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BullDog
09-29-2009, 6:56 PM
Night Trips - Tulsa, OK

39th & S. Sheridan...just south of I-44.

By far the hottest talent around here and no drink hustles.

1092

CreepyJack13
09-29-2009, 7:28 PM
Wait, where do you live again? Oklahoma? Dammit!!

BullDog
09-29-2009, 7:39 PM
Road trip?? haha

CreepyJack13
09-29-2009, 7:54 PM
Ha!! But then again, you never know...

born2boogie
09-29-2009, 8:50 PM
Clermont Lounge

Gent
09-29-2009, 9:05 PM
Where do you get the most for your money in Vegas? I'm headed there this weekend.

My neck o' the woods it's Tropical Lei

Foothill Blvd Upland, CA

stevanjohnson
09-29-2009, 9:17 PM
the one slightly uphill from my apartment about a half a block of course! bring the skateburdd and roll home, no matter how many drinks ive had. not to mention being able to listen to old metallica, slayer, and all sorts of good shit while im there... needless to say you can find my crew there quiet a bit.

sassys, in S.E. portland.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_e6ca793510004cbdb3cd4059ee1403e9.jpg

NHMike
09-29-2009, 9:57 PM
Fuck! I was hoping you lived in Portland MAINE! I wanted to check that bitch out....hahahahahaha

stevanjohnson
09-29-2009, 9:59 PM
she comes out in a nuns outfit and a gas mask and rubs no-no spots with a crucifix, my personal favorite. hahaha

Jared
09-29-2009, 11:40 PM
Goddamn, I need someplace like that around here. Naked punk rock girls are my thaaaaaaaaang.

Halwade
09-30-2009, 2:34 AM
Upland, CA: Tropical Lei.

$150 VIP room suckoffs and humpdowns if you're a savvy negotiator. I recommend wearing roundball shorts and bringing your own jimmy hats for speedy ingress/egress.

Or so I've been told... I personally would NEVER pay for wool...

BradS
09-30-2009, 5:32 AM
Don't bother with Houston. We used to have some damn good dives-n-titties here but they've finally succeeded in fucking it up. Pasties and a no touch rule. Even the last vestige of a decent joint is getting fucked with by the county now.

The only spot not touched is Heartbreakers down in Dickinson between Houston and Galveston.

BolliverShagnasty
09-30-2009, 8:07 AM
Yellow Rose and Exposť in Austin, Perfect 10's in San Antonio and Club Cheetah in Corpus. Yeah, and like BradS said don't even bother in Houston.

BigDawg
09-30-2009, 8:50 AM
Clermont Lounge

You're crazy. You'll catch the AIDS in that place. It's only good if you're already hammered when you decide to go.

The Pink Pony or The Oasis-Atlanta

If you're looking for something a little more seedy without making you want to puke, then 24K.

Homebrew
09-30-2009, 9:11 AM
The first one is called 10's but if your like me and like them a little on the dirty side instead of a 10 go to the Cabarette (spelling?). Both are in Mass. all the ones in NH and Maine are just topless and if I am putting a buck up I might as well see everything.

Gent
09-30-2009, 9:24 AM
Upland, CA: Tropical Lei.

$150 VIP room suckoffs and humpdowns if you're a savvy negotiator. I recommend wearing roundball shorts and bringing your own jimmy hats for speedy ingress/egress.

Or so I've been told... I personally would NEVER pay for wool...

Yeah, i've "heard" the same thing. The girls are smoking hot right now too.

EnglandStGarage
09-30-2009, 9:26 AM
Upland, CA: Tropical Lei.

$150 VIP room suckoffs and humpdowns if you're a savvy negotiator. I recommend wearing roundball shorts and bringing your own jimmy hats for speedy ingress/egress.

Or so I've been told... I personally would NEVER pay for wool...

ya tropical lei is the jam. plus if your a total dirtbag, there's a real live whore house called brazillian mystique across the street...so ive heard.

The worst place around is definitely captain creams in irvine. huge ripoff and they don't even give topless lapdances anymore. what a let down.

WOMPY
09-30-2009, 9:58 AM
I met this chick while drunk as fuck at angels in Corona. I swore she looked like Kate Walsh. So I gave her a bus. card so she could send me some pics and this is what I got. I'm never drinking again until Friday.

BIGJ
09-30-2009, 10:34 AM
Come to Phoenix you can't swing a dead cat with out hitting stipper in this town

Spoke
09-30-2009, 10:44 AM
I met this chick while drunk as fuck at angels in Corona. I swore she looked like Kate Walsh. So I gave her a bus. card so she could send me some pics and this is what I got. I'm never drinking again until Friday.

She looks more like Joe Walsh

VonFuct
09-30-2009, 10:55 AM
the one slightly uphill from my apartment about a half a block of course! bring the skateburdd and roll home, no matter how many drinks ive had. not to mention being able to listen to old metallica, slayer, and all sorts of good shit while im there... needless to say you can find my crew there quiet a bit.

sassys, in S.E. portland.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_e6ca793510004cbdb3cd4059ee1403e9.jpg

Fuck yeah, I used to live in Portland and worked down the street from Sassy's! Great spot!

cHiCoD
09-30-2009, 11:15 AM
the one slightly uphill from my apartment about a half a block of course! bring the skateburdd and roll home, no matter how many drinks ive had. not to mention being able to listen to old metallica, slayer, and all sorts of good shit while im there... needless to say you can find my crew there quiet a bit.

sassys, in S.E. portland.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_e6ca793510004cbdb3cd4059ee1403e9.jpg

yep. that place rules.

BigDawg
09-30-2009, 11:43 AM
She looks more like Joe Walsh

hahahahaha...that's what I was thinking. That shit is brutal.

jason43
09-30-2009, 12:26 PM
Virginia sucks, pasties and G-strings... I'm not into the stripper scene anyway, but where there is a bachelor party or some such event, we usually go to Charlestown WV because there are quite a few, and they are fully nude...

Kokuma
09-30-2009, 1:08 PM
Adelita's. Tijuana Mexico. Just ask the taxi cab driver! Anyone interested, I can show you the way. Bring your passport, and stay on my 6. I know where all the potholes are! THEY LOVE BIKES!

NHMike
09-30-2009, 1:08 PM
she comes out in a nuns outfit and a gas mask and rubs no-no spots with a crucifix, my personal favorite. hahaha


A broad you can take home to mama....nice!

NHMike
09-30-2009, 1:09 PM
I met this chick while drunk as fuck at angels in Corona. I swore she looked like Kate Walsh. So I gave her a bus. card so she could send me some pics and this is what I got. I'm never drinking again until Friday.

Sometimes it's touch to see past the tattoos and ass, but DAYUMMMM!!!! That bitch is HIT!

baravettski
09-30-2009, 2:00 PM
Cosign on Sassy's. Lucky Devil is good too, little further and mellower but solid.

constriktor
09-30-2009, 6:16 PM
man, portland is getting a lot of hits on this thread.

i like sassy's, but have never had a bad time at the acrop off mcloughlin or exotica in NE.

stay away from stars; they don't know how to dance.

TRUMPNUT
09-30-2009, 7:16 PM
Fuck strip clubs here !!!!
Who the hell will pay some chick to show just some titties when we have legal brothels . The bunny ranch is only a mile away from my shop .

Although I would never go since I'm married !

BullDog
09-30-2009, 7:41 PM
Fuck strip clubs here !!!!
Who the hell will pay some chick to show just some titties when we have legal brothels . The bunny ranch is only a mile away from my shop .

Although I would never go since I'm married !

Oh to live in Nevada! ....*sigh

elTee
10-05-2009, 12:36 AM
Yeah, after the red light district in TJ...its hard to blow your money on bitches up here...

so ive heard...

Murph
11-03-2009, 10:54 PM
How bout the "Kings Inn" in Dartmouth...right outside of UMass...only strip club I've seen that has a wooden corral instead of a stage..I swear one of the broads was like 7 months pregnant...lots a dirty girls

Roads2Ruin
11-05-2009, 7:48 AM
Mardi Gras in Springfield, Mass. Once took a dancer home from there after I told her " she was a shining star amongst the dimely lit" She was from England ..........It was freakin awesome. lol

Shameless
11-11-2009, 9:28 PM
the one slightly uphill from my apartment about a half a block of course! bring the skateburdd and roll home, no matter how many drinks ive had. not to mention being able to listen to old metallica, slayer, and all sorts of good shit while im there... needless to say you can find my crew there quiet a bit.

sassys, in S.E. portland.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_e6ca793510004cbdb3cd4059ee1403e9.jpg
My favorite spot in PDX. Whenever I'm down that way i try to make it there. Good music, boobs and booze. Can't beat it.

revmike
11-13-2009, 2:04 PM
Palomino Club in North Las Vegas. Fully Newd and full bar. grandfathered to still allow for likker and nekked girls... no real limitations. A few hot girls too... and male strippers up stairs - nothing like lusty, drunk ladies pouring out of the club at 2am

Or so I've heard. I'm a reverend and all, so I don't see um until Sunday.....

~Rev Mike

XStar
11-18-2009, 2:28 PM
Night Trips - Tulsa, OK

39th & S. Sheridan...just south of I-44.

By far the hottest talent around here and no drink hustles.

1092

yup, i'll agree. i've been there and there was no cover, cheap beer and the chicks didn't beg you for money. awesome place...

wickedblockhead
11-20-2009, 11:18 AM
Hell i never even heard of Sassy's! I used to work down the street from The Acrop, been there many times!! I'll have t check out Sassy's. And Heartbreakers in Dickinson was the shit! When i was there (in '95) my buddy was the bouncer.... what a night.....

StoneyBaloney
11-24-2009, 10:45 AM
Le Palace... if anyone ever visits Panama City, Panama

ARBY
12-13-2009, 8:41 PM
If you make it to Tampa, FL I guess the places to go are either world famous The Mons Venus or the 2001 Odessey.

rockaphilly
12-13-2009, 9:04 PM
Virginia sucks, pasties and G-strings... I'm not into the stripper scene anyway, but where there is a bachelor party or some such event, we usually go to Charlestown WV because there are quite a few, and they are fully nude...

Hell yeah, VA's got the WORST excuses for titty bars! The 1320 II club in Springfield, is by far the worst I've ever been to in any state.

Delilah's in Philly is good but haven't been to any in the NYC area....yet.

ChoppyGee
12-14-2009, 5:10 PM
Hell yeah, VA's got the WORST excuses for titty bars! .hahah You've never been to Utah, have you? Its a waste of money. Of coarse you contract every disease known to man if you walk into a strip joint in Wyoming.

wickedblockhead
12-14-2009, 5:48 PM
Theres one about 15 miles up the road from my house thats got pregnant crackheads dancing in it. I aint kiddin neither. There was also a chick who had just given birth like a week earlier. nassy

flatblackkustoms
12-15-2009, 8:20 PM
The "OFFICE" GENTLEMAN'S CLUB is located @ the corner of Riverside & Main in MEDFORD, OREGON...Oh ya, Did I mention The Office is a Nude Strip Club that offers Beer and Wine, Full Bar, Stage Dancing (FULL NUDE), Lap Dancing (Topless) ...Right next to SHENANIGAN'S IRISH PUB & SHENANIGAN'S ON MAIN! This combo is great! If your tired of lookin' at Hot Naked chicks, go to shenanigans and look at hot chicks with clothes on. Chances are they will be naked soon enough! LOL!
OFFICE TALENT!
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OFFICE!
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MORE TALENT!
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YEP, THE OFFICE!
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SHENANIGANS IRISH PUB!
4 Bars+Patio Area combined into one huge bar creates a fun late night spot. One of the bars contains a couple pool tables and has more of a dive bar feel. The other two have nicer decor and different themes to them. But the best part of this spot is the large outdoor patio area in the middle that connects the three bars.

It's at least 10,000Sq Ft of party patio that will be perfect on hot summer nights in Medford. I'm declaring it the largest outdoor bar patio in Oregon. They have everything out there including more pool tables in a garage type building and two outdoor horseshoe pits plus a basketball hoop. Seating outdoors is setup with four chairs under each umbrella. There is seating for 100+ outside.

Drunk girls rule!
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That shit is coming off soon!
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A few more drinks.....
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That's right.....
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UHH....Whatcha gonna do?
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SCORE!
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Again with the drunk girls!
http://i47.tinypic.com/1zmifsz.jpg

So if your in Medford, stop by and check it out!

flatblackkustoms
12-15-2009, 8:23 PM
I love a good boobie bar !

flatblackkustoms
12-15-2009, 8:24 PM
Theres one about 15 miles up the road from my house thats got pregnant crackheads dancing in it. I aint kiddin neither. There was also a chick who had just given birth like a week earlier. nassy

THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP! Come to MEDFORD!

mikemudguts
12-19-2009, 1:27 PM
When I am in Atlanta(ga.), we always hit the Pink Pony off Bufford Hwy. Fully nude and the chicks are usually pretty hot. Man, have I spent some cash in that place.

NHMike
12-19-2009, 1:36 PM
Maybe I'm just old, but, I'd rather buy a 12 pack and look at chics on the internet, beat off and then pass out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's a hell of alot cheaper!!!

rockaphilly
12-19-2009, 2:06 PM
Maybe I'm just old, but, I'd rather buy a 12 pack and look at chics on the internet, beat off and then pass out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's a hell of alot cheaper!!!

Nah, you aren't getting old you're just being more money smart in these hard financial times.

rustrocket84
12-21-2009, 12:19 PM
Maybe I'm just old, but, I'd rather buy a 12 pack and look at chics on the internet, beat off and then pass out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's a hell of alot cheaper!!!

That's some funny shit. My friends all laugh at me because I never pay for dances, and I usually just try and get fucked up before I go in. I will go into a club with $30 and when it's gone so am I.

philbey
01-06-2010, 8:15 PM
STRATS or 108's or whatever it's called this week..... sketchy!

Long ride for most of you guys though.

stumpy
01-21-2011, 10:10 PM
Im not one for Gentleman's Clubs I like those hole in the wall joints.

PsYcHoBiLLyRocKeR
01-22-2011, 12:47 AM
http://www.jillslounge.com/home.cfm

battleborn
01-22-2011, 1:44 AM
Trumpnut beat me to it, but yeah...Nevada makes every other gentleman's club kinda tame.

We've got strip clubs a-plenty in Reno, but less than an hour outside of town, conveniently located near the Trumpnut headquarters, is the world-famous Bunny Ranch (as well as other seedier establishments and a strip club...never did understand how the strip club survived in such close proximity to the action). Funny thing is that our strip clubs aren't fully nude, but you can drive half an hour out of town and hire a porn star.

ARBY
01-22-2011, 11:23 AM
Im not one for Gentleman's Clubs I like those hole in the wall joints.

I'm with you. I ain't there for the decor.

SeaChicken
01-22-2011, 11:19 PM
Pasties suck... That used to piss me off when I lived in VA Beach. There isn't any good tittie bars here in WA so we used to roll up to Vancouver B.C.

otto138
01-23-2011, 12:23 AM
Pasties suck... That used to piss me off when I lived in VA Beach. There isn't any good tittie bars here in WA so we used to roll up to Vancouver B.C.

That is the biggest rip in the world. I was drinking beer waiting for the girls in the bikinis to get naked...it never happened. I only went once...then back to the barracks to try to find a Navy slut. Fuck VA Beach.

KWashburn
01-23-2011, 12:11 PM
Ma Crosby's or The Hunters Ranch in Ciudad Acuna, Mexico. Prices are negoitable and these young ladies will do shit you never dreamed of for $20.00 or so I've been told. The donkey show is something of the past and it was fucking gross. Hang out in Boys Town long enough and nothing will surprise you. Nothing!

You can also chunk midgets down a flight of stairs, if that little guy is still alive. Poor fucker.

The area I live in has strippers riddled with stretch marks, stab wounds, and gun shot entrance and exit points. If that's your sort of thing......

drumballer
01-23-2011, 8:22 PM
Here in Topeka Ks I always roll to Club Orleans! It's awesome and Strip clubs in Kansas are pretty liberal! I can take ya out for a hell of a night if you're ever in the area. Just ask Flourman!LMAO! Apparently you get kicked out for trying to light a table on fire!:clap for you:

ARBY
01-27-2011, 1:25 PM
Pasties suck... That used to piss me off when I lived in VA Beach. There isn't any good tittie bars here in WA so we used to roll up to Vancouver B.C.

Pasties come right off when ya lick 'em.

flourman
02-01-2011, 7:51 PM
Here in Topeka Ks I always roll to Club Orleans! It's awesome and Strip clubs in Kansas are pretty liberal! I can take ya out for a hell of a night if you're ever in the area. Just ask Flourman!LMAO! Apparently you get kicked out for trying to light a table on fire!:clap for you:

Right after I got done telling that chick with daddy issues she was going to have to work harder for my money.

drumballer
02-27-2011, 7:33 PM
Great times!!!

OgdenCityMurderCycles
02-28-2011, 11:23 AM
Captain Cream's Cabaret in Irvine, CA.

They had to change the name of the place. It used to just be Captain Cream's, but I guess too many people not from the area thought it was an ice cream parlour.

Only picture I have of the place. :(
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/20253_262005019072_573089072_4389581_2133926_n.jpg

SmittyFXR
03-23-2011, 10:31 PM
http://www.jillslounge.com/home.cfm

Hahahahahahahah....... Yeah I know that joint. One of my boys got his earlobe bit by a stripper in there and the damn thing got infected. That shit is still funny.

Skyhigh88
03-25-2011, 6:28 PM
silk in milwaukee...

Flatheadsoup
03-25-2011, 6:47 PM
Go to the Bus Stop, Boulder, Co.

Comingapart
03-25-2011, 10:07 PM
It's dry counties around here. No strip clubs, bars or even liquor stores.

We gotta go rack pipes around the trailer park to see random titties...

aaronc
03-26-2011, 9:22 PM
There was a place called the scuttlebutt on rte20 in Gary In.It was a fuckin freakshow huge girls crackhead chics,young woman just startin out there long road of drug addiction and bein a pimps punchin bag man it was shady, DO not leave your keys in your Bronco out side it will get stolen...damn I drank alot.

HDSporester
03-27-2011, 9:41 AM
All stars in San Antonio has never treated me wrong. There's always Sugars if your into fat chicks.

1JUNKMANWV
03-28-2011, 9:53 AM
eastern panhandle of wv has some good clubs, and some not so good

turbonate
03-28-2011, 11:13 AM
It's dry counties around here. No strip clubs, bars or even liquor stores.

We gotta go rack pipes around the trailer park to see random titties... i thought that was just around here, i guess arkansas is pretty much the same everywhere

Joneo
04-05-2011, 7:17 AM
southern exposure,,,,is over state line in west va,,,,closest,,,unless you go to va beach/ norfolk they got few real stripper bars,,,york town had dudes dancing for chicks,,, would go by after the guys got done dancing,,,, pickup on the stray wimmen,,, ,,in ketchikan alaska ,,,it was the SHAMROCK,, lol that place would rock,,,and there the bar stayed open 24hrs........

purerockfury
04-06-2011, 6:04 PM
i use to go to the strip clubs in mass and down in RI definitely some good ones around here full nude/full bar clubs...foxy lady,alex's centerfolds, cheaters among many others..til i discovered the amp's in RI (Asian massage parlor) hot asian chics and way more bang!!! for your buck :)