PDA

View Full Version : Best dam bike builders in the world



Ellis
12-12-2012, 3:37 PM
Now who couldn't blame America or who ever voted for these guys as best builder any way.

I mean these guys got candy cane wheels and everything.

They even make bikes look like airplanes and stuff.

I know if I ever had the money to own an airplane I would pay them a shit ton of money to make it look like a motorcycle....

Who wants a bike to look like and ride like a bike anyway just think you could own a Christmas bike or a lawnmower bike that's so much cooler....hell I'm sure you could make it look like anything as long as it don't look like a bike...

Merry Christmas....

I wish they would a brought this hunk a junk to the show or maybe a Unicorn bike now that would a been good fuckin' times...who wouldn't a had a few good laughs..

<a href="http://s35.beta.photobucket.com/user/rollinsixes/media/Accessories-or-Thumbnail-Motorcycle-Christmas.jpg.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d163/rollinsixes/Accessories-or-Thumbnail-Motorcycle-Christmas.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"/></a>

ThePete
12-12-2012, 3:57 PM
We need to see one of these theme builders knock out a bike for this years AVN Awards. I'd love to see a bike festooned with big rubbery schlongs jiggaling back and forth as it rolls down the street, Double D Head lights, multi port vibration controls, motorized pussy licking fenders and an exhaust system designed to pre-heat the astro glide and the chain drive that used a chain of anal beads instead of a conventional motorcycle chain. OMG an actualy functioning strap on sissy bar!

Ellis
12-12-2012, 4:17 PM
We need to see one of these theme builders knock out a bike for this years AVN Awards. I'd love to see a bike festooned with big rubbery schlongs jiggaling back and forth as it rolls down the street, Double D Head lights, multi port vibration controls, motorized pussy licking fenders and an exhaust system designed to pre-heat the astro glide and the chain drive that used a chain of anal beads instead of a conventional motorcycle chain. OMG an actualy functioning strap on sissy bar!

Now we're thinkin'

VPNick
12-12-2012, 4:25 PM
if this isnt the seat that is thrown on it i dont wanna have anything to do with the build...

http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Swing-Seat-With-Dildo/dp/B0077DQKQ6/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Ellis
12-12-2012, 4:27 PM
if this isnt the seat that is thrown on it i dont wanna have anything to do with the build...

http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Swing-Seat-With-Dildo/dp/B0077DQKQ6/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Oh my god you guys think of everything.
Funny shit!!..

jorgun
12-12-2012, 4:29 PM
if this isnt the seat that is thrown on it i dont wanna have anything to do with the build...

http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Swing-Seat-With-Dildo/dp/B0077DQKQ6/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Used to run a pea pad just like that!! The Ex took it when she left!

quickle650
12-12-2012, 4:33 PM
lol good shit

NeoDutch
12-12-2012, 6:23 PM
Considering that the Christmas bike is a novelty designed to make children happy, and it used a bastard frame that no one wanted, it serves it's purpose quite well.

VPNick
12-12-2012, 6:37 PM
Used to run a pea pad just like that!! The Ex took it when she left!

the WHOLE thing :eek: thats impressive

Roush
12-12-2012, 6:42 PM
you should have seen that bike in person...um yeah...not good