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XbrooklynX
08-03-2009, 5:24 PM
Leaving the movies last night Im riding home through an intersection there was a bump in the road i hit pretty hard. I bottomed out but really didnt seem too bad, I think nothing of it and keep on trucking. 2 blocks or so later i hear a loud metal slam right behind me... I look around and my license plate and bracket is tumbling along side of me... Shit... Im going about 60 so it takes me a second to get stopped... I flip around to grab it, and no bull shit some little kid has run out in the street and grabbed my plate and is now running down the street with it.... What the fuck are you serious? Who would in their right mind do that? I feel like im in a movie chasing this little kid down the street. Finally the kid just gives up and stops turns around holds out the plate and says "hey i think you dropped this"

How can i even be mad now... He trumped me with a funny ass joke... And since comedy is king and I like to fight fire with fire I knock the drink out of his hand and say "i think you dropped your soda"

Feeling vindicated i ride the rest of the way home feeling pretty good about myself. I just bested a 12 year old.

Wendy
08-03-2009, 5:33 PM
I actually laughed out loud. That IS a funny story.

BlueCollarMoto
08-03-2009, 5:37 PM
So long as you don't challenge them to a video game its a cinch.

independentrider1
08-03-2009, 5:37 PM
you should of kicked the little bastard in the junk.

TooManyProjects
08-03-2009, 7:23 PM
So you're the guy that made my little boy cry...

Just kidding. Great story.

deucepjd
08-03-2009, 7:55 PM
At least you can still run down a 12 year old

lobstermobster
08-03-2009, 7:59 PM
Haha. thats rad.

Scottienoooo
08-03-2009, 8:05 PM
hahahahaha! like friggin candid camera

WayneBallard
08-03-2009, 8:07 PM
At least you can still run down a 12 year old

Maybe it was a extremely porky 12 year old.....

Nick
08-03-2009, 11:10 PM
ha what a crazy ass kid

willythepirate
08-03-2009, 11:30 PM
You knocked the soda out of his hand? Thats awesome.


Dick

xharleyx
08-04-2009, 1:05 PM
hahaha, i just wonder what he was going to do with it if he got away. put it on his mongoose maybe

Fredo
08-04-2009, 1:50 PM
At least you can still run down a 12 year old

No man, the kid gave up and stoped, he would have never caught him....Whats even funnier is that the kid had him beat while running with a soda.......thats funny shit right there!

currysurr
08-04-2009, 2:45 PM
Should have taken his soda and poured it on him.

XbrooklynX
08-04-2009, 5:13 PM
No man, the kid gave up and stoped, he would have never caught him....Whats even funnier is that the kid had him beat while running with a soda.......thats funny shit right there!

Yeah it was a 40oz fountain drink too... In my defense he had a good 5 second head start.

independentrider1
08-04-2009, 5:21 PM
props to you man, I could'nt have run the little fucker down. I would of had to bounce a rock off his scull or something. I'm too old and fat to run anymore. knockin' that soda out of his hands was awesome.

CreatureFucker
05-31-2011, 4:39 PM
Very funny and good thing you got your plate back.

BurseCurse
05-31-2011, 4:55 PM
Hilarious. I actually laughed out loud too.Had a shitty day and that actually made me smile.Some of these little hoodrats have big balls.No fuckin brains,but balls.

fxrjocky
05-31-2011, 4:58 PM
i see the fat guys from Jackass chasing the midget when i read this story! GET BACK HERE!!!! hahahaha

Revelator
05-31-2011, 8:50 PM
you should have chased him down on the bike with the throttle pinned to the stops.......YOU MUTHERFUKER GIMME MY LICENSE PLATE BACK YOU LITTLE RUNT!!!!!!! VAAROOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
:kill:

busij44
06-01-2011, 6:12 PM
props to you man, I could'nt have run the little fucker down. I would of had to bounce a rock off his scull or something. I'm too old and fat to run anymore. knockin' that soda out of his hands was awesome.

I laughed so hard when I read this I amost pissed myself.......took the words right out of my mouth!

jluck27
06-01-2011, 6:18 PM
I don't know, but that kid is pretty rad! Funny story