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mad750
08-15-2009, 10:53 PM
Stanley has just released a new tape measure that will take the industry by storm. They are only $39.95 /plus tax of course....

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee46/mad750_album/ATT00007.jpg

While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure the finite measurement capability is unmatched (See Below)

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee46/mad750_album/ATT00010.jpg

So next time your buddy tells you to "move it a cunthair to the left" you won't have to guess!!

lobstermobster
08-15-2009, 11:36 PM
Do they have any plans on coming out with one that has asshair measurements? you know, for those working on metrics.

gigastatt
08-16-2009, 9:26 AM
See, Quality and ISO Standards are good for something!! This is what they would call the trickle down effect from industry to the garage.

Tim

eightthirtysixcc
08-16-2009, 9:39 AM
For 40 bucks it better have a laser, digital display and built in tri-pod.

jwortman
08-16-2009, 12:31 PM
I worked framing houses for about a year with a bunch of older dudes I met at the local skatepark. As if that part of the story isn't weird enough; Imagine a bunch of 40+ dudes, climbing up and down rafters, cigarette hanging out of mouths, vans slip-ons, nailgun in one hand, 20 ft. long 2x6 in the other, constantly asking if your pussy was dripping and asking you to move everything just a "cunthair" to one direction. Absolutely hillarious.

jfk
08-16-2009, 2:00 PM
Finally a tape I will know how to read.

CaveMann
08-16-2009, 2:19 PM
Only $39.95? Hell I'll take two.

Spoke
08-16-2009, 4:52 PM
Who the hell's cunt hair is that based on? That's some thick ass hair.

66triumph
08-16-2009, 6:11 PM
we only measure shit in RCH's in Texas... red's are just more percise...

-A.

boogieman
08-16-2009, 8:50 PM
:) that's some funny chit!

STANDARD
08-17-2009, 1:50 PM
Thats great!

trichardson21
08-17-2009, 2:52 PM
Is that considered metric?

Revelator
08-17-2009, 8:31 PM
Update! This just in.......
Bobber builders, greasers, listen up.....New cunt hair ready, Dial Calipers! will measure down to 1 one thousanth of a cunt hair, with + or - .001 cunt hair accuracy!

For the utmost in accuracy, Always keep next to bed stand once a month for recalibration.
order now & receive free tweezers!

made in phucking china.

oldmansporty63
11-12-2011, 12:14 PM
too funny.

Rudehog
11-12-2011, 9:46 PM
What nationality c hairs is the scale based off of?

VonMisfit
11-13-2011, 1:22 AM
I worked framing houses for about a year with a bunch of older dudes I met at the local skatepark. As if that part of the story isn't weird enough; Imagine a bunch of 40+ dudes, climbing up and down rafters, cigarette hanging out of mouths, vans slip-ons, nailgun in one hand, 20 ft. long 2x6 in the other, constantly asking if your pussy was dripping and asking you to move everything just a "cunthair" to one direction. Absolutely hillarious.

are they hiring? these dudes sound right up my alley.

also jap cunt hairs are long and some what straight and slightly thicker so this might be a jap tape

Revelator
11-13-2011, 4:38 PM
Do they have any plans on coming out with one that has asshair measurements? you know, for those working on metrics.

now THAT was fuckin funny.


I'll bet accuracy is not all that great since cunt hairs (&ass hairs) are not all of equal size.
for instance a Japanese cunt hair is going to be finer than say a Portuguese cunt hair

NHMike
11-13-2011, 4:43 PM
What nationality c hairs is the scale based off of?

And would have been more so had you not "cunted" out and used the word "cunt". hahahaha\

:cheersmate:

ARBY
11-13-2011, 4:50 PM
Update! This just in.......
Bobber builders, greasers, listen up.....New cunt hair ready, Dial Calipers! will measure down to 1 one thousanth of a cunt hair, with + or - .001 cunt hair accuracy!

For the utmost in accuracy, Always keep next to bed stand once a month for recalibration.
order now & receive free tweezers!

made in phucking china.

I have a dial vernier that measures in BCH - Blond Cunt Hairs. That's for really close tolerances!