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Magickman
10-15-2009, 3:16 PM
Start bidding!!

http://cgi.ebay.ca/Harley-Davidson-Sportster-One-of-a-Kind-Handcrafted-Customised-Harley-Davidson_W0QQitemZ110445599852QQcmdZViewItemQQssPa geNameZRSS:B:SRCH:CA:103

framus
10-15-2009, 3:21 PM
Tribal garbage - check.
Maltise crosses - check.
Goofy billet wheels - check.
"Patina" - check.

My interest in it - uncheck.

rustrocket84
10-15-2009, 3:29 PM
I think I threw up in my mouth when I enlarged some of the pictures. The headlights may be one of the worst parts, though the battle axes and whip gas tank ornament is pretty bad too.

GreaserMike
10-15-2009, 3:29 PM
So fugly I just died a little inside.

"All Weapons are Fully Functional"....wasn't there a hidden weapons thread in the junk bin? :::shudder:::

so cold....so dark........safe warm place........safe warm place.......

workingman
10-15-2009, 3:32 PM
I don't know but the axe and the whip sure make me want to bid on it."NOT"
That there is a goofy ass bike

Kokuma
10-15-2009, 3:33 PM
UGH!!! Complete opposite of cool. I mean, dude...ride or lay siege to a castle. Pick ONE!

hugodv01
10-15-2009, 3:33 PM
An original Klingon Kustum Chopper???

framus
10-15-2009, 3:34 PM
On a side note, Gallagher would love this bike as the weapons can smash watermelons (I can't make this shit up).

KT
10-15-2009, 3:35 PM
WTF!! I MEAN WTF! REALLY WTF?!?!?!?!?!? that is fucking RIDICULOUS!!!!!

Do they call it the IMPAILER or is that the new KNIGHTSTER complete with med evil armory WTF!!!!!

GreaserMike
10-15-2009, 3:38 PM
My liege I am most displeased with thy new stead. I cannot allow thee to commence with the building of nor looketh upon such garbage.

Magickman
10-15-2009, 3:40 PM
new KNIGHTSTER !

LOL!!! Harley is gonna steal the concept and name their next sportster the KNIGHTster!!!!!!


BTW, that is NOT my bike, nor do I know the guy, just random internet trolling on my part...

And it gets better...I wonder when the "Full Metal Jacket" goes up for sale.

http://www.battlechoppers.com/gallery_full.html

imtheslime
10-15-2009, 3:56 PM
They weren't asking that much for David Koreshs sportster.

TheDemon
10-15-2009, 4:04 PM
Probably should have tried selling this a few years ago when some poor unfortunate dumb bastard would have actually paid for the thing. I'm wondering if its a joke, I sure hope so because that thing is beyond ugly. I think...ughgf....yea I threw up.

SportsterMike
10-15-2009, 4:19 PM
thor called he wants his "entry level" bike back....

Magickman
10-15-2009, 4:22 PM
Ya know, the guy says he put 3000 hours into it.

It does fall under the category "Just because you can, does not mean you should."

But, to the builder, it is 'art' and his vision. I don't knock him for that.

I DO have a problem, though, when you are so dense you think your personal 'creation' is worth $160,000.


thor called he wants his "entry level" bike back....

THANKS, I just spit Coke all over my monitor!!!! ROFL

SportsterMike
10-15-2009, 4:45 PM
ya ill let it pass as an art bike like you said, thats what the builder had in mind... the seller is trying to pass it as a something else.........

"just because you can doesnt mean you should" and "to each his own" apply here.

and sorry about your keyboard hahaha

MrLabios
10-15-2009, 4:56 PM
OCC should make a $30,000 production version of this.

junkyard2
10-15-2009, 4:58 PM
my 6 year old just painted a pic of a bike, thats art....she says she'll start the bidding at $4,000...anyone..
but i get it to each his on and stuff but fuck both them bikes are ugly as shit wait no shit looks better just my 2cents

Spoke
10-15-2009, 5:18 PM
Holly Shit....do you know how many times i have needed a battle axe & a bull whip when i was out riding? I just placed my bid!

HardLuckDesigns
10-15-2009, 5:37 PM
I want to meet the douche bag that buys that thing, kick him in the throat, steal his girl, and donkey punch his mother. I'll leave his dad alone since I'm sure he wants to do the same thing!

REV
10-15-2009, 5:41 PM
dude whos selling it has an awesome handle
Seller info
battlegarth ( 0 )

i wonder how much that damn thing weighs. and how often youd get pulled over on both bikes.

bangkokchopper
10-15-2009, 5:42 PM
My liege I am most displeased with thy new stead. I cannot allow thee to commence with the building of nor looketh upon such garbage.

Funny bro.... good reply... that bike is shite

Magickman
10-15-2009, 6:32 PM
AHHHHH!!!!

He is selling the other bike too!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/One-of-a-Kind-Handcrafted-Customised-Harley-Davidson_W0QQitemZ110445582058QQcmdZViewItemQQptZU S_motorcycles?hash=item19b711d6ea

hugodv01
10-15-2009, 7:06 PM
Fuck it. I am gonna place a bid as I am almost certain the auction will be pulled because of the firearms.

hugodv01
10-15-2009, 7:10 PM
Ha Ha, I Placed my Bid! Wish Me Luck!!!

volksjunky
10-15-2009, 7:22 PM
I wonder where he found those 3000 hours,most of his life is probably spent painting War hammer figurines and masturbating to the Highlander flicks...

Cody
10-15-2009, 7:27 PM
waste of money... would love to see who would buy that.

Bobbed883
10-15-2009, 7:29 PM
So I typically don't have many negative remarks for any bike as I can appreciate nearly all of them and unless it's my bike, my opinion really doesn't matter, but this has to be the ugliest bike in the world. Frankly, I'd rather ride the "bike" that french guy built out of the car so he could get out of the desert. $160,000? Honestly, we don't get anything that good to smoke here in Texas as I've never been that out of my mind. It's funny to me that some guys can get it so right yet others get it so wrong.

Kickfiend
10-15-2009, 7:43 PM
ugh!!! Complete opposite of cool. I mean, dude...ride or lay siege to a castle. Pick one!
lol

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 7:43 PM
Ha Ha, I Placed my Bid! Wish Me Luck!!!Thats one expensive gamble my friend. You probably made battlegarth shit his pants out of excitement for your cash.

SportChop25
10-15-2009, 7:48 PM
HAHAHAHA........He signed it too. Man that thing is tough to look at

lobstermobster
10-15-2009, 7:52 PM
I cant wait to see GWAR rampage onto the stage at their next show riding these galatic gnarcycles.

justin666
10-15-2009, 7:53 PM
I cant wait to see GWAR rampage onto the stage at their next show riding these galatic gnarcycles.

thats exactly what i was thinking when i saw that beast

imtheslime
10-15-2009, 7:54 PM
dude whos selling it has an awesome handle
Seller info
battlegarth ( 0 )

i wonder how much that damn thing weighs. and how often youd get pulled over on both bikes.
I bet he has a sticker on the back that says my other ride is a Pinto.

lobstermobster
10-15-2009, 7:57 PM
Battle choppers are just stupid. if you are actually going to war with one of these, COOL my bike is armour plated but im still out in the open with my chopcult tee and biltwell helmet on...FUCK!

junkyard2
10-15-2009, 8:01 PM
I wonder where he found those 3000 hours,most of his life is probably spent painting War hammer figurines and masturbating to the Highlander flicks...

you said war hammer.....bet he plays d&d while wondering what its like to see a "real" girl naked

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 8:20 PM
shuuuush guys....Battlegarth is going to put a level 12 hex on all of us.

TheDemon
10-15-2009, 8:56 PM
The Full Metal Jacket Comes with an Array of Weapons

2 Derringers

2 44 Magnums

1 Semi Automatic Shotgun

1 Granade Launcher

And of course a Case for all your Ammo



Seriously a grenade launcher??? I wonder if he watches Metalocalypse?

Magickman
10-15-2009, 8:57 PM
You all crack me up!!

I am surprised there has not been an Warcraft jokes though....

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 9:22 PM
you'd have to play warcraft to come up with warcraft jokes.....

2speed
10-15-2009, 9:29 PM
Yeah... I'm gonna pass on this one

MikeD
10-15-2009, 9:36 PM
I like how he says, "This Bike Fits into it's Own Category." Yes BattleGarth your BattleChopper fits into the Fucking Gay category and shines like the North Star hovering around your viking lover's anus.

REV
10-15-2009, 9:46 PM
dude listens to too much Amon Amarth. a sentence i never thought id hear much less say

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 9:49 PM
any amount of that shit is too much.

shop102
10-15-2009, 10:12 PM
that thing is gayer than 8 guys on 6. chalk up 4 years of somebodys life wasted on the ugliest thing on two wheels i have ever seen

MiNightster85
10-15-2009, 10:24 PM
Who ever built this should NOT be aloud to reproduce!!!

Irishjon
10-15-2009, 10:44 PM
I have just seen this piece of crap. On behalf of the rest of New Zealand I humbly apologize. There's a lot of cool old bikes down in the South Island but there's a lot of strange people too.
Irishjon - Auckland NZ.

Magickman
10-15-2009, 10:48 PM
you'd have to play warcraft to come up with warcraft jokes.....


you said war hammer.....bet he plays d&d while wondering what its like to see a "real" girl naked

I think Choppy was trying to tell you something...

:P

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 11:00 PM
http://www.californiamotorcycleadventures.com/images/images-fun/Knight-on-Harley.jpg

BIGJ
10-15-2009, 11:01 PM
There is a bid on one of those shitty bikes. Proof that some folks got more money than good sense or taste

seventhirteen
10-15-2009, 11:05 PM
Ha Ha, I Placed my Bid! Wish Me Luck!!!
good luck not getting sued for $160,000 worth of ebay fees......

seems like i remember some parents getting nicked for their kids bidding on some high dollar property as a joke.....i could be wrong though, it's happened once before

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 11:08 PM
check it out SONS OF ARCHIMEDES Motorcycle Club

http://www.kingdomofgwynedd.com/knights22.jpg




We should all chip in and buy them both and JOUST!!!

junkyard2
10-15-2009, 11:27 PM
I think Choppy was trying to tell you something...

:P

lol..maybe but never done that shit

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 11:28 PM
naw, i wasn't fire'n off at you Junkyard.

junkyard2
10-15-2009, 11:31 PM
hey thats cool...but i wonder if somehow there is some dude besides the guy that made that bike who really likes it you know

ChoppyGee
10-15-2009, 11:39 PM
there's probably a board just like this one with just as many dudes just as passionate about that shit.

junkyard2
10-15-2009, 11:41 PM
yeah i guess your right..god help them all

rustrocket84
10-16-2009, 12:24 AM
I have just seen this piece of crap. On behalf of the rest of New Zealand I humbly apologize. There's a lot of cool old bikes down in the South Island but there's a lot of strange people too.
Irishjon - Auckland NZ.

I never thought it could get worse. But some jack off decided to build two of these things. Mad Max meeets dungeons and dragons. I really want to see what's next from this guy. Going to google BattleChoppers and check for all their updates and new builds

willythepirate
10-16-2009, 12:56 AM
i think im gonna poop in a bag and put wheels and a motor on it and give everyone a bargin and only charge 100k

LUCIFER
10-16-2009, 1:49 AM
H6ly shit!!!

Chuck
10-16-2009, 1:52 AM
So I typically don't have many negative remarks for any bike as I can appreciate nearly all of them and unless it's my bike, my opinion really doesn't matter, but this has to be the ugliest bike in the world. Frankly, I'd rather ride the "bike" that french guy built out of the car so he could get out of the desert. $160,000? Honestly, we don't get anything that good to smoke here in Texas as I've never been that out of my mind. It's funny to me that some guys can get it so right yet others get it so wrong.

what is the " bike built out of the car " you're talking about ?

bangkokchopper
10-16-2009, 1:58 AM
well just done my first build n what a headache it was...but after looking at this battle choppers website i,.m thinkin if this guy can make a livin sellin this shit...i,m opening my own shop soon.... just where did i put that broadsword....!!!

Chuck
10-16-2009, 3:29 AM
I've seen many ugly custom bikes and these are at the top of bad taste. who wants to ride such a thing ? even for $ 1.

NHMike
10-16-2009, 5:23 AM
Obviously this guy is an asshole.

PushRodMofo
10-16-2009, 6:49 AM
I'm gonna find my 20-sided die and if I fail my savings throw then I'll totally buy this thing.

motoguru
10-16-2009, 6:53 AM
wow. what an abortion.

logi
10-16-2009, 7:45 AM
Gay.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w197/logi0643/ChopCult/GayDandDBike.jpg

burndoubt
10-16-2009, 7:47 AM
my god is that thing hideous! World of Warcraft on Wheels.

njkintzel
10-16-2009, 8:17 AM
Fuck it...If that thing sells I'm going to build 8 or so and retire.

Markee
10-16-2009, 8:27 AM
We should all chip in and buy them both and JOUST!!!

lmao!!!

GreaserMike
10-16-2009, 8:28 AM
I'm going to be in New Zealand for Christmas and New Years. You KNOW I'm going to stop by that shop and take photos!!!!

I have the perfect disguise!

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/greaser_mike/metal5.jpg

NITRO
10-16-2009, 9:38 AM
Wow....what were they thinking....I mean even if it was totally your thing starting bid at 160k? Is this a joke? Maybe someone smoking crack?

simon
10-16-2009, 10:48 AM
Come on guys and gals, this is an opportunity of a life time!! Pls dont let this pass you by. Just look at all it's potential. you will own a true one-of-a-kind masterpiece....ha ha ha ha. just joking, to each his own though. i wouldnt make room for it if i could.

NickHaints
10-16-2009, 10:59 AM
That bike will cast spells. I think it even comes stock with Criss Angel. And a wizard. I might bid on it.

rockaphilly
10-16-2009, 11:27 AM
Wow...I'm absolutely speechless. I think I'm gonna go crawl in a corner, curl into a fetal position, start rocking and pretend I never saw the $160k one of a lifetime POS or the "Full Metal Jacket."

TheDemon
10-16-2009, 5:47 PM
This guy should totally go bombing around with Garth. Yes I know its ALOT better when compared to the other two battle chopper bikes, but it still has swords integrated into the build and the shifter is a fucking huge ass broad sword!


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_rdc=2&item=250513135215&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%3A80%2Fi.html%3F_nkw %3D250513135215%26_rdc%3D1%26_fvi%3D1&viewitem=

Spoke
10-16-2009, 6:09 PM
The 2nd one looks like he built it from an old chicken coop.

erikweste
10-16-2009, 9:40 PM
Ha Ha, I Placed my Bid! Wish Me Luck!!!

I am curious what you will do when the auction ends and he wants his cash. It is a binding agreement when you sign up on Ebay and place a bid.

Could be an expensive joke. Good luck!

IronheadBobber
10-17-2009, 8:23 AM
I don't know what to think about that......a little bit of every sportsters souls died today

cafcustoms
10-17-2009, 10:16 AM
What a fuckin ugly bike.

njkintzel
10-17-2009, 12:16 PM
That bike will cast spells. I think it even comes stock with Criss Angel. And a wizard. I might bid on it.

Lol

TwistyMcFisty
10-17-2009, 1:08 PM
This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read. Good shit.

Magickman
10-17-2009, 2:10 PM
You all are in for it now!

http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/Magickman007/gollum-and-his-bike.gif

oildevil13
10-17-2009, 2:38 PM
You all are in for it now!

http://i711.photobucket.com/albums/ww114/Magickman007/gollum-and-his-bike.gif

LOL.... now I guess we konw where the Techno Viking has been hiding since 2000

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19062191

lobstermobster
10-17-2009, 2:44 PM
I think the Owners of ChopCult should buy both, and At the Twineball Run next summer there will be an epic battle chopper to the death. Winner gets an assorted pack of chopcult stickers!

73Harley
10-17-2009, 3:09 PM
I wonder if it took him 4 years to build because he got scared everytime he did a bit more and had to look at it the following day? OK he has put time and effort into it but fuck me that is one ugly fucking bike....kind reminds me of what Arnie say's when he is face to face with Predator and predator takes his helmet off ..

billdozer
10-17-2009, 4:03 PM
I think the Owners of ChopCult should buy both, and At the Twineball Run next summer there will be an epic battle chopper to the death. Winner gets an assorted pack of chopcult stickers!

Shit, if we had 160k to waste I could think of way better things to spend it on.

We could make a poster of it and let you play "pin the pipes on the piece of shit though"...

JKJ
10-17-2009, 4:38 PM
Good Lord that fucker is ugly!!

kromsucks
10-17-2009, 4:44 PM
that is the fugliest bike ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wouldnt take it for free

hugodv01
10-19-2009, 5:32 PM
I am curious what you will do when the auction ends and he wants his cash. It is a binding agreement when you sign up on Ebay and place a bid.

Could be an expensive joke. Good luck!

Yeah, Stupid move on my part. I can't blame it on the alcohol cause I don't recall being that buzzed. Lucky the dude is a pretty understadning guy (cause i blamed it on my kids).

He was cool enough cancel the bid but eBay on the other hand refused to cancel it.

However I did find out that if I refused to pay all I would get was a suspended eBay acct for a few days.

junkyard2
10-19-2009, 6:13 PM
I think the Owners of ChopCult should buy both, and At the Twineball Run next summer there will be an epic battle chopper to the death. Winner gets an assorted pack of chopcult stickers!

im with you ....if we can burn them when its done

jfk
10-20-2009, 10:34 PM
In the words of Mel Gibson Freedom Wow what a pos

JayTucc
10-27-2009, 9:01 AM
Man talk about to each their own...
Ugly... buh

jamesgs4
10-31-2009, 4:37 PM
man i cant believe nobody bid on this piece of s....art?

chainsaw17268
11-01-2009, 4:16 AM
thats a bit to much overkill ! and that headlight is just plain nasty and looks like a bad prop out of buck rogers YUCK , stick finger in throat and VOMMIT on that bike ! trailer queen trash !

Clutch
11-16-2009, 9:51 PM
Ate the fuck up. more fucked up than a bucket of hammers.

revmike
11-17-2009, 9:54 PM
I would have bid on it. The only thing missing which was a deal breaker, for me, was no rattlesnake skin seat.... otherwise, hell yeah.... prob cut your fucking arm off trying to get to the gas cap....

I hope the fucker spent 120,000 building it... (134,000 Canadian)

~Rev Mike

choppersrgay
11-18-2009, 8:45 AM
This is included so that you can kill yourself when you realize what a piece of shit you just dropped $160k on.......

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!Bco)ZY!BWk~$(KGrHqEH-D0EquEbDjSjBK1Ui,H+K!~~_12.JPG