:56 PM
Whats wrong with track bikes? This is why I hate trends. It destroys everything. John Cardiel rides a track bike and is the most hardcore dude I know. Don't be quick to judge.

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ChoppyGee
11-30-2010, 10:20 PM
Q:whats more worthless than a fixie?

A: The hipster riding it.

Bret
03-14-2011, 7:00 PM
Hipster trap found in NYC...

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/156/hipstertrap.jpg

steves
03-14-2011, 7:25 PM
Stickers PLEASE
i like bicycles and fixed gears are not easy to ride through the city but why must hipsters have these bikes wrong in every sense

paintsniffer
03-14-2011, 8:56 PM
HIPSTER FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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Holy shit! Thats has to be one of most hilarious things I have ever seen.

LFM122
03-15-2011, 12:19 PM
we dont have hipsters here in northern minnesota, i think they musta froze out when it got thirty below zero this winter. But from what you guys are saying about them i dont think they will be missed

TkilledJ
03-15-2011, 3:31 PM
we dont have hipsters here in northern minnesota, i think they musta froze out when it got thirty below zero this winter. But from what you guys are saying about them i dont think they will be missed

Consider yourself lucky bro :cheersmate:. Here in South Florida they're EVERYWHERE, the next more fake than the last.

PS, TPB is the shit, saw them do some standup show in NY a couple of months ago.

Comingapart
03-15-2011, 7:43 PM
excuse my stupidity, but what's a fixed gear bike? Is it just a road bike with no gears? The old style?

CMA406
03-15-2011, 7:56 PM
excuse my stupidity, but what's a fixed gear bike? Is it just a road bike with no gears? The old style?

the cog is fixed, so you cant coast. basically the cranks are always spinning...makes alot of sense huh?

imaloser
03-15-2011, 9:48 PM
www.latfh.com nuff said.

I have been to the mountain top and it was deuchetastic.

My nephew is one of these fellows. I dont know...whatever. I dont get it but I guess people said that about me when I would show up with a flight and a fresh cut. FUKN WEIRDOS

weare138
03-16-2011, 4:50 PM
Holy shit! Thats has to be one of most hilarious things I have ever seen.

"is this westside story?" haha...I dig the guy with the shoulder holster, that mofo was givin' the business!

LFM122
03-16-2011, 5:15 PM
Holy shit! Thats has to be one of most hilarious things I have ever seen.

that was a pretty sorry fight, ive seen better at girls hockey games

paintsniffer
03-16-2011, 8:53 PM
"is this westside story?" haha...I dig the guy with the shoulder holster, that mofo was givin' the business!

Check out the dude in the black wife beater,he has the pimp hand mastered!!

Ryno
03-16-2011, 10:42 PM
Haha...brilliant


Hipster trap found in NYC...

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/156/hipstertrap.jpg

IrishMike
03-20-2011, 12:21 PM
http://www.chopcult.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=13081&stc=1&d=1300645239

CactusBreath
03-20-2011, 8:28 PM
a couple of you guys have hit me up for some of those stickers. i should have some "fixed gears are the new rollerblades" and " every time i start this jesus kills a hipster" stickers for your bikes very very soon.

I want one of the "everytime I start this" stickers SO BAD...

TXLucky
03-23-2011, 8:47 AM
I want one of the "everytime I start this" stickers SO BAD...

hells yeah! sign me up for one of those stickers too!

Bret
03-23-2011, 1:19 PM
I want one of the "everytime I start this" stickers SO BAD...

+1

Buster68
03-28-2011, 3:37 PM
I want one of the "everytime I start this" stickers SO BAD...

+2!

Hooligan80
03-29-2011, 7:07 AM
I want one of the "everytime I start this" stickers SO BAD...

+3

Revelator
03-29-2011, 11:23 AM
anyone know what Brand of smokes those are in that hipster sidewalk trap? ........'thinking of
setting up a few of these around town to cull the herd.

ChoppyGee
03-29-2011, 1:15 PM
American Spirits. is the brand. I have some Hipsters that live acrossed the street and they always throw their empty packs in the back of my truck... been think'n about getting one of those pellet rifles that have the same muzzle velocity as a 22 cal.

svwannabe
03-29-2011, 1:18 PM
American Spirits. is the brand. I have some Hipsters that live acrossed the street and they always throw their empty packs in the back of my truck... been think'n about getting one of those pellet rifles that have the same muzzle velocity as a 22 cal.

22 cal with a subsonic round sounds just like a bb gun... just a little more effective

Allen
03-29-2011, 7:47 PM
HIPSTER FIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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What's funny is that there's so many queers in one place all open hand slapping each other. Well, at least that's what's funny to me. I'd actually like to have been there to see it live. Imagine one good punch, even a haymaker, something that cuases a bloody nose, you'd think the world would end with a this group. It would be talked about like a Hipster Holocaust for years on the streets of New Yourke.

Revelator
03-29-2011, 9:31 PM
Epic Speech...........

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SeaChicken
03-30-2011, 10:28 AM
I think I would take the emo's back over the hipsters, at least they occasionally tried to kill themselves.

Sighless
03-30-2011, 10:31 AM
I think I would take the emo's back over the hipsters, at least they occasionally tried to kill themselves.

HAAAAHAAAAAaaaaa!!!! :clap for you:

Revelator
03-30-2011, 11:05 AM
Hehehe.... I don't mind the girl hipsters too much but It seems like virtually all of the male Hipsters are Fags,
They are sorry excuses for the Male species. They go out of their way to act feminine, not just in their gay
choices in clothing but their whole attitude. Also, They seem to exhibit extremely low IQ's
I would guess many of them were raised without a Father or maybe their parents were Gay.

tattoo2303
03-30-2011, 12:12 PM
anyone know what Brand of smokes those are in that hipster sidewalk trap? ........'thinking of
setting up a few of these around town to cull the herd.

probably cloves, thats what all the little rich college douchers that sit around the coffee shops all day, trying to look poor smoke around me

LFM122
03-31-2011, 12:20 PM
Epic Speech...........

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AIm70YTRXhQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

nice, that was pretty fucking funny. I dont even wanna drink pabst anymore knowing some vegan, bicycle riding faggs like to drink it.

TemeculaTerry
04-01-2011, 8:00 AM
So, are you cutting out veggies and water to go along with that!

Fuck it, let'em be! thank goodness there are different strokes for other folks or this world would be fucking boring. Do your thing and let them to theirs, it's as easy as that.

Revelator
04-01-2011, 12:06 PM
I think your right terry......I mean, don't we all need something to laugh at? HaHa, .plus Hipsters are a huge boost to self esteem, When You are feeling really down& out and feeling like a loser...... just
think to yourself, Damn things aren't so bad, I could have ended up being a fucking Hipster.